🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[GameDevAnon]

LMAO, I bet no random group of strangers online have even seen his penis.

.......this is getting weird.

 

[High Tea]

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Well, she's a moron. Not that I didn't already assume that from her Twitter bio, this just confirms it.

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A female "comedian" with a show called the Wet Spot about Sex/Dating/Relationships. Gee, I wonder what her comedy is like.

So the millionth 'muh vagina comedian'. Yeah, she's just not going to care about anything being degenerate sexually. This probably wasn't a great guest to try to convince KS isn't a good move.

 

[Sasquatch82]

.......this is getting weird.

He's admitting it, what an incel! lol

 

[Crystal Golem]

LMAO, I bet no random group of strangers online have even seen his penis.

Can you imagine people not having 4k footage of your taint?

HELLO 1950? It's the future calling. Watch out for those crafty North Koreans they're up to some shit.

 

[bonusmp3]

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BONUS2020-07-11_19-15-06 The Drugs Discussion with Ruby Spacek.mp3

 

[MeltyTW]

I can't imagine no one would have told him about the sex tape.

mark actually explicitly referenced what was then recent drama but not specifics so he definitely knows

 

[Lore Master]

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I would bet my last dollar that Andy was the one responsible for this flag. Remember. He did a line live on the show and he is running around exclamation that he is living clean now, except for the beer, weed and edibles. Andy has been known to get things flagged down that makes him look bad or look like a liar/hypocrite.

So I decided to take a look at the guest grifter Ralph is going to have on tonight who he claimed was some kind of expert on relationships and sex. Chrissie Mayr works for Compound Media which is run by Anthony Cumia, I noticed a couple people who were guests on Ralph's show being guests on some of the programs on the network including Ryan Long and Sam Tripoli. I looked at her Twitter and saw people asking about revenge porn (I disavow) and she has an extreme galaxy brain take on it:
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Well I guess it can't be revenge porn if both parties consented to it being made and no one consented for there to be a specific date of deletion... I didn't know porn was supposed to have expiration dates!! This is some terrific advice, if I'm ever retarded enough to make a sex tape I'll make a point of writing up a contract on how long I can keep the tape for and thus allowing me to release it publicly anytime before said date. Welcome to the GuntGuard Chrissie

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Well, she's a moron. Not that I didn't already assume that from her Twitter bio, this just confirms it.

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A female "comedian" with a show called the Wet Spot about Sex/Dating/Relationships. Gee, I wonder what her comedy is like.

Her boss at Compound Media, Count Wopula, is just as bad if not worse than Ralph. Anthony Cumia is a mother abusing, pedophile, alcoholic, thin skinned manchild who lashes out against his a-logs almost as much as he rants about black people. I’m sure if Ralph ever got booted from DLive he’d be welcomed with open arms into the Compound Media family.

EDIT: Forgot to mention Anthony Cumia is also a tranny fucker.

Just like @TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said. Doesn't surprise me that Chrissy has such a fucking retarded take. She works for a guy who is a legit pedophile and has been caught grooming a 14 year old with an iPad and other electronics in order to fuck around with her when she turns 18. So it isn't surprising to me that Ralph and Andy are going to the Compound Media stable to get guests.

 

[Cat Phuckers]

So basically a female Dick.

I bet she really hates men and constantly jokes about taking on two guys at once as her go-to joke to fill in the constant dead air.

 

[superfat]

I have a question what drink does Ralph hide under is gunt so faith can't steal it.

 

[All becomes gunt]

>Relationship "expert"
>Meh it's not revenge porn and she actually has a bright career ahead of her
MAYBE I BELIEVE IN THE BUMBLEBEES AND THE BLACK OIL VIRUS, MAYBE I AM WALKING ALONG THE BRIDGE OF YESTERDAYS ENTERPRISE. LET ME PUT MY TINFOIL HAT ON FOR A MOMENT:
Have you guys noticed that especially the last guests appearing on Gunty's shows and even the guy that interviewed Gunty are suckling his gunt ( duh ). Ralph definitely has no blackmail on these people and all of them have a huge incentive to dunk on him really hard because especially at this point it could elevate their careers as grifters. Now i say maybe just maybe there is someone way bigger pulling the strings for him from behind. Who could it be now ? It would certainly explain all this weird fucking behavior from all these faggots.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

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Man Ethan comes across as a passive aggressive irredeemable shit eating little piglet in these emails, he deserves everything faith is going put him through

 

[Yanivs Mutilated Cock]

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imagine paying money to get these "bonus episodes", its a fat retard redneck drug addict alcoholic and he is every bit as boring as you can imagine. His joy listening to his child bride talk about her shitty chicken receipe is really something else. Following this he comes out with "I Love Nora"

 

[Vetti]

So I decided to take a look at the guest grifter Ralph is going to have on tonight who he claimed was some kind of expert on relationships and sex. Chrissie Mayr works for Compound Media which is run by Anthony Cumia, I noticed a couple people who were guests on Ralph's show being guests on some of the programs on the network including Ryan Long and Sam Tripoli. I looked at her Twitter and saw people asking about revenge porn (I disavow) and she has an extreme galaxy brain take on it:
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Well I guess it can't be revenge porn if both parties consented to it being made and no one consented for there to be a specific date of deletion... I didn't know porn was supposed to have expiration dates!! This is some terrific advice, if I'm ever retarded enough to make a sex tape I'll make a point of writing up a contract on how long I can keep the tape for and thus allowing me to release it publicly anytime before said date. Welcome to the GuntGuard Chrissie

Yeah. Chrissie only works with obscure nobodies who want to fuck highschoolers. It's her thing.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

LMAO, I bet no random group of strangers online have even seen his penis.

I bet he'll have a funeral that relatives turn up to rather than just having his carcass pressure hosed off his gaming chair by bored strangers and forgotten, like roadkill.

 

[MeltyTW]

I bet he'll have a funeral that relatives turn up to rather than just having his carcass pressure hosed off his gaming chair by bored strangers and forgotten, like roadkill.

imagine not having your relative imbibe your now shredded taco meat corpse at paco tacos

 

[Yanivs Mutilated Cock]

someone should put Gunts sex tape on a live audience board next time WWE Raw Is War is on

 

[Kenobi]

Will Ethan raise Jamal's child or will he leave like Ronnie did?

Spoiler: Gaines gains

In the middle of the night in a ghetto, there is a rundown apartmentcomplex full of small shoeboxes some would call student apartments. One of them belongs to the famous old fag shannon gaines.
Inside of the apartment was a room that eaisly would take the top spot on r/neckbeardnest filled to the brim with vidya games, trash and weeb shit.
Shannon, currently resting after a hard days work of janitor duty sweeping up after Ethan was truely enough to exhaust man.
Gaines was a simple that was perfectly happy with the simpler things in life. His room decorated with various anime girl figurines (Gator made a mental note to write down the birthdays of each one, one can´t miss a galpal date.) But the one whom he never would forget the birthday of was his crownjewl, his dakimura. Ralphina resting next to him in bed the only thing a real girl has ever given him. Whenever shannon took a deep whiff he could still smell her. Mmmh knockoff drugs and cigarettes. He might not have gotten paid that month but it was all worth it.
Shannon starts drifting off too sleep dreaming of going on the kinodrome and owning all of those silly alogs.
-PPP? More like Peoples populist grifter! 811 dollars eh? Ralph pays me that for only 100 hours of work.
Godwinson was clapping and even Surfer said that he was cool, just as it was starting to get really good and PPP was truely on the ropes...
Gator get shocked out of sleep by a series of loud bangings on his paperthin door.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* A muffled voice can heard trough the door echoing inside the small apartment: GAYDOR, GAYDOR, CPS THEY ARE ALOGS GAYDOR! THEY ARE DABBIN ON ME GAYDOR!
Gator rises out of his deformed yellow matress and waddles trough the ocean of pet bottles and empty pringles cans to get to the front door.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* GAYDOR YOU BETTER OPEN UP NOW BOA! OR I WILL TWEET THE CONVO BETWEEN YOU AND PINECONE! ILL MAKE YOUR ME-MA FAMOUS!
Shannon unlocks the door and Ethan swings it open with all of the force the gnome could muster. the door smacks in to the railing of the apartment complex with a loud bang, causing it to vibrate violently.
-GAYDOR, GAYDOR, THE CPS WANTED 400 dollas a month! I TOLD THE LADY THATS WHAT I MADE IN A DAY AND THEY RAISED IT TO A 1000 DOLLAS!
-Nice to see you to Ralph, Gator sighs. Shannon felt nacious from the smell of booze and sweat
GAYDOR, GAYDOR I OWN THE IRS A 100000 DOLLAS DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MAKERS MARK THAT IS! THE CPS AND IRS ARE BOTH LOOKING FOR ME GAYDA! I NEED YOUR HELP GAYDA! I NEED YOU TO HIDE 50000 DOLLAS UNDER YOUR MATRESS GAYDA! IF YOU DO THIS GAYDA YOU CAN PICK ANY OF THE SHIRTS IN THE MERCH STORE GAYDA 75% OFF.
Gator stunned by the offer to a moment to ponder, to think what he could do with all of that money of how many jim superchats that would cover and his head started to spin or how many viewers he know would be able to get on dlive.
Gator smiled a devious smile towards his master and thought for himself that this time it was time for the oldfag to win once more.

So the millionth 'muh vagina comedian'. Yeah, she's just not going to care about anything being degenerate sexually. This probably wasn't a great guest to try to convince KS isn't a good move.

Its so wierd how much he fluctuates
A couple of weeks ago his show turned in to praise christ hour and hes got shirts like this :

Now hes got some sort of sex guru on?

 

[Sam Losco]

Here are some more review copies of the bonus episodes, critique them before the links expire:

2020-08-07_15-12-08 BONUS XXL Twitter's BitChute Backstab, TikTok, + Doc Blasts Twitch, + DNC Update (AUDIO).mp3
faith_bonus BONUS Faith in Chicken Salad.mp3
RR_July_Bonus R&R Weekend The Epilogue.mp3
BONUS2020-07-11_19-15-06 The Drugs Discussion with Ruby Spacek.mp3

Is it just me, or is Ralph's audio completely fucked in the 08-07 episode?

 

[GameDevAnon]

Yeah. Chrissie only works with obscure nobodies who want to fuck highschoolers. It's her thing.

I just looked into this idiot. Why is it always the most degenerate losers who have shows giving relationship advice? This bitch has never had a successful relationship in her life, and I bet she spends a lot of time down at the local glory hole.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

>Relationship "expert"
>Meh it's not revenge porn and she actually has a bright career ahead of her
MAYBE I BELIEVE IN THE BUMBLEBEES AND THE BLACK OIL VIRUS, MAYBE I AM WALKING ALONG THE BRIDGE OF YESTERDAYS ENTERPRISE. LET ME PUT MY TINFOIL HAT ON FOR A MOMENT:
Have you guys noticed that especially the last guests appearing on Gunty's shows and even the guy that interviewed Gunty are suckling his gunt ( duh ). Ralph definitely has no blackmail on these people and all of them have a huge incentive to dunk on him really hard because especially at this point it could elevate their careers as grifters. Now i say maybe just maybe there is someone way bigger pulling the strings for him for behind. Who could it be now ? It would certainly explain all this weird fucking behavior from all these faggots.

You know, I've been thinking this as well... The big question is who? Could it be Dick Masterson, the man that Ralph has been desperately trying to emulate in every way possible? Or is it someone else? You are right though I don't think Ralph's "platform" is something worth having to defend Ralph for and putting up with the autism, and there's others weird occurrences that I can't explain like how Ralph all the sudden buried the hatchet with Baked Alaska... I may have to compile a list of all the guests Ralph has had on and do some skitzo research to put this puzzle together!