Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Dude]

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Let's be honest here, any reality/dimension that found itself under the care and control of Chris would be lucky to have that drawing represent it's future. Everything Chris touches turns to suck.

of course not. thinking is work to chris. I know I've ragged hard on this quote lately but its one that I missed until Geno Samuel pointed out. About the time BLARMS was going on, chris said he hated the very concept of canon because he hated following a plot or having actions requiring to have consequences. he implies that he wanted the comics to just be a directionless power fantasy for him. I could list more examples of him being hopelessly lazy and self centered like his debt, his house, his future but we've all talked about that to death.

I think he just genuinely doesn't care about putting effort into anything, and expects praise and exhalation because he's chris chan.

You make an interesting point. I always figured that Chris hated canon because he was sick of the trolls telling him that the characters and events he had ripped off to put in his comics weren't canonical or portrayed correctly. But you might be onto something.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Shit, I missed the chance to take part in the Q&A. I wanted to alert Chris about this prostitue impostor of "Mama".

I wonder why people doesn't bring this up at all, it's pretty low hanging fruit for low effort trolls, and besides, Chris trying to justify his attempted whoring would be hilarious.

If any of you fuckers who get the chance to ask something when the Q&A reopens wants to, feel free to ask about this for me, in case I miss the chance again (any working mirror of the video? Mongo probably forgot about it already).

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Haven't really been keeping up with this whole dimensional merge shit for a while now: Has Chris set a date for the autismal happening, is it already in progress or is it supposed to be just some vague event in the near future?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Haven't really been keeping up with this whole dimensional merge shit for a while now: Has Chris set a date for the autismal happening, is it already in progress or is it supposed to be just some vague event in the near future?

Was intended to be a new year's day thing about 2 years ago then when it turned out to be a busy Chris made up all kinds of bs to try and justify himself. Ranging from "even he doesn't know the exact date." To "it's happening slowly part by part." In other words



"I'M WORKING ON IT!"

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Haven't really been keeping up with this whole dimensional merge shit for a while now: Has Chris set a date for the autismal happening, is it already in progress or is it supposed to be just some vague event in the near future?

Currently Chris is acting like your average doomsday preacher, he's looking out for signs of the merge happening (Or more accurately claiming any notable event is tied to it) but it's definitely going to happen any day now, they've just been mystical happenings that are holding the process up, events which only a goddess like himself truly comprehends so you should keep praying and sending him money in the meanwhile.

Shit, I missed the chance to take part in the Q&A. I wanted to alert Chris about this prostitue impostor of "Mama".

I wonder why people doesn't bring this up at all, it's pretty low hanging fruit for low effort trolls, and besides, Chris trying to justify his attempted whoring would be hilarious.

If any of you fuckers who get the chance to ask something when the Q&A reopens wants to, feel free to ask about this for me, in case I miss the chance again (any working mirror of the video? Mongo probably forgot about it already).

To a normal person it'd be shameful but for Chris it's just a clever scheme where (s)he, a sexy lady, not only gets a willing female sexual partner but also gets paid for it!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Shit, I missed the chance to take part in the Q&A. I wanted to alert Chris about this prostitue impostor of "Mama".

I wonder why people doesn't bring this up at all, it's pretty low hanging fruit for low effort trolls, and besides, Chris trying to justify his attempted whoring would be hilarious.

If any of you fuckers who get the chance to ask something when the Q&A reopens wants to, feel free to ask about this for me, in case I miss the chance again (any working mirror of the video? Mongo probably forgot about it already).

As if you would be allowed to ask any real questions. He's like the Biden of troons.

 

[bisterjeans]

As if you would be allowed to ask any real questions. He's like the Biden of troons.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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I hope this gets some milage.

 

[muh_moobs]

Pornies

Heh.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Back during the Blocking Bronies saga last year, someone found an alt Twitter account named Creamarina. It was speculated that since Creamarina was following many accounts Chris either liked or was blocked by, that MKRNightVee created the account for him to evade the blocks. At the time there were no posts by the account to indicate if it was really Chris.

However, months later Chris seems to have felt it was safe enough to comment. There are only a couple tweets, but the writing style seems like Chris's.

Here's a passive-aggressive tweet directed at End Games (card game shop that banned Chris, and blocked his main Twitter account when he demanded it be lifted so he could play D&D there):

Another tweet giving advice to some brony who has him blocked on his main account:

https://twitter.com/Creamarina1/with_replies

https://archive.fo/kQG5w

 

[The Dude]

Back during the Blocking Bronies saga last year, someone found an alt Twitter account named Creamarina. It was speculated that since Creamarina was following many accounts Chris either liked or was blocked by, that MKRNightVee created the account for him to evade the blocks. At the time there were no posts by the account to indicate if it was really Chris.

However, months later Chris seems to have felt it was safe enough to comment. There are only a couple tweets, but the writing style seems like Chris's.

Here's a passive-aggressive tweet directed at End Games (card game shop that banned Chris, and blocked his main Twitter account when he demanded it be lifted so he could play D&D there):

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Another tweet giving advice to some brony who has him blocked on his main account:

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https://twitter.com/Creamarina1/with_replies

https://archive.fo/kQG5w

Chris? Block evading? The guy who irrationally will not take "no" for an answer? Surely you must be joking! This is obviously fake news and a trolling ruse designed to soil and tarnish the humble and benevolent goddess' good name.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Back during the Blocking Bronies saga last year, someone found an alt Twitter account named Creamarina. It was speculated that since Creamarina was following many accounts Chris either liked or was blocked by, that MKRNightVee created the account for him to evade the blocks. At the time there were no posts by the account to indicate if it was really Chris.

However, months later Chris seems to have felt it was safe enough to comment. There are only a couple tweets, but the writing style seems like Chris's.

Here's a passive-aggressive tweet directed at End Games (card game shop that banned Chris, and blocked his main Twitter account when he demanded it be lifted so he could play D&D there):

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Another tweet giving advice to some brony who has him blocked on his main account:

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https://twitter.com/Creamarina1/with_replies

https://archive.fo/kQG5w

Awww, his attempts of being subtle is kind of cute in an awkward, dorky teenager romcom side-character kinda way.

Then again, he is a self purported demigod.

 

[bisterjeans]

The application to make 14BC a PokeStop was rejected.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

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I’d severely question the judgement of someone who approves a location likely to attract children and young teens that consists of a run down, two story house near a trailer park occupied by a 40 year old tranvestite.

 

[Aldora]

One of the criteria to be accepted as a GO stop is "ease of access" and from that picture alone, that place doesn't look like somewhere you would want kids going to play.

(Also private homes can't be Stops/gyms)

 

[{o}P II]

One of the criteria to be accepted as a GO stop is "ease of access" and from that picture alone, that place doesn't look like somewhere you would want kids going to play.

(Also private homes can't be Stops/gyms)

It is not a “private home” it his Christine’s temple, her and Barbara are more than happy to welcome visitors

 

[Aldora]

It is not a “private home” it his Christine’s temple, her and Barbara are more than happy to welcome visitors

Temple of Doom.

 

[The Dude]

Temple of Troon

FTFY fam.

 

[Abarefiller]

Back during the Blocking Bronies saga last year, someone found an alt Twitter account named Creamarina. It was speculated that since Creamarina was following many accounts Chris either liked or was blocked by, that MKRNightVee created the account for him to evade the blocks. At the time there were no posts by the account to indicate if it was really Chris.

However, months later Chris seems to have felt it was safe enough to comment. There are only a couple tweets, but the writing style seems like Chris's.

Here's a passive-aggressive tweet directed at End Games (card game shop that banned Chris, and blocked his main Twitter account when he demanded it be lifted so he could play D&D there):

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Another tweet giving advice to some brony who has him blocked on his main account:

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https://twitter.com/Creamarina1/with_replies

https://archive.fo/kQG5w

"Don't you see you dumb trolls? It's clearly not Mama because it's signed with a purple heart and a lightning bolt, not a lightning bolt, a blue heart and a lightning bolt. Ugh, Oh My Chris Chan!"

 

[Tikbalang]

One of the criteria to be accepted as a GO stop is "ease of access" and from that picture alone, that place doesn't look like somewhere you would want kids going to play.

(Also private homes can't be Stops/gyms)

Chris is the type of person who signs the contract without reading its contents, just like in cartoons.

Chris has three latest gaming consoles, that's some privilege to those who can afford it, and he chose an F2P mobile game.
Once the question thread is open, I'll ask "How much did you spend on Pokeman GO and on gasoline?"