Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Krokodil Overdose]

The only thing I would say Bob is competient at is eating and drinking. If I had to have a partner in an eatting or drinking contest Bob would be my first choice. Other than that I got nothing, he'd be terrible at Bar Trivia or Jeopardy because he knows jack shit outside of entry-level geek culture and those kinds of competitions don't let their competitors have their phones on them to Google Wikipedia articles.

On a forum that documents Nicholas Perry, Chantal Sarault, and Amberlynn Reid, you'd pick Bob as a buddy in an eating competition? For shame.

Let's put it this way, can you imagine Bob being actually competent at anything? Surely he's just as bad at financial management as he is everything else. Who on Twitter would have loaned money to him in the first place? It's not like he has real friends. All I can think of is Russ Pitts at the Escapist giving him an advance on his pay. But Russ is long gone at this point, and Bob's problems have only become acute in the last few months with Corona-chan shutting down Hollywood and Bob reacting to this loss of income by sitting on his fat ass and doing nothing except get even madder about Bad Orange Man on Twitter. It's like he's deliberately sabotaging his own life at this point just so he can blame everything on Trump personally.

The sad part is, it's not like there's actually a shortage of material. Other reviewers like Mr. H have been doing fine by branching out into TV shows and foreign movies, and streaming services are dumping everything onto their platforms because they know that people need entertainment while in quarantine. The lack of big-budget popcorn movies hardly means that the medium is dead, it's just forcing it to evolve into smaller, cheaper, more efficient products. I thought Bob liked evolution?

Also, considering his career trajectory, now would be a perfect time to start sending up test balloons for other kinds of content. Maybe he could livestream- from what I understand, he's significantly less toxic live because he doesn't have Wikipedia and Thesaurus.com to make himself sound smarter, and he has to think on his (missing) feet as opposed to stewing in his pudgy resentment. Maybe he could make Game Overthinker episodes that actually tackled new games instead of just sperging out about gamers and basic-bitch Nintendo products- hell, he could try to one-up Yahtzee by playing through Pathologic 2 and making a review that adequately explains it to the viewer.

His Patreon isn't what it was, but he still has a background income that positions him to actually experiment with his content and put in the work. Instead, he just marinates like his garbage bag chicken in the acid of his mountain dewy resentment of everyone and everything he perceives as responsible for his unhappiness.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert attacks a Dem for once:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1298324466758549505 (Archive)

Of course, Robert is incredibly vague about what he did mainly focuses on the fact he's a white male.

 

[BubbleButt]

It almost sounds like he's jealous he was never able to post revenge porn or get a woman to nearly commit suicide

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob admitted in his own book that he was a bully in school. He abuses women on Twitter every fucking day. He can go right in the trash heap with this guy. Lol jk Bob’s already there.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

It almost sounds like he's jealous he was never able to post revenge porn or get a woman to nearly commit suicide

That would require Bob to have a girlfriend or have sex with someone - Both, of which, never happened and will continue to be impossible.

 

[BubbleButt]

That would require Bob to have a girlfriend or have sex with someone - Both, of which, never happened and will continue to be impossible.

I mean, he could just show some poor unfortunate woman his flesh wall of a body and be halfway there.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Robert attacks a Dem for once:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1298324466758549505 (Archive)

Of course, Robert is incredibly vague about what he did mainly focuses on the fact he's a white male.

What made him so angry about this guy in particular? You can just feel his anger emanating from the screen.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What made him so angry about this guy in particular? You can just feel his anger emanating from the screen.

Jealously, because Bob believes he could win political races too if only he used the "correct" rhetoric, that's why he's dissecting the statement as if he's grading a civics midterm.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jealously, because Bob believes he could win political races too if only he used the "correct" rhetoric, that's why he's dissecting the statement as if he's grading a civics midterm.

Also, Bob’s daily baseline is an eight out of 10 on the anger scale. Has this motherfucker literally ever been happy? Even when he’s seething he uses and emojis.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Looking over those pictures, I swear Bob only has one facial expression. That expression looking like an inbetween of a look of confusion and a wince at using too much brain power trying to decide if he'll have pizza that night.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

No you fucking chud he's very cultured as you can tell by everything he cooks
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I was like: Wow that chicken does not look so bad. Then I looked at the ingredients he listed...

Bob cannot have a meal without obscene amounts of sugar.

Also, Bob’s daily baseline is an eight out of 10 on the anger scale. Has this motherfucker literally ever been happy? Even when he’s seething he uses and emojis.

When you wake up in the morning and see Bob looking back 8/10 is a pretty good baseline.

 

[docuseal]

What made him so angry about this guy in particular? You can just feel his anger emanating from the screen.

Coleman is the Bernie Bro stereotype incarnate (Medicare for all, mentally torturing women, etc), so liberal feminist twitter is trying to make this Kansas state legislative candidate the socialist poster boy. same shit as ever, Bob wants to impress the country's most unimpressive women and won't take their lack of attention as an answer. they get hundreds of RTs and follows, he gets a couple dozen faves and people arguing with him because he's such a good strawman opponent.

 

[Flexo]

I love that the closest moviebob will ever come to hollywood, is being the archvillain to EFAP.

After all, how do you defeat autism? With GREATER autism!

Unfiltered: https://www.efap.me/100
SCOTLAND FOREVER!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Well, we're at 2930 pages boys. I'd like to pose a question to everyone here: when do you think this thread will break 3,000? Before, during, or after Election Day (November 3rd)?
(Of course, I'm assuming Bob doesn't die of a heart attack before then, or if/when Trump wins.)

 

[Flexo]

Well, we're at 2930 pages boys. I'd like to pose a question to everyone here: when do you think this thread will break 3,000? Before, during, or after Election Day (November 3rd)?
(Of course, I'm assuming Bob doesn't die of a heart attack before then, or if/when Trump wins.)

70 pgs to cover over 2 months?

Yeah we'll hit that before election day.

 

[Mola Ram]

70 pgs to cover over 2 months?

Yeah we'll hit that before election day.

If Trump wins in a blowout, and it's unexpected, Bob's nuclear takes will push us well toward 4000. If Biden has been tanking in the polls for six weeks, I anticipate a lot of sulking but not too much that'll be different from what he'll posting in the leadup to it. Maybe a week's worth of ranting. If it's a narrow victory, he'll be so furious he might actually go far enough to get suspended -- calling for bloodshed way more openly than he does now; definitely indulging assassination fantasies, though it remains to be seen if he'll be able to straddle the line like he does on the eugenics stuff.

If Trump loses, I won't know what Bob's doing as I'll be avoiding this thread as if it were a potluck dinner at the Chipman household.

 

[blablabla]

i know its petty but that fucking twitter profile pic: motherfucker think he looks cool but to me i see a fat fucking moron inbred incel hick farting and being proud of it

 

[Positron]

Well, we're at 2930 pages boys. I'd like to pose a question to everyone here: when do you think this thread will break 3,000? Before, during, or after Election Day (November 3rd)?
(Of course, I'm assuming Bob doesn't die of a heart attack before then, or if/when Trump wins.)

He will chimp out when the televised debates start. We can easily reach 3050 if not 3100.

Tweets like the below will clog his timeline, and I can't guarantee I'll have the spoons to cap all of them:



A few days ago Cancel Culture didn't even exist. Now Bobby himself got canceled on Youtube!



"You don't need to subscribe to populism to care about people; you can just CARE". So why don't you Bobby?

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It is okay for us to strip media of violence, purge (unwoke) sexual contents, and censor language; it is not okay for Christians to do it.

"The Right only pretend to care about the violence in gansta rap because they want to get onboard with that middle class Black parents!" And this is supposed to be a bad thing? Why does Bobby hate "middle class black parents" so much?


Bob tries to turn the Guilfoyle image into a meme; he made four attempts among which the below is one:


Bobby still refuses to believe that his diabetes has made him obsolete in the covid world:

Any film critic too immunocompromised to go to cinemas should just stick to films available on video, or else they can Learn To Code.

 

[Flexo]

Bob tries to turn the Guilfoyle image into a meme; he made four attempts among which the below is one:

To be quite fair (and never let it said I'm not fair) on the Bob scale that might be his best one yet - it's actually in the same zip code as humor.

 

[Fictional Character]

If Trump loses, I won't know what Bob's doing as I'll be avoiding this thread as if it were a potluck dinner at the Chipman household.

Even if Dems turn out into the most petty and vindictive winners possible, it still won't be enough to satisfy Bob's revenge fantasies. He's so far gone that there's no way any possible election outcome can satisfy him.