🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Freedom Fries said:
I'm just not willing to buy that wholesale when it comes out years later after the person saying it just had a nasty breakup with the subject. I totally buy that Collett had a scam going within the BNP. As previously pointed out, continued association with Ralph at this point is a clear indicator that you are just a grifter.
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It didn't come out years later. It was all documented at the time and in real time if you were around at that point which I was.
Collett and Hannam were under strict instructions not to cause any grief for the BNP when they went back to the hotel for their party conference which they ended up doing.
That caused members of the security team, a few local organisers and senior officers to say Collett goes or we go and Griffin stuck with Collett. That started a split within the BNP that pretty much finished them. For the next several years there were leadership challenges against Griffin and court cases that carried on splitting the party.

Rather than shitting up this thread with the rise and fall of the BNP send me a message and I'll take you through it all.
 
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Can the person who made the lady aware of "barely legal guntsex 2020" check in for an official reason on the cancellation of the killstream krossover?

The gamblers among us need to know if it was:
  • Raw uncut gunt
  • Bibble forcing a joke about lye for several minutes
  • Making her talk to Vincent James
  • The callers making her realize that the audience she's reaching out to is magnitudes worse than the existing Compound audience
 
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Vetti said:
Listening now. It's a shame Ralph has nothing else to add to his show and has to read the news articles to get any meaningful word in on his own show because this guy is fucked up right now. He should not be doing the reading on this show.
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Yea hes way too low energy for this right now. Even when gator told him that on the chiron/banner the name james blake was there instead of jacob blake he just rolled over and fixed it. no energy, no quips, no care. Sad!
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
If Ethan wasn’t retarded 🌈 he’d take a chunk of that $50k and spend it on lipo. He knows he’s incapable of dieting it off. Just take $15-20k and get stomach and flank lipo, then a tummy tuck if need be. Otherwise he’s only going to get fatter and more grotesque. FeiFei can earn her keep by helping him in and out of his post-lipo binder for his monthly shower.
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You fool. Do you think a doctor with a suction pump can slay the gunt?

1. The gunt would never allow Ralph to go to the doctor in the first place, it would force him to drink until he forgot.
2. The doctor would end up getting his hand bitten off like that scene in The Thing
3. The gunt would tell Ralph that it's his money maker. "You know they come to see me jiggle Ralph, not southern dingo, now give me my pills, bitch"

The gunt is far too mighty to be felled by mere cosmetic professionals or even a diabetes expert. I fear that not even Saint Nowzaradan could battle the might of the gunt.
 
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Why when he's uncomfortable with what is being talked about does he always derail things into video games? This happened last night too
 
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Why doesn't Ralph buy his own N64? It's not like the Gamecube where first party titles are hundreds to thousands of dollars now. That shit is cheap and Ralph is allegedly hood rich. He's been talking about how disappointing losing the N64 from Vito has been for days.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
agreed. Maybe he did some situps or whatever sometimes, but I'm willing to bet it was more about food. Even for normal people it's almost always about food. There's a lot of truth to the old adage that you can't outrun a bad diet.

That said, a good trainer also helps you with your diet.
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High Tea said:
I guess I assumed he got bullied out of his food in jail. The old 'You didn't want that sandwich, did you?" And because they are feeding you, there is portion and calorie control. That alone would cause someone who required a lot of calories to lose weight. Plus aside from watching tv, I imagine there isn't that much to do but work out.
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If you go in for a decent little stint you will get fat. I don't know how long he did but depending on how long spent in prison it's easy to get fat. Tons of bread and carbs and shit. There's fuckall to do but eat.

Most people are fine if they keep their heads down and don't act like a try hard. Used to steal this pedos sandwiches before they delivered them to his cell and no one cared. I wasn't exactly a big dude either and I never got hassled. This was what now fees like a lifetime ago
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
If Ethan wasn’t retarded 🌈 he’d take a chunk of that $50k and spend it on lipo. He knows he’s incapable of dieting it off. Just take $15-20k and get stomach and flank lipo, then a tummy tuck if need be. Otherwise he’s only going to get fatter and more grotesque. FeiFei can earn her keep by helping him in and out of his post-lipo binder for his monthly shower.
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Faith wouldn't be able to keep him away from food.
 
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