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Yeah, there's a couple of them who are stone crazy airsoft/paintball freaks. Which is one of your more spergy hobbies, but even so, good on em for at least getting exercise and fresh air.They even have a gun channel where they talk about Deagles![]()
Jake has been offloaded from one female in his life to another. He probably cant shave his beard without a woman's help. There was a time when the "i have a few outfits from high school but i need people to take me out" was possibly a funny hyperbolic story but its true.May 2019 : Jake's therapist dumps him
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He seems to have started laser treatment in January 2019, which is the same month he moved.
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Confirming the existence of a long red wig. If it's as long as Jake claims, it would be down to his knees and unmanageable.
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Jake fat - too fat for SRS, in fact
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They certainly dont seem to humor him much. Even among such a niche clique he sticks out like a huge asshole who cant read the room.Usually, those people, you have to physically leave their presence because otherwise they'll just keep speaking. I suppose selling Jake out to the Farms could be the better option...
You don't have to if you're an admin, the admin's friend, or a moderator/officer. Do we know what rank Jake is in the Discord? And did they have a music bot running in any of the channels or any other automated services?They certainly dont seem to humor him much. Even among such a niche clique he sticks out like a huge asshole who cant read the room.
He lives right above a barbershop now, I wonder if he just gets it shaved thereHe probably cant shave his beard without a woman's help.
For the record, here's what the structure looks like (at least the part of it visible to our leakers)The difference between a WoW raiding guild's layout and structure and Jake's weird tabletop group is like night and day.
Not in June 2019. Dude just reeks.Cabs and other ride sharing services are required to drive with their windows open because of the covid.
The Goofus Jake vs. The Gallant Kiwi Farms
And so Jake has to emphasise that his are the real deal by calling them “full-on” or “card-carrying” or “literal.” Which in turn become overused to the point of meaninglessness.There's something about his overuse of the word "nazi" that's really flippant, like, diluting it to the point of being meaningless. It's a pretty tasteless verbal crutch.
Nearly every time Jake references a specific temperature measurement while waiting for a cab or walking in the rain, he's lying to the tune of 10-20 degrees. Historical temperature data is not difficult to find. He's a compulsive exaggerator, he can't help but say it's 35 degrees when it's 50. He just has to get a little extra sympathy.
To elaborate I’ve seen a couple arc tiles recently how people equating “memes are made on 4chan” to “all memes are made by nazis”
And now here he is, collecting free money from his Patreon paypigs, free food from SNAP, free health care from Medicaid, free rides, free everything he can scam from a family that he hates and derides as less than human, free motherfucking hair removal, and all he can think is that he deserves so, so much more for being a monstrous 350-pound infant.
Usually, those people, you have to physically leave their presence because otherwise they'll just keep speaking. I suppose selling Jake out to the Farms could be the better option...
I doubt that, Mr. 350 lbs."Haven't eaten all day..."
"Haven't eaten all day. 4 hours ago someone told me they were preparing a big hearty meal for me to make up for it, and... that has not materialized. There WAS, but the person offering to make dinner for me... ate it during the period I was shooed out of the kitchen as something was theoretically being prepared. Yeah I'm kinda living in something of an abusive situation ATM."
What is wrong with this secret gamer girl?! Make yourself a sandwich.
I doubt that, Mr. 350 lbs.
And so Jake has to emphasise that his are the real deal by calling them “full-on” or “card-carrying” or “literal.” Which in turn become overused to the point of meaninglessness.
Moron to human translation: I haven't updated my address from my mum's and I'm too lazy and entitled to organise a redirection, this is all your fault.Plus, evil bigot hackers are intercepting Jake's physical mail.
8/9/2018 11:29:00 AM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '477181735399063553 If I tell a medical place yesterday, "hey, could you e-mail me that paperwork rather than use the regular mail, because I have issues there" and today I still don't have an e-mail from them, today I call back and clarify that an abusive bigot is intercepting my mail and it's really important to just e-mail it, right?