Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Jack Awful said:
The last line Sean said "thanks for not killing yourself" is interesting.

Is that brought up anywhere else in the episode?
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I'm listening to it bit by bit so I'm not sure yet. I just found everything said in just that minute alone to be a complete head spinner.
-Mint is so autistic she runs around doing impressions of Cockney pornstars
-Dick is disgusted by women talking dirty
-80s girl was so turned on by this she brought it to the bedroom
-Dirty talk turns dick off so much he has to let Sean in on it so he can think about Sean next time 80s girl starts doing it (WAT?!?)

Dax buddy this is what is known as oversharing.

Edit: It continues!

Dick is straight out defending the poster itself which even other people defending the movie seemed to think was over the top. I love how he immediately gets out in front of what Sean the Sheep is going to say to let him know what the accepted line will be. He has such nervous energy in that segment.

This clip is taken mere seconds after the first one I posted too. Unfortunately I may have to listen to this whole thing. *sigh*
 
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Crystal Golem said:
I'm listening to it bit by bit so I'm not sure yet. I just found everything said in just that minute alone to be a complete head spinner.
-Mint is so autistic she runs around doing impressions of Cockney pornstars
-Dick is disgusted by women talking dirty
-80s girl was so turned on by this she brought it to the bedroom
-Dirty talk turns dick off so much he has to let Sean in on it so he can think about Sean next time 80s girl starts doing it (WAT?!?)
Dax buddy this is what is known as oversharing.
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I don't know if I'd call that oversharing. To me that sounds like he hates women and needs to think about Sean to be turned on. And 80's Girl needs him to be turned off. Not so sure that joke is coming off how he thinks it is. It comes off as Freud stuff.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
He stopped because allegedly no one reads them. I have a feeling it's more so the shit he says isn't easily searchable and able to be rubbed in his face and he can always make weasel excuses to get out of anything he says. it's far harder to get caught when people have to dig through 221 episodes that are over 2 hours each. It's the same reason his twitter auto deletes.


yeah I'm retarded. Wrong city I was thinking of

Funny how he hated incel as a bitchy way for losers to just dismiss people they don't like until people started being mean to him.

What I find interesting is a lot of the former IBS people/fans that have backed Dick and Dick Jr. keep acting like they are in an IBS match. There are 2 things these idiots don't realize:
- What made IBS fun is not people screaming at each other per say, it was a formal debate going off the rails. It was people not pretending to be high minded fart huffers. It wasn't the screeching noises the train makes as it crashes, it was watching a train carefully put together fly off the rails because the conductor is butt hurt.
- They don't realize why IBS is boring now. When it started it was people trying to be formal and losing their shit or people focused on trying to be correct while their opponent attacked on irelavent bull shit. Because the fan base is kids who were bullied in school and could never talk shit back because they were too autistic to do so, the people watching and taking part took away the wrong lesson as to what made IBS entertaining and believed it was all about autistically screeching and acting like they were cutting a wrestling promo. IBS became the internet retard version of playing air guitar so you feel cool alone in your room.

The whole being "a rage" all the time and disregarding reality for Dax when he started was supposed to be part of the joke of him being a heel. Now Dax has completely forgotten how to be funny.
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Endu said:
It sucks to see this podcast go down the shitter because I've watching consistently since like episode 47. If I ever wrote TDS's obituary, I'd say its health started to decline right around the "WHERE DO YOU GET OFF!?" defense of MintSalad.
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BIG_BRAD said:
I've seen a lot of people tweeting at Dax with that same line, so I assume it's some sort of wacky running gag from a previous episode.

also, this was pointed out to me earlier today. Bad juju. Naughty juju!

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Shoutouts to Jesse for setting up a bot in his discord to archive all of Dax's tweets. Looking forward to combing through all that. Feel free to recommend any other key words to look up.

Riley is throwing out more weak bait to trigger the farms after publicly bitching out of another fight last night. I'm sure he wants this posted, and I'm more than happy to oblige!


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Wait, Keemo is blaming us for hurting online privacy because we archive and talk about shit people say publicly? Keemo must be an addict too because your brain would have to be fried for that to make any sense.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
I'm listening to it bit by bit so I'm not sure yet. I just found everything said in just that minute alone to be a complete head spinner.
-Mint is so autistic she runs around doing impressions of Cockney pornstars
-Dick is disgusted by women talking dirty
-80s girl was so turned on by this she brought it to the bedroom
-Dirty talk turns dick off so much he has to let Sean in on it so he can think about Sean next time 80s girl starts doing it (WAT?!?)

Dax buddy this is what is known as oversharing.

Edit: It continues!
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Dick is straight out defending the poster itself which even other people defending the movie seemed to think was over the top. I love how he immediately gets out in front of what Sean the Sheep is going to say to let him know what the accepted line will be. He has such nervous energy in that segment.

This clip is taken mere seconds after the first one I posted too. Unfortunately I may have to listen to this whole thing. *sigh*
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Had to tap out of this clip before too long. He’s just unlistenable. And yeah, I’m sure you were “awakened in the middle of the night” when you were documented tweeting for 20 out of 24 hours. You’re not slick, Dax.
 
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Ped Xing said:
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Has he? He gets so excited about seeing his friends' sex tapes, you have to consider.
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I believe JLH when she says Dax sucked her strap-on, gets pegged with strap-ons and gives other guys skull. And Dax hasn’t denied it.

But otherwise, who knows? IME, the people who are having the least/most boring sex tend to be the ones who feel the need to talk about their supposedly crazy sex lives the most.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
Riley is throwing out more weak bait to trigger the farms after publicly bitching out of another fight last night. I'm sure he wants this posted, and I'm more than happy to oblige!


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Maybe it's because I'm not smoothbrained enough to see Riley's point but I don't see how we have to rely on a reputation of being "dangerous doxxers" for this to all work. Stuff is thrown up on the forums (True or false) because it's funny and serves as material to make fun of these internet personalities. The reason I enjoy a good dox is because it often exposes how big of a loser they are in real life.

Riley has taken too many drugs thinking his criticisms would disappear with the farms if it went down. It's derived from his retarded antics and would simply pop up somewhere new.
 
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