Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I realized something, looking at the post @klickitat made about Lucas's older Facebook material, when he's attempting to bait girls using Promises of illegal drugs, and the similar posts going back to when he was in Olympia calling himself the broke atheist.

Other people might have recognized it already, and I think I knew it to some degree, but the post made me realize it in Stark Focus. Lucas has been like this, and posted these kinds of things for longer than anyone on the internet had any awareness of who he was.

Lucas is never going to change, not even the slightest bit, and he's gotten pretty boring to be honest; I'm at the point now where the only interest I have is in seeing bad things befall him.

Someone commented on one of his Instagram posts that Lucas's smugness in the face of his collapsed life is one of the most infuriating things about him, and I fully agree. But there's also a patheticness that he's existed for 10 + years this way... these asinine little posts alternating between braggadocio that he can't live up to, and sadness, and Promises in exchange for sex that he could never even deliver on even if people were interested, which they're not.

Lucas is entirely a broken record; this cycle is something that plays out in his brain, like scratching an itch or like an addiction.

In many ways it IS an addiction, because he's unable to stop it despite the fact that it's clearly bringing about negative consequences for him.

He changes his Focus occasionally, like moving from broke atheist in Olympia to Bernie's Number 1 fan, to Dr. Telomerase and his plan for Eugenic Poonanner World Domination, but the theme is always the same: I deserve things that you have, you having them makes you bad, if I had them that would be good. You need to give them to me because I can't get them myself, but that's no reflection on me as a person, it's a negative reflection on you for not supplying me those things.

I know we've said this before but his relative verbal fluency belies how actually broken Lucas's brain is; it's way more instructive to focus on how much he repeats himself, which is wholly abnormal.... people with functioning brains don't repeat themselves to the degree Lucas does, he's made thousands of posts saying essentially the same thing, exactly the same thing, with little or no deviation.

I'm not putting the right words together here, I'm having trouble articulating the idea that I want to put down, but I guess what I'm essentially saying is that seeing all of those posts so similar to the modern ones that go back so far, despite everything that's happened to him as he's risen to notoriety on the internet, really makes my interest start to wane, I hate to say.

Something about the length of it, the fact that it's persisted for so long, with so little change, and that he acknowledges none of the negativity of it, it makes me realize how well insulated he is against the negative consequences of his behavior, and what's the point of poking at someone with a stick, if they don't see the stick or feel the pokes? I guess, laughing at their ignorance? I dunno.

I dunno. I hope some sort of change is coming.

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Yes Lucas, you're very close to realizing a peanut butter cup in your life.

If chocolate is schizophrenia, and peanut butter is bipolar, then you are Reese's all the way, big guy.
 
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It's kind of hilarious that lucas thinks golddork is his friend. He's really not your friend. (I'll try to put it in terms you can understand Lucas.) It's like golddip ownes the carnival and you're the freak show. He's putting you on stage so people can point and laugh, not because he considers you his friend or cares about you. You're a joke and golddoo is laughing right along with the rest of us.
 
I realized something, looking at the post @klickitat made about Lucas's older Facebook material, when he's attempting to bait girls using Promises of illegal drugs, and the similar posts going back to when he was in Olympia calling himself the broke atheist.

Other people might have recognized it already, and I think I knew it to some degree, but the post made me realize it in Stark Focus. Lucas has been like this, and posted these kinds of things for longer than anyone on the internet had any awareness of who he was.

Lucas is never going to change, not even the slightest bit, and he's gotten pretty boring to be honest; I'm at the point now where the only interest I have is in seeing bad things befall him.

Someone commented on one of his Instagram posts that Lucas's smugness in the face of his collapsed life is one of the most infuriating things about him, and I fully agree. But there's also a patheticness that he's existed for 10 + years this way... these asinine little posts alternating between braggadocio that he can't live up to, and sadness, and Promises in exchange for sex that he could never even deliver on even if people were interested, which they're not.

Lucas is entirely a broken record; this cycle is something that plays out in his brain, like scratching an itch or like an addiction.

In many ways it IS an addiction, because he's unable to stop it despite the fact that it's clearly bringing about negative consequences for him.

He changes his Focus occasionally, like moving from broke atheist in Olympia to Bernie's Number 1 fan, to Dr. Telomerase and his plan for Eugenic Poonanner World Domination, but the theme is always the same: I deserve things that you have, you having them makes you bad, if I had them that would be good. You need to give them to me because I can't get them myself, but that's no reflection on me as a person, it's a negative reflection on you for not supplying me those things.

I know we've said this before but his relative verbal fluency belies how actually broken Lucas's brain is; it's way more instructive to focus on how much he repeats himself, which is wholly abnormal.... people with functioning brains don't repeat themselves to the degree Lucas does, he's made thousands of posts saying essentially the same thing, exactly the same thing, with little or no deviation.

I'm not putting the right words together here, I'm having trouble articulating the idea that I want to put down, but I guess what I'm essentially saying is that seeing all of those posts so similar to the modern ones that go back so far, despite everything that's happened to him as he's risen to notoriety on the internet, really makes my interest start to wane, I hate to say.

Something about the length of it, the fact that it's persisted for so long, with so little change, and that he acknowledges none of the negativity of it, it makes me realize how well insulated he is against the negative consequences of his behavior, and what's the point of poking at someone with a stick, if they don't see the stick or feel the pokes? I guess, laughing at their ignorance? I dunno.

I dunno. I hope some sort of change is coming.

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Yes Lucas, you're very close to realizing a peanut butter cup in your life.

If chocolate is schizophrenia, and peanut butter is bipolar, then you are Reese's all the way, big guy.
I agree, which is kind of why I haven't been as active on the farms recently. I'll go several days at a time without even checking this thread. The only thing about Lucas that I think is interesting is watching him run full speed into completely avoidable consequences, and watching what kind of incident(s) precede it. There is no unfortunate circumstance that befalls him that is not entirely of his own doing. As an individual, he's hideously dull. He parrots the same material ad nauseum. Nothing nuanced or insightful. Just claims that he should have what others have without having to work for it because he's plenty good.
 
Well Goldie is getting his money's worth and more from his pet cow.

He's also coming off as more than a little mental himself doing stuff like that. I mean really, having a mentally ill, utterly deranged pedo hobo handing out ads for a podcast nobody has heard of or cares about to listen to said insane pedo ramble on like a psych patient speaks for itself. Nobody wants those ads, let alone from some deranged hobo

Those are the actions of someone who isn't playing with a full deck themselves. Its starting to go in a really weird direction

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Christ, look at that mitt of his...

Thats legit horrifying. Broken nails, badly healing wounds and clubbed nails. The first two are symptoms of untreated diabetes, but clubbed nails is a sign of heart disease. Which wouldn't surprise me a bit given lucas's morbid obesity and general health and lifestyle
 
Lol this podcast thing. This modern day PT Barnum spots the opportunity to make a base primate perform in exchange for KFC; he assembles a live audience and field records the deranged monkey screeching and waving its stupid balls around and making a complete humiliation of itself; the monkey wolfs down the KFC, oblivious to the growing crowd who are throwing stones and laughing about its pitiful sexual prowess; the idiot monkey then struts around, arrogantly goading any zoomer baemonkey who'll listen into checking out these field recordings, in the belief that they will cause him to appear as an especially desirable mate and not a dangerous, boring spastic.
 
If one person receives an ad for the Golden USB Show from Lucas, and then tunes in, I will be surprised and delighted. And jealous. Imagine the trip that's in store for them.

Lucas's diction is a great source of mirthless chuckles. He has been using the word "opulence" quite a bit lately, to my delight. His sexual rivals, the promiscuous flatbills, are opulent; he condemns their opulence, etc.

It's a perfect word for him: awkward, straining to appear clever. Something that an insecure teenage boy with a thesaurus would use to describe his feelings of envy without admitting to them.

Not to mention, misused, though not on the level of "gallouse humor." He doesn't use it for "ostentatiously lavish/wealthy" so much as "I don't have it and I want it so I hate it as corrupt."

He's also fixated on:
- Dating (in theory)
- Hating (flatbills, christians)
- Rating (google images of teen girls)
- Sating (his gargantuan appetites)
- 'Bating (his tiny grubby willy)
Your list has greater specificity, and is accurate. However, I believe that it amounts to eating (sating) and mating (dating, rating, hating/flatbill sexual rivals, and bating).

Everything is about eating and blowing loads in teen girls, to spite other males.
It suggests an inner life no more complicated than a baboon's. It's almost beautiful in it's simplicity.
 
If one person receives an ad for the Golden USB Show from Lucas, and then tunes in, I will be surprised and delighted. And jealous. Imagine the trip that's in store for them.

Lucas's diction is a great source of mirthless chuckles. He has been using the word "opulence" quite a bit lately, to my delight. His sexual rivals, the promiscuous flatbills, are opulent; he condemns their opulence, etc.

It's a perfect word for him: awkward, straining to appear clever. Something that an insecure teenage boy with a thesaurus would use to describe his feelings of envy without admitting to them.

Not to mention, misused, though not on the level of "gallouse humor." He doesn't use it for "ostentatiously lavish/wealthy" so much as "I don't have it and I want it so I hate it as corrupt."


Your list has greater specificity, and is accurate. However, I believe that it amounts to eating (sating) and mating (dating, rating, hating/flatbill sexual rivals, and bating).

Everything is about eating and blowing loads in teen girls, to spite other males.
It suggests an inner life no more complicated than a baboon's. It's almost beautiful in it's simplicity.
Gallouse humor was the best!

I appreciate all things gallouse, but not from someone who's a potential Molly Easter. Ya know, a child molly-Easter.

(I tried)
 
Pertaining to the discussion a few posts up
I realized something, looking at the post @klickitat

Other people might have recognized it already, and I think I knew it to some degree, but the post made me realize it in Stark Focus. Lucas has been like this, and posted these kinds of things for longer than anyone on the internet had any awareness of who he was.

Lucas is entirely a broken record; this cycle is something that plays out in his brain, like scratching an itch or like an addiction.

I was thinking about this the other day actually. I was wondering if Lucas ever has moments of lucidity and regrets what hes become and what hes done in public. Even if he does have the occasional "normal" thought process those moments have to be further and further apart now, if theyre at all present. If you look at today's IGTV video Lucas is a little all over the place but hes quite coherent and speaking in a normal way. Despite not appearing manic or furious his output is the same exact thing it always is, just presented in a calmer way. If i was in the woods laying on my only earthly possessions i would be begging the world for forgiveness, not telling a generation of people theyre no good.
 
Those are contradictory statements. He's bipolar and schizo, the only practical treatment is medication. It can't be in reference to substance abuse as far as mandated treatment goes because hes neither a drug addict nor an alcoholic. He couldn't afford to be if he tried. Evaluation yes, but there is nothing to force an actual treatment for in that regard



a court could argue he has had such, and that it stands, which is why he is supposed to be on psych meds in the first place. a doctor didn't say he should stop being medicated, he did that himself. His mental health has clearly not improved since that time. Lets not forget that being on probation leads to many things the state can require of a person, in order to comply with it, especially when it comes to people like lucas.



Then he's a fool as jails have the legal authority to force prisoners to take their medication in WA, so he would be doing so one way or another. No way around it considering his behavior would otherwise get him injured or killed before very long. Thats already been decided by the state at least as early as 1990



'I wonder if he'd allow the best man at my wedding to bag an elk'

Well, we can add hunting laws and the requirement of having elk tags to the list of things lucas doesn't understand. I still don't understand why he would even want an elk in the first place, let alone why he'd use that as bait to help get him a woman. I mean really 'help me get a 16 year old zoomer bae to impregnate and i'll talk to my dad about letting you shoot an elk' doesn't exactly make for a good motivator for most people

not to power level my dude but I don’t know how else to. Plenty of people manage bipolar without meds. Plenty of schizophrenics go without meds without harming themselves. Mandating mental health treatment isn’t mandating psychotropic treatment. A court can try to impose meds but it’s not easy. It takes a lot to force someone to be on meds. I literally work with folks in the same situation daily. I can count on one hand the number forced on meds. They’re John Bulla level.

Further, he does evidence a substance use disorder. I can diagnose him from states away even based on his record of use andconsequences. A court can require substance use evaluation and completion of all recommrndations. Again, this is my daily life. While I don’t currently practice in Washington, I did a one year post-doc internship. And I occasionally still see folks with Washington state ordered assessment/treatment for DUI.

just because it seems contradictory or doesn’t make sense, doesn’t make its true. Mexico legal ethics are not common sense.
 
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