Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

[The Husbando Collector]

Moo's eldritch attempts at what I think are supposed to be sexy faces with her botched up lips are reason enough to never get lip injections. It's better to have natural thin lips instead of fake thick ones.

 

[Cubanodun]

For someone that do porn now she really doesnt know jackshit about sex, probably believed it was going to be like in a doujin

 

[Lock-Key]

Spoiler: Ick

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I feel bad for the sperm cells who just wanted to fertilize a egg, but ended up inside a mouth of a fucking whale.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Spoiler: Ick

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To be fair, it is a good comparison to the manga:
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Here it is in the anime. I'd say she's on point:

 

[nenko]

Here it is in the anime. I'd say she's on point:
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I dont really know much about DBZ but the little one is charming in a weird way, absolutely NOT moomoo

 

[Pina Colada]

I bet that comment section is fucking wild. Do you have caps?

I don’t, only because I got it from the other Farms. If there are, I’ll update this post!

 

[A Beached Whale]

Idk, Wuman needs to raise election money somehow. Anything is possible, we still have 4 months to go.

Let's just hope Moo's friend keeps making wigs and not OF "content".

Holy SHIT her eyes are dead. Also her nose looks fucked up, did she botch that with surgery too?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Holy SHIT her eyes are dead. Also her nose looks fucked up, did she botch that with surgery too?

No, she naturally has a messed up schnoz.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I had to do a double take on this - I thought the person on the left was a different cosplayer from the thumbnail. Fucking sad, wow.

The jaw juts way out now and the nose ridge is completely collapsed in, hilariously botched chin implant and rhinoplasty combination.

She has some major body image issues, and I've been wondering: She had a breast reduction while still underage - could that have been something her parents, or specifically father, pressured her into having? And now she's trying to get back at them?

Mariah's a chunky out of shape fatty though, I'm guessing she just had 'back pain' due to not ever doing a lat press or fly in her life and the surgeon was like, "Yes, pay me, I'll cut your bottom half of your rack off and leave you with anchor shaped scars under what's left, be sure to come back when you're ready to fuck your face up too." They will do minors' reductions with parental approval if they've aged out of when they're expected to continue to grow so that's my easiest answer.

That's the fun thing about lipo. You fuck up your fat distribution so it starts piling on everywhere else.

Lipo is the only way you actually 'lose' fat cells. Weight loss through intake/output caloric deficiency only shrinks the size of the cells you have, they don't actually go anywhere. Now you lipo a fat person, which is supposed to be a final refuge after all the other avenues have been used for weight loss/body contouring, and they keep eating too much, then the remaining fat cells have to grow even bigger to save the calories left over, which explains Mariah's results exactly.

 

[Jon Conroy]

Honestly I'll never understand why incels thrust so hard for women and whores online. If you're gonna throw money at women at least do it irl and actually get laid.

 

[NerdShamer]

Honestly I'll never understand why incels thrust so hard for women and whores online. If you're gonna throw money at women at least do it irl and actually get laid.

No chance of STDs and they're too ugly to convince a prostitute to ply her trade with them.

 

[Jon Conroy]

No chance of STDs and they're too ugly to convince a prostitute to ply her trade with them.

I'm not even talking about lot lizards. I mean women who are in need of a place to stay and food etc. People who can throw away thousands a year should sure be able to convince a women in desperate times to stay with them.

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm not even talking about lot lizards. I mean women who are in need of a place to stay and food etc. People who can throw away thousands a year should sure be able to convince a women in desperate times to stay with them.

Kind of depends on them giving off an "you owe me for this" vibe.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Kind of depends on them giving off an "you owe me for this" vibe.

I would imagine those kind of arrangements are made up front and crystal clear before anyone moves in.

At least I fucking hope so, or it's gonna be a damn short residency.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I would imagine those kind of arrangements are made up front and crystal clear before anyone moves in.

At least I fucking hope so, or it's gonna be a damn short residency.

It was mentioned in another thread that places like craigslist had a lot of people offering to be what I think was called "house mouse" in exchange for free housing. "Bang maid" is another way of describing it.

 

[heatboss]

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god this is fucking sad.

The internet was a mistake

 

[Wyzzerd]

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god this is fucking sad.

Even her bunny ears gave up and became sad...

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Even her bunny ears gave up and became sad...

I say the bunny ears are a great visual representation of what she does to non-simps' penises.

 

[starborn427614]

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god this is fucking sad.

Reminds me that I used to find her somewhat attractive. Jesus Christ, what a depressing turn of events. No wait, not depressing. Depressing is a word I'd reserve for someone who genuinely deserved better. Seeing as Mariah's always been a cunt I'll go with "pathetic". That has a better ring to it

 

[Billy Joel Jr.]

I would imagine those kind of arrangements are made up front and crystal clear before anyone moves in.

At least I fucking hope so, or it's gonna be a damn short residency.

OT (and maybe "duh") but the scuzzbags who make these kinds of offers never stick to the original "deal" ("just once a week" becomes 2x, daily etc); so coincidentally it's only psycho, addicted women who go for it. Ending in some kind of domestic shit show. Better bet just to hire someone.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

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