🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[David Spadem]

No one posted it so i will cover it here. It seems to me that after the site got fucked with and [GUNTED], Mr. Vickers has redone the site and added this part(attached file and archive link) to the description/about page. He also has left a brief message about what has happened but doesn't go into detail. I am very internet illiterate so i can't go into the details of the site but the new/updated ones layout is weird and to me not as good as the first. Archive link of the new/updated site - https://archive.md/qmeio

Not gonna lie, I tried reading the image posted but got distracted by the Activate Windows watermark.

 

[2021Murder]

He looks like this, right?

Spoiler

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I just googled "pictures of my dad who left" and this came up

did they photo shop the hand and camera on that? also why is he taking it in Shoe0nHead's house.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

I expect a Momokun situation where he doesn't change his habits and gets more surgery, and so on until it fucks his body.
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Fuck, that's Mo?!
To quote someone much more wittier than I:
"... Fuckin' greasy horror show."

If you look at the picture she looks like a dear caught in the headlights, or in this case a cow realising it is going to be put down for some gunt to consumer in a burger later on

 

[Disheveled Human]

Matt and PO carved Ralph a new asshole it was pretty informative.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

A clipshow of times gaydur trying to channel metokur would be kino.

 

[Disheveled Human]

A clipshow of times gaydur trying to channel metokur would be kino.

It wouldn't be a clipshow it would be a full feature film.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It wouldn't be a clipshow it would be a full feature film.

Trilogy or a whole cinematic universe?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Matt and PO carved Ralph a new asshole it was pretty informative.

Archived here

 

[Psicopax]

Here is a new Rare Ethan 001

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Here is a new Rare Ethan 001

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Someone should shop it so the smoke comes out of his ears too.

 

[consumer]

Here is a new Rare Ethan 001

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Where the hell are his shoulders? Is the gunt absorbing bones already? Are we witnessing a metamorphosis?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Most N64 games are shit and Ralph is shit at games in general. I think it's just for image. Mr Gamergate n all, y'know?

Were the sports games worth a shit? Didn’t Ade say that’s all he plays?

 

[Vetti]

Were the sports games worth a shit? Didn’t Ade say that’s all he plays?

I don't know anything about N64 sports games but I do know that Ralph said he wanted to play Ocarina of Time and GoldenEye on the system if he could get one.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ocarina of Time and GoldenEye

thats it? a system for 2 games? it had games ranging from star fox to smash to paper mario to banjo and mario 64 etc etc thatd be like buying an xbox just playing halo or cod then calling it a day forever

edit also perfect dark, turok iirc, different narrative games iirc, the rare library, killer instinct, and the superior zelda game majora's mask

Were the sports games worth a shit? Didn’t Ade say that’s all he plays?

l if wrestling is counted then it had some of the earliest well received wrestling games, it also iirc had the first 3d madden game and the first mario golf and tennis,

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Were the sports games worth a shit? Didn’t Ade say that’s all he plays?

No sports game early on where shit but at least they where games unlike the monetization schemes they call games today. Also IIRC Ade said all she saw him play were sports game when asked if he watched sports .This insinuates that he doesn't watch sports merely plays games with sports on them but says nothing about what else he plays.

 

[johnisdeer]

Where the hell are his shoulders? Is the gunt absorbing bones already? Are we witnessing a metamorphosis?
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To be fair he does look like he has shoulder muscles but it is a deception as that is merely his back/shoulder fat growing higher than his shoulder.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Oof.

• Don’t describe the hackers. Sounds gay
• Don’t mention customer security unless people were really asking and worried about it (doubtful)
• Don’t assume people want a “bigger” website.

I sort of doubt any customers even saw it since it was just a perfunctory marketing site and was changed from what 11 PM to 6 AM?

thats it? a system for 2 games? it had games ranging from star fox to smash to paper mario to banjo and mario 64 etc etc thatd be like buying an xbox just playing halo or cod then calling it a day forever

edit also perfect dark, turok iirc, different narrative games iirc, the rare library, killer instinct, and the superior zelda game majora's mask

Don't forget F-Zero X (with its sweet soundtrack) and Rampage. Pretty sure all those games are available on emulators and more modern devices though.

To be fair he does look like he has shoulder muscles but it is a deception as that is merely his back/shoulder fat growing higher than his shoulder.

Traps don't look like that, that's just a hunchback. He also has no delts to speak of

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I would put money on the fact that this is one of the games he is dying to play on N64. I also don't blame him because the game kicks ass

 

[byuu]

I would put money on the fact that this is one of the games he is dying to play on N64. I also don't blame him because the game kicks ass
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No, I know exactly what N64 game Ralph desperately wants to play and why:

 

[Delicious Diversity]

No, I know exactly what N64 game Ralph desperately wants to play and why:
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If only he could play this on his N64: