Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Quorthon]

Quick question. I was looking back for something in one of Dick’s tweets when he was on his pedo advocacy mission. Does he make it a habit of deleting historical tweets or is this a recent trend?

I think he has a bot automatically delete his tweets after a couple of weeks or something like that.

 

[Crystal Golem]

https://archive.vn/OStuo

Oh god that's bad...

 

[Laura Loomer]

the people watching and taking part took away the wrong lesson as to what made IBS entertaining and believed it was all about autistically screeching and acting like they were cutting a wrestling promo..

I watched it, good thing you're informing me now that I was entertained for the wrong reason. I thought it was entertaining watching retards yell at each other and participating in the chat. I probably should have been bullied at school more.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Look like it stop around episode 100 because the person responsible was doing it at mates rates & became fed up with the community. They made this post shortly before stopping posting on reddit.

Spoiler

What makes me a rage this week is soyboys who try to call you out when thousands of people are listening to them, but they can’t quite explain why they’re calling you out.

For you non-Patreonis, I was called out during episode 101 for my transcripts, but the guy requested that his bits were removed from the final edit. Here is a breakdown of some of the arguments and statements:


The only “recent one” that’s bad was episode 98, and that’s because the wrong file was uploaded. I’m not going to throw anyone under the bus for this, but in 98 we changed the workflow for these a bit. If that guy were to have contacted me (via Reddit, in the link I provide in every transcript) or Dick about this, the issue could have been solved in MINUTES, but he decided to wait a week or two to tell anyone.


In a weekly transcript for an almost 3-hour show, you’re bound to have some typos. For reference, episode 96 has 12463 words*. A few minor typos here and there shouldn’t hurt the show’s context, but if he felt like they did, I could have been contacted about this. THAT’S WHY I PROVIDE THE FUCKING LINK!


The only time I add shit he doesn’t say is when I replace laughing with “hehehe.” I have doubts about this harming anyone.


*12463 words, less than 2 mistakes. 0.01% error, weekly, on a 12-18 hour job. These standards are great to strive for, but are unrealistic to achieve, especially when you consider a spelling error to be a huge enough issue to complain about.


Funny that he mentioned that. I volunteered to do these at a flat rate, one that’s lower than the rate others charge to transcribe a single speaker. I enjoy contributing, that’s why I do these for as close to free as you can get. Not only do I do it for less, but you don’t get garbage like Sean talking to himself for 2 hours, something that happened when Dick tried to hire some business to do this.


Thanks, I guess. It’s not like I was specifically told to model these after anything.

If you're going to call someone out pubicly, maybe don't do that as your first resort.

What better way to show your contempt for fans who are giving you $24k/month than refusing to invest a few hundred dollars in a decent transcript service. Tom Woods and others manage to do it. Why can’t Dax? Is he just that stingy, lazy, stupid, or all of the above?

 

[2021Murder]

I wasn’t here for the original “mansion” debate but just want to correct the assertion that you have to go to Beverly Hills or Malibu to find a neighborhood with houses larger than 1300 sq ft. Utter rubbish and anyone who cares can look at neighborhoods like Hancock Park, Brentwood, Pacific Palisades, Beverlywood, and much of west LA for a reality check. You can pay upwards of $2M just for a shitty tear-down in those places. Dax, whose home is not a mansion, lives one step up from a ghetto.

oh fuck off, you knew exactly what i meant by saying you need to be in rich places to get more than 1300 sqaure feet, than you throw out another half dozen rich areas. the people outside of LA don't know what a Pacific Palisades is, but they would understand what Malibu and Beverly Hills are. look at the idiot that mocked the term Beverlywood for proof of that. Dick can't afford Sierra Madre either despite that being a "barbie dream mansion in the mountains" type of area either, yet we can all guess what sort of jokes people would make if i brought up that place.

Anyways in other property relayed news, daxter's neighborhood is where the house in Clifford is supposedly, not the tv show, my biopic with Martin Short. Thats where the female lead learns that her boyfriend clearly doesn't love her, want to have kids with her, or marry her because if he did he wouldn't have brought such a shitty house. just from deciding to live in such a crack shack she understands that her boyfriend doesn't want to knock her up, which leads to the boyfriend deciding to prove her wrong by taking care of Clifford for a few days. So basically Dick's house is such a shithole that any non-mental woman would realize whatever man lives there is immature and only wants her as a cocksleeve. which should tell you how desperate and ugly the hoes Dick has to drag in if he lives there

 

[Quorthon]

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https://archive.vn/OStuo

Oh god that's bad...

It just occurred to me that I can get a lot of use out of this "Daxagher" picture.

 

[Crystal Golem]

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It just occurred to me that I can get a lot of use out of this "Daxagher" picture.

It's like he's turning into Rip Taylor if Rip Taylor wasn't self aware and charismatic.

 

[AnOminous]

It just occurred to me that I can get a lot of use out of this "Daxagher" picture.

Now if only he hated the gays like Gallagher does.

 

[soy_king]

What better way to show your contempt for fans who are giving you $24k/month than refusing to invest a few hundred dollars in a decent transcript service. Tom Woods and others manage to do it. Why can’t Dax? Is he just that stingy, lazy, stupid, or all of the above?

I mean, hes a mexican jew apparently, so yes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I mean, hes a mexican jew apparently, so yes.

No one has been able to provide any evidence that he’s a Jew and he’s said his mother is hardcore Catholic.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I think around the time I stopped finding TDS funny was about a year or so ago when he spent 20 minutes ranting and raving about Diet Coke. I realized that he had scraped the bottom of the barrel of things to make him a rage about and it was very boring.

I'm not so sure, I'm looking forward to Kiwi Farms coming up as something that makes him a rage. Will it be @George Cuckzunian, will it be Dear Feeder or will it be one of you. If it happens it will be like winning the autism lottery.

I've seen a lot of people tweeting at Dax with that same line, so I assume it's some sort of wacky running gag from a previous episode.

also, this was pointed out to me earlier today. Bad juju. Naughty juju!

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Shoutouts to Jesse for setting up a bot in his discord to archive all of Dax's tweets. Looking forward to combing through all that. Feel free to recommend any other key words to look up.

Riley is throwing out more weak bait to trigger the farms after publicly bitching out of another fight last night. I'm sure he wants this posted, and I'm more than happy to oblige!

https://archive.ph/nj0QJ

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"It makes me laugh very hard when kiwi farms says something very obvious about me."-Riley

Damn, Riley is sharp. He's worked out the code so he can clue on about the obvious things we're saying about him. I guess our subtlety in saying things like "Riley is a complete and utter faggot" or "This drug addict fatty is a giant weeping pussy who ducked @BIG_BRAD after shit talking himself into a fight" was not enough and he saw past our attempts at obfuscation when communicating our disdain.

Also fits with what Dick said though that the one dark subject you can joke about these days is sexually abusing children

Which just shows how much of a fucking failure Dax is because it comes across as serious and the joke isn't funny. If Dax thinks "ITS OK TO JACK OFF TO DRAWINGS OF KIDS GETTING RAPED IDIOT!" is top comedy us plebians aren't getting, he's either taken too many drugs thus frying his brain and really just sucks at comedy, or he's taken too many drugs thus frying his brain and really just sucks at formulating a credible lie to excuse his pedophile defence.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

Tom Woods and others manage to do it. Why can’t Dax?

To be fair if you hold Dax up against Tom Woods he’s going to come short ten times out ten

 

[MyNameIsNobody]

I know it doesn't have to be said, but Dick started this week's episode claiming that everyone who called him a pedo is actually an incel.

EDIT: "If you think the Cuties ad is sexualizing children, YOU'RE the one thinking about sexualizing children and YOU'RE the problem!" Give me a break.

It sucks to see this podcast go down the shitter because I've watching consistently since like episode 47. If I ever wrote TDS's obituary, I'd say its health started to decline right around the "WHERE DO YOU GET OFF!?" defense of MintSalad.

I wonder what he would say to Nick Rekietas take on Cuties.
I doubt Nick would back down or waver on that.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

If you were to posit a dichtonomy between 'Original Sin' and 'Personal Accountability', you find two sides of people who feel very different about children. If you believe in any kind of Original Sin (as a concept) then children are the most guilty because they've yet to redeem themselves. (Solved in catholicism through rite of baptism, very smartly). But if the originl sin is being straight or white . . .

My off-topic sperg...

I actually don’t think the original sin in Catholicism is quite what you’re describing, although I must confess I’m not well versed on the topic myself. I don’t think there is actually any moral guilt within Christian original sin (it is considered a different type of sin to a personal sin, I don’t think there is ANY guilt even prior to baptist) but do think you see it in these kind of neo-pagan belief systems. The Christian OS is more like Adam sinned and as a result we all experience a relative (not total) separation from God because of the separation Adam experienced after the fall. The baptism allows us to be reborn of the Holy Spirit and to bridge that separation. It’s like if you’re born with FAS, you didn’t do anything wrong but you have been left holding the bag for your parents actions.

I do think some people with neo-pagan beliefs will see you as the avatar of whatever intersectionality that you happen to be representative of (white, straight, cis) and thus hold you personally responsible for the actions. I think that’s built in to identifying people by their group-identities. If it’s not ALL white people then it’s not “white people” it’s just “the particular people who did X”.

 

[Sped Xing]

I wonder what he would say to Nick Rekietas take on Cuties.
I doubt Nick would back down or waver on that.

Not now that NP2 is dead, anyway.

 

[soy_king]

No one has been able to provide any evidence that he’s a Jew and he’s said his mother is hardcore Catholic.

It was a joke you autist.

 

[TheSimpShow]

It was a joke you autist.

I don't have the footage, yet, but I have seen it. I have seen it and it does exist. If I am to paraphrase, him and sean are casually talking (it looks like pre-show) and he mentions his 'mother is jewish' and goes on to say something like 'so that would in fact make him well you know'

It's a few second clip out of the full show of an episode of the podcast, the footage exists, I might be remembering it wrong but this is the genesis for the jokes.

 

[Eris!]

No one has been able to provide any evidence that he’s a Jew and he’s said his mother is hardcore Catholic.

It's true because it's funny.

 

[Quorthon]

I don't have the footage, yet, but I have seen it. I have seen it and it does exist. If I am to paraphrase, him and sean are casually talking (it looks like pre-show) and he mentions his 'mother is jewish' and goes on to say something like 'so that would in fact make him well you know'

It's a few second clip out of the full show of an episode of the podcast, the footage exists, I might be remembering it wrong but this is the genesis for the jokes.

He also mentions it to one of the news girls when she mentions she is Jewish, back when there were attractive women willing to be associated with the show. Ari, I think?

 

[Sped Xing]

He could still get hit girls on his show if he'd pay them with money, rather than with inappropriate, embarassing attempts at seduction.