🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[PhoBingas]

I'd rather be Jarbo. At least he's not a complete fuck up. Who knows, maybe Jarbo will have a redemption arc

Jarbo's redemption arc is him being a functional member of society who has a job and pays taxes.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Jarbo's redemption arc is him being a functional member of society who has a job and pays taxes.

I've always thought the best outcome for all of us re: MundaneMatt was that he found a crummy office job shuffling papers for 30-40K/year, working alongside other boomers who like his jokes.

That way he's employed and not a welfare leech, yet gives up delusions of being Somebody Online.

But that would involve working an actual job, to which he is allergic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It sounds like Faith might be another Mandy Stadtmiller (who should totally have a thread but she’d enjoy the attention too much). Her period blood stunk up an entire office so bad that her co-workers were dry heaving and called the building superintendent because they thought there was a gaggle of dead animals in the walls. So if that’s what Ralph’s breath smells like — and it wouldn’t surprise me one bit — Faith could have a bright future as a human toilet someday. She just needs to work hard and apply herself like she did in high school.

Oh, wait.

 

[Cow Poly]

no HR dept is gonna want to deal with the issues that it could cause in the workplace, so no. she's fucked.

Any cursory background check of Faith will reveal all this stuff immediately. The sex tape won’t necessarily count her out... it’s the mental issues. Crying and suicide baiting whenever she is confronted with an inconsistency? Same goes for the over the top instability.

Employers are not allowed to discriminate in this fashion but trust me.., Any job she applies for will have 100 other applications. The computer will usually force her app to the bottom of the stack.

Even if a hiring manager wants to give her a chance, the insurance company will say, “no too risky... let’s do a diversity hire instead.”

have fun with that Faith!

 

[Crystal Golem]

She just needs to work hard and apply herself like she did in high school.

Has Mr. V ever expanded on why Faith requested to be homeschooled?

 

[PhoBingas]

Even if a hiring manager wants to give her a chance, the insurance company will say, “no too risky... let’s do a diversity hire instead.”

When you're more of a liability than a turd worlder who might rape someone in a bathroom stall.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Does vickers still answer the farms?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

He basically said that she's dead to him now so I don't think he cares about that. The fact that his other children are going to learn that Daddy will drop you like a hot stone after airing your dirty laundry to a bunch of ravenous spergs on the internet apparently doesn't concern him, however.

I don't think he actually means that. If Faith decided to leave Ralph tomorrow (for real) he'd welcome her back with open arms & everything would be water under the bridge.
I don't think he'd be going balls-to-the-walls crazy online trying to take down Ralph if he didn't care about his daughter. It's certainly an. . .unconventional method of trying to get her back, for sure, & I can honestly say I've never seen anything like this in my life.
California parents are a different breed.

I have to say, I'm really impressed by Matthew "If you dick her, I'll drown you in liquor" Vickers. How many other fathers would go so far to create a website with the help of anonymous internet autists, solely to show how shitty of a relationship his daughter is in? Mad props.

I think Faith is also the only girl, which kind of explains his desperation in making her see the light. California, I think, has been hit the worst in terms of lockdown, & I posit that the huge uptick in rioting & people being seemingly unable to keep their batshit crazy from spilling out online (Ralph leaking a sex tape, Dick dying on the Digibro hill, etc.) is because lockdown & quarantine have made us all a little kooky. People are restless, people are mad, & even lazy NEETs are getting antsy. When you look at it through the Corona-chan lens, people's weird actions start making a little more sense.

It occurs to me that people were saying Coach smelled like death during the Knoxville trainwreck. What if they were projecting Ralph’s hobo, alcoholic, fat-fold stank onto Gonzalo?

I think Null met Coach once or twice while abroad & said his mouth smelled like an open sewer.

 

[Eris!]

Any cursory background check of Faith will reveal all this stuff immediately. The sex tape won’t necessarily count her out... it’s the mental issues. Crying and suicide baiting whenever she is confronted with an inconsistency? Same goes for the over the top instability.

Employers are not allowed to discriminate in this fashion but trust me.., Any job she applies for will have 100 other applications. The computer will usually force her app to the bottom of the stack.

Even if a hiring manager wants to give her a chance, the insurance company will say, “no too risky... let’s do a diversity hire instead.”

have fun with that Faith!

The most beautiful thing about life is that it is 100% in your hands for good or ill. Fuckups like faith prove that. If you choose to, and take the actions to do so, you can become a billionaire or a streetgutter meth whore. It's entirely up to you!

 

[Berb]

Are we expecting a Gunt stream and a Vickers content drop tonight? Feels like forever since we had a new development.

 

[Kup]

Has Mr. V ever expanded on why Faith requested to be homeschooled?

I’m sure we’ve got a few ideas on that one. My money is on “bullying”

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I think Null met Coach once or twice while abroad & said his mouth smelled like an open sewer.

Dental hygiene doesn't exist for ibs.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Ralph never ceases to amaze me, yesterday he shit on ProJared for hiding replies to his tweets:

Tweet | Archive

Then no joke, less than 24 hours later (notice the icon I have an arrow pointing at):

Tweet | Archive

Hmmm I wonder what happens when you click that icon:

Archive

NOW WAIT A MINUTE!!!! RALPH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I hope next time Ralph shits on someone for blocking people, although I'm sure he already has at one point or another

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Time to revisit the old "Welfare Cadillac" meme.

WELFARE CADILLAC w Lyrics

Old Story Records •• Guy Drake - Welfare Cadillac

www.youtube.com

Nixon enraged the welfare lobby by requesting Johnny Cash (PBUH) play it

https://www.nytimes.com/1970/03/28/...ticized-for-song-request-welfare-cadilac.html
https://archive.vn/wip/pTArk

NASHVILLE, March 27 (UPI) —A state welfare official and a civil rights leader have ex pressed displeasure over Pres ident Nixon's request to hear a country music song about a Cadillac‐driving welfare recip ient.

The White House disclosed this week that one of the songs Mr. Nixon asked Johnny Cash, the country music singer, to do in an April 17 “Evening at the White House” performance was “Welfare Cadilac.” The song is about a shiftless father who relies on taxpaying “fools” to finance his new car and feed his family.

Baxton Bryant of the Ten nessee Council on Human Re lations said he was surprised by the report and double checked it.

“I thought there must have been some mistake,” Mr. Bryant said. “I couldn't believe that the President of the United States would request such a peformance.”

Herman L. Yeatman, Tennes see Commissioner of Welfare, wrote a letter to the President protesting the request.

“‘Welfare Cadilac’ degrades everyone who has found it nec essary to become a recipient, adds to the irritation of any one whose taxes must be used to support the needy, and dis torts the facts about the wel fare program,” Mr. Yeatman said “The song's message that welfare recipients are cheats and the rest of us chumps is a grave disservice.”

My money is on there being footage of that same girl fucking gator.

Or Diddler Dax...

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Ralph never ceases to amaze me, yesterday he shit on ProJared for hiding replies to his tweets:
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Tweet | Archive

Then no joke, less than 24 hours later (notice the icon I have an arrow pointing at):
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Tweet | Archive

Hmmm I wonder what happens when you click that icon:
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Archive

NOW WAIT A MINUTE!!!! RALPH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I hope next time Ralph shits on someone for blocking people, although I'm sure he already has at one point or another

ITSSSS NOT TRUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Hüftpriester]

It's in the timeline a bit:
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I'm reading this as "Instead of allowing our daughter to face adversity and become a stronger person for it, we took her out of school and she turned into a giant pile of shit."

Interestingly enough he's also said that she "conned" him into getting her a phone at 14, just about the same time they pulled her out of school. She was also scamming dudes online for a year or two (that we know of, she started scamming Chris the Based Meth Salesman when she was 13, right around the time in his timeline that she started having trouble at school) at this point. Sounds like Mom was worried but Dad had more of a devil-may-care attitude about it.

God all these people suck so bad. Except the mom, I feel bad for the mom, maybe only because she's had the dignity not to go around talking about this shit.

If she stayed in school and paid attention in math class, maybe she would have been able to calculate the probability of her father disowning her after seeing her unwashed starfish in the gunt tape

 

[Lore Master]

Archive. Seems to be mostly quoting Phantom Organization and then covering his disastrous IBS bout with Mundane Matt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWNTFIbpm5g
https://archive.vn/1j63k

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You could skip the video and listen to the audio. Or skip both and read the summary...

I hate it when faggots like Drumr828 try to get someone on their shit to get information and then try to posture on the "guest". Then wonder why they don't actually get shit out of them. Matt is right. You asked HIM to come on for a conversation. Matt put aside time to go on his show, then you want to act like a hardass because you are trying to flex your ego for your audience to make it more about you (to look like an IBS cool guy) than the topic instead of getting the pertinent info. Drumr isn't any different than Andy and Ralph.

Also this dumb "false-flagging" phrase. Is it really "false" if it worked?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Ahem.

don't think he actually means that. If Faith decided to leave Ralph tomorrow (for real) he'd welcome her back with open arms & everything would be water under the bridge.

In reference to

He basically said that she's dead to him now so I don't think he cares about that.

Hey there, big guy. Looking forward to tonight's drop!

 

[Lore Master]

Ahem.

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In reference to

Hey there, big guy. Looking forward to tonight's drop!

I was pulling for Mr. Vickers and felt sorry for him, but recently he is showing that he is looking for his 15 mins to stretch and be annoying with. Just a grifter in the making if you ask me. Middle Aged man looking to make his name mean something outside of his small community in California.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Interesting clip from Teaclips (our new overlord), dicks and digibro fwends tell them how to fuck with digibro and that is by calling digibro digibro. I think most of you already know but i am new to this information digibro is trans and wants to be called diginea (for those who don't know).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a34YhB0CPpo

the clip about digibro starts at around 3:50 be careful though, it features from what i can hear is a barely legal teenage boy whose balls have been cut off, he has a whiny irritating voice