Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

I open Twitter once a day now. Every time, I get face full of Bob. His hatred for women is pathological.


^False.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I open Twitter once a day now. Every time, I get face full of Bob. His hatred for women is pathological.

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^False.

Listen Bob doesn’t hate women he just hates women who are among the obsolete subhumans in the way of his superior future where he will fight for Nintendo against conservatives, Dudebros, and FPS characters

 

[Koby_Fish]

Therapy only works when the client is motivated to change. Bobby has no motivation because he thinks it is someone else's fault that he is angry all the time.


How often do you see Captain Marvel balance a checkbook? How often do you see Groot getting his check bounced? How often do you see Harley Quinn frowning over a credit-card bill?
If something doesn't occur in capeshit, it doesn't exist for Bob.

Fuck Chris and his pushy e-begging.
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He is almost as bad as Jonathan "TransEthics" Holliday.

Stylish lookbook from Chris in video form. Mute the sounds.

And Chris revealed himself to be a Reformed Obsolete:
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More on his Facebook. He sound surprisingly reasonable given his being so close to his batshit brother.
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Cancel culture doesn't exist a few days ago. Now it does.
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It is not that Republicans are infiltrating the Dems; it is the Dems "realigning" the GOP!
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"None of these people are even all that attractive"

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QAnon sperging. No fucking idea.
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Bobby is mad even with the actor who plays Trump. He reminds me of Falun Gong, who curses the actors who played Mao Ze-Dong and gloats over their succumbing to accidents and diseases.
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Bobby sure has a poor opinion on the ability of women: Hillary Rodham is fully capable of destroying her own career without men's help.

More Batman. Batman is intended for children and should forever remained intended for children (Harley and Ivy get a free pass because Bobby doubtless agree that some children are lesbians)
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Sean Kelly's thread for your capeshit analysts.

Batman should remain goofy but The Powerpuff Girls can grow up to be nihilists!
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More cartoon sperging:
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yeah, Imma press a HUGE x to doubt that Chris ever voted for an R in his entire life.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So Bob put his two cents on the DC layoffs and I got to say his Boston ascent has gotten more cringey than before.

At 5:44, he displays a stunning lack of self awareness with how people on the internet celebrating this are pretending to have a culture war in their head.

Also, since he’s too lazy with doing some new content and just reloading his “glory days,” he’s his hot take on what should be rebooted.

Spoiler: For those who don’t want to watch it.

1. The Simpsons
2. Babylon 5
3. Gargoyles
4. Harry Potter
5. The Monster Squad
6. Men In Black (admits the 2019 one was a flop)
7. Dinosaurs
8. Gumi Bears
9. Terminator (still thinks Woke Fate was decent)
10. Howard The Duck

 

[Positron]

Indeed it seems Bobby has dialed up his misogyny recently...


... and this has, fortunately, not gone unnoticed:


Female newscasters from Fox are sex-talk bots:


AOC is gonna "end them", presumably with jiggle physics:


The Church of AOC is holding their weekly service:


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Bobby advises fellow women-disrespecter Aaron Coleman:

To be fair, if you are an entitled white manchild, you should strive to be Shigeru Miyamoto's Chosen Vessel, not God's.

The Elites are not powerful!!!!


Random sociopathy:


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As if he knew any Asian person apart from a certain in-law. And no, those fake boobs don't count because they are but a puppet to an American expat.

Breadtube ass-kissing:

Bobby also retweets this batshit thread that Ollie Thorn wrote about QAnon.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yes, PhilosophyTube sure is “exceptional,” Bob. And he still ain’t gonna fuck you, bro.

 

[Meriasek]

Bob sure is leaning in on that "realignment" these days. I guess all the flak he got recently from leftists he thought would be non-obsolete made him realize that he's not wanted among large parts of the Left, so in order for him to be on the Right Side Of History he's now fantasizing about AOC and the Squad somehow swooping in and reshaping the entire political landscape into the progressive, globalist, technocratic (lower case t!) GOOD intellectual elites on one side and the obsolete scum that will be used for green biofuel on the other.

I think the isolation during the Holocoof has Bob losing his last connections to reality. It's only going to get worse. Trump winning in November might really push him over the edge. Not that his tweets could get muchmore vile, petty, or misogynist, but I guess his physical health will completely fall apart by then. Pretty sure the Holocoof reversed all the weightloss he might have managed in the past years, his diabetes is probably back, and his level of fitness is now trending towards the negative.

 

[dzonatan]

5:32

I was just going back over his early videos and even then he was blaming the Playstation for allowing the dang, dirty jocks into the world of vidya.
Dudebros of the era were obviously playing Tecmo Bowl, Castlevania and Punch Out as one in four American homes had a Nintendo in the late 80's. Why the fuck does he pretend it was a secret club that only a select few got into instead of a massive cultural phenomena? Was 80's WWF wrestling with Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant a secret thing that only a select few nerds knew about as well?

Persecution complex. Autistic geeks always act like hipsters thinking their hobbies are obscure and too deep for normies and chads who bullied them way back when.

God, he should realize that it makes his videos harder to follow. It constantly fucks up with the pacing and doesn't give time to the viewer to assimilate what he just said in his word salad.

That's deliberate. He talks fast and use fancy hard words in order to sound intellectual and sophisticated. If you call it out he'll call you too stupid and dimwitted to comprehend him.

 

[Positron]

I've trawled Chris's Facebook and there are lots of pictures of Bob that we haven't posted here:








I know it is bad form to share pictures that involve children, but I need to illustrate the fact that Bobby looks sorta normal only when he is around kids:


DarkSydePhil will look exactly like this 100 pounds later.



Note the absence of the Rooster Stare in all these pictures with his niece.

This Is What A Feminist Looks Like:

 

[Foltest]

ffs Bob, have a t shirt that is not nerdshit!

 

[Marche]

ffs Bob, have a t shirt that is not nerdshit!

but consoooming is all he knows.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

I dunno, Bobo always made me think of the Cluemaster seriously a fat bastard who lives in his mother's basement and cannot move past his life and still simmers on all this shit. The only difference I guess was that Cluemaster was smart, while Bobo is dumber than a sack of potatoes.

Except, unlike Bobbo, the Cluemaster is canonically a father, which means he's had sex

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Tbh those pictures are really wholesome. Specially the last one with his niece where it looks like he is genuinely having fun and enjoying the moment.
Rate me optimistic if you want, but i think Bob might have been a good dad if he only could get himself out of the gutter he is.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

ffs Bob, have a t shirt that is not nerdshit!

Those are the only shirts that come in Bob’s size.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The indoor fencing is an interesting motif.

 

[Mola Ram]

The indoor fencing is an interesting motif.

Clan Chipman is but one step above livestock, after all.

 

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bob hateboner for republican women is disgusting, bob is a fucking incel holy shit

 

[Quixotic Man]

I have serious questions about Bob when finds mockeries of the human form like bolt on tit china stick sexy, but apparently thinks fairly normal looking women are hideous she-beasts.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So someone is making a actual Wikipedia on Bob.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Bob_Chipman_(critic)

The highlight was the article mentioning he was laid off in 2015.

 

[Meriasek]

I have serious questions about Bob when finds mockeries of the human form like bolt on tit china stick sexy, but apparently thinks fairly normal looking women are hideous she-beasts.

It's all virtue signaling. He has to make clear that he loathes these hideous she-beasts because they have evil opinions and thus can have no redeeming features. To Bob, his enemies must have no humanizing or even remotely sympathetic features.
And since he's a deeply seated misogynist, the first thing he attacks in women he doesn't like is their looks, because with them the gloves come off.
He would probably prefer any of these republican women over a troon or the lesbian chinese fleshlight, but he'd never admit that.