Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

He could still get hit girls on his show if he'd pay them with money, rather than with inappropriate, embarassing attempts at seduction.

I think the major reason for the lack of girls is that Dax’s type is protected by child labor laws.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Riley is desperate for attention and trying to get a thread. It's sad honestly.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Riley is desperate for attention and trying to get a thread. It's sad honestly.
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Oh those high school drop outs, such scamps.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Hey Riley, unless you go full degenerate troon, you arent getting a thread, you fat sack of shit.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Classic misdirection joke. The audience knows his pear shaped ass could never beat up anybody so when he says he did it's actually pretty good. Who knows maybe this kid can be funny?

 

[Jack Awful]

Riley is desperate for attention and trying to get a thread. It's sad honestly.
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If autism is a drug then he's constantly shitfaced.

 

[Never Scored]

We should just keep making threads about different dudes named Riley and every time he sees one he'll get excited because people are paying attention him and then he'll click it and it's not about him and he'll be all sad.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

We should just keep making threads about different dudes named Riley and every time he sees one he'll get excited because people are paying attention him and then he'll click it and it's not about him and he'll be all sad.

I'm sure there have been doxxed people in the weeb wars named riley, maybe get his Hope's up with them first?

 

[Laura Loomer]

Riley's the type of retarded kid that you could beat the shit out of and not feel too bad about it afterwards.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

Which just shows how much of a fucking failure Dax is because it comes across as serious and the joke isn't funny. If Dax thinks "ITS OK TO JACK OFF TO DRAWINGS OF KIDS GETTING RAPED IDIOT!" is top comedy us plebians aren't getting, he's either taken too many drugs thus frying his brain and really just sucks at comedy, or he's taken too many drugs thus frying his brain and really just sucks at formulating a credible lie to excuse his pedophile defence.

I think with all of the digging that has been done, particularly over the last two or so months, we are able to nail down what Dax is. He is a very basic, self deluded normie failing to pursue the grandiose Hollywood career that never quite "got it" but desperately wants to "get it" no matter what "it" is. And its all really simple to break down.

His humor was always an attempt at being edgy because that is simply what worked for him similar to someone like DSP but, like DSP, its all surface level that requires no thought. Dick Masterson is a character in the same way Phil's DarkSydePhil is. Both of them are not what they put out in the world in that Phil shows his ass like he is tough but is really a coward and Dick is the alpha chad prom king while Dax is really an AV Club nerd. That would be fine for Dax if he understood how to take that humor and be subversive like a Sam Hyde but Dax, at the time, didn't have to be. Screaming at people and making base level jokes about sex worked in 2007 but it doesn't have that same punch in 2020.

This is why you are seeing the Twitter tirades that aren't funny and are ineffective at what he is trying to accomplish. He doesn't get the internet anymore. Look at his interactions with Dispatch and Josh. What did he say when Dispatch showed up? "You are from the internet aren't you?" Look at how he completely did not understand what alogging was when he talked to Josh for the last time. It's why he labelled this site the Karen Farms which nobody finds funny. He doesn't get it. The internet was a very useful tool for him early on but he never bothered to understand it or evolve with it. Again, he is in a 2007 mindset in 2020. The entire culture has changed but he hasn't.

If he got the internet at all, he could have realized that the money he is spending on that house he has could be better spent living elsewhere. Again, this late Gen X/Early Millennial mindset ties in to somebody like DSP. Dax works ONLINE and his career in Hollywood is dead. He has no reason to live in LA except to "dab on us haters in his mansion." He could have bought a very nice 1400 sq ft. home almost anywhere else in the US for a fraction of the cost of his current home and made the same money online. It doesn't affect the work Sean does for him or literally anything else. His career is solely online and he could be saving back shit tons of money but he doesn't get it.

Finally if he got real life at all he wouldn't be fucking it up this bad. If you are going to brag about something actually have what you are bragging about or never let people find out the truth. Why do you think he hid 80's Girls identity for so long? He pumped her up like she was the prime piece of ass but her face look like an aged leather bag. He had to hide that just like the "mansion," just like him rarely being seen from the chest down (keep hiding that gut buddy), just like his hairline. Just like Phil, Dax has been huffing his own farts for too long and is shocked that other people don't like the smell. This all could have been solved if had an ounce of humility in him but he doesn't because he is a very basic, self deluded normie failing to pursue the grandiose Hollywood career that never quite "got it" but desperately wants to "get it" no matter what "it" is.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I think with all of the digging that has been done, particularly over the last two or so months, we are able to nail down what Dax is. He is a very basic, self deluded normie failing to pursue the grandiose Hollywood career that never quite "got it" but desperately wants to "get it" no matter what "it" is. And its all really simple to break down.

His humor was always an attempt at being edgy because that is simply what worked for him similar to someone like DSP but, like DSP, its all surface level that requires no thought. Dick Masterson is a character in the same way Phil's DarkSydePhil is. Both of them are not what they put out in the world in that Phil shows his ass like he is tough but is really a coward and Dick is the alpha chad prom king while Dax is really an AV Club nerd. That would be fine for Dax if he understood how to take that humor and be subversive like a Sam Hyde but Dax, at the time, didn't have to be. Screaming at people and making base level jokes about sex worked in 2007 but it doesn't have that same punch in 2020.

This is why you are seeing the Twitter tirades that aren't funny and are ineffective at what he is trying to accomplish. He doesn't get the internet anymore. Look at his interactions with Dispatch and Josh. What did he say when Dispatch showed up? "You are from the internet aren't you?" Look at how he completely did not understand what alogging was when he talked to Josh for the last time. It's why he labelled this site the Karen Farms which nobody finds funny. He doesn't get it. The internet was a very useful tool for him early on but he never bothered to understand it or evolve with it. Again, he is in a 2007 mindset in 2020. The entire culture has changed but he hasn't.

If he got the internet at all, he could have realized that the money he is spending on that house he has could be better spent living elsewhere. Again, this late Gen X/Early Millennial mindset ties in to somebody like DSP. Dax works ONLINE and his career in Hollywood is dead. He has no reason to live in LA except to "dab on us haters in his mansion." He could have bought a very nice 1400 sq ft. home almost anywhere else in the US for a fraction of the cost of his current home and made the same money online. It doesn't affect the work Sean does for him or literally anything else. His career is solely online and he could be saving back shit tons of money but he doesn't get it.

Finally if he got real life at all he wouldn't be fucking it up this bad. If you are going to brag about something actually have what you are bragging about or never let people find out the truth. Why do you think he hid 80's Girls identity for so long? He pumped her up like she was the prime piece of ass but her face look like an aged leather bag. He had to hide that just like the "mansion," just like him rarely being seen from the chest down (keep hiding that gut buddy), just like his hairline. Just like Phil, Dax has been huffing his own farts for too long and is shocked that other people don't like the smell. This all could have been solved if had an ounce of humility in him but he doesn't because he is a very basic, self deluded normie failing to pursue the grandiose Hollywood career that never quite "got it" but desperately wants to "get it" no matter what "it" is.

Very well put. Maddax for all his pretensions of being a marketing guru doesn't understand that he was marketed that LA life and pays out the nose for it.

Getting mad at a netflix movie seems pretty minor next to sinking a million into a house that is maybe worth half that.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

Finally if he got real life at all he wouldn't be fucking it up this bad.

I can’t fault anything you’ve said in that post and this succinct quote collapses his entire gimmick to me. Well said.

Look at how he completely did not understand what alogging was when he talked to Josh for the last time. It's why he labelled this site the Karen Farms which nobody finds funny.

His obsession with “Moms” and “Karens” makes me think that in his mind he is the leader of a Kids Next Door resistance cell or something. It does make me wonder if his hatred of Karens and Moms might be the associated the root of his lolbertarian “philosophical” beliefs.

 

[Sped Xing]

Dax still doesn't understand what an a-log is, but then, neither do a lot of users on this site.

Getting mad at a netflix movie seems pretty minor next to sinking a million into a house that is maybe worth half that.

I'm willing to gamble that Dax hasn't paid down his mortgage because "I can get a better ROI and it's tax deductible besides."

If it was sure to maintain its value-- if it were an actual mansion such as one could buy for ten thousand benjamins in most of to country-- I'd say using that patreon dosh to pay off the mortgage as quickly as possible was a great way to lock away an extremely volatile income stream.

But since it's only worth that because enough morons are desperate to move to LA, covid, the death of movie theaters, and peaceful protests could easily knock that price on its ass for good. So in that instance the right move probably indeed is to never pay that shit off.

 

[Freedom Fries]

His obsession with “Moms” and “Karens” makes me think that in his mind he is the leader of a Kids Next Door resistance cell or something. It does make me wonder if his hatred of Karens and Moms might be the associated the root of his lolbertarian “philosophical” beliefs.

I think his age is just showing. You could pretend you were edgy in the 90s and 00s by being a libertine and laughing at Christian housewives who didn't want their kids listening to gangster rap or whatever, people who didn't think hook-up culture was cool, people who don't curse, and teetotalers... but that was all actually supported by the mainstream. "I'm a self-involved bastard who just wants to 'live and let live" might have been a fun pretend rebellion for some people for a time, but frankly the mask is off on that one.

People still do find that kind of stuff funny, which is their business and fine, humor is subjective, but I don't think it's possible to pretend it's edgy anymore. Making jokes about pedos isn't edgy, every comedian ever does it, most better, and it's still usually gross. Having genderfreak friends isn't wacky, subversive, or interesting, it's practically mandatory if you live on either of the left coasts or internalize MSM. Getting drunk, making negligible mischief, and having sex isn't cool or impressive, everyone's done it too many times to count by the time they're out of college if they actually wanted to. Being shitty doesn't make you fun, it just makes you shitty; pretending to be shitty to hide your real feelings doesn't make you a cool anti-hero or special, it's a lame cliche. Doing drugs and especially talking about doing drugs doesn't make you cool, you just have no personality.

Basically I think he is dead-set on pretending that he is still edgy, which really dates his content. If you like that kind of humor that's fine, do it and consume it. Just don't delude yourself into thinking you're some kind of free thinker for that otherwise you look ridiculous. Clean comics are more edgy than you.

 

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[WeWuzFinns]

Daxie acts out so that his mommy surrogate Marie can punish him by using her plastic penis to pound that boy pussy. Dax probably got Jamie to humiliate him, to relive his adverse childhood experiences he had with his nanny. Mexican families are prone to use corporal punishment to discipline their kids, no doubt this fucked up poor Daxie for life.

Why must all these weirdos either go robbing cribs or crypts?

 

[Sped Xing]

Why must all these weirdos either go robbing cribs or crypts?

Very young girls are easily manipulated by someone who's decades of experience ahead of them. Crusty old unmarried crones are desperate for any port in a storm.

The old "half plus seven" rule really does hold true. If a woman is too young to meet that standard to the man, or if she's more than five years his senior, there's definitely something bad going on in that relationship.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Very well put. Maddax for all his pretensions of being a marketing guru doesn't understand that he was marketed that LA life and pays out the nose for it.

Getting mad at a netflix movie seems pretty minor next to sinking a million into a house that is maybe worth half that.

He also can’t seem to figure out how defending pedophilia is not great for his brand.

No one is going to buy the edgy “free speech at all costs” angle when he spent a week or more white knighting for pedos 20 hours a day but won’t say faggot on his podcast.

 

[AnOminous]

His obsession with “Moms” and “Karens” makes me think that in his mind he is the leader of a Kids Next Door resistance cell or something. It does make me wonder if his hatred of Karens and Moms might be the associated the root of his lolbertarian “philosophical” beliefs.

He seems to be under the mistaken belief anyone even really gives a fuck whether he's a pedo or defends pedos in some absolute moral sense, when it's really just funny watching him wreck himself defending pedos because for some insane reason he's decided that's his hill to die on. It's like he can't stop. He's dancing around like a monkey for our amusement. That's what a lolcow does.