Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Rungle]

This is probably my last MacDonalds story.
Meet this absolutely rude nigger who can only speak in street slang.
I went to serve plates, usually, we line them up at the table next to the cashier area.
Rude nigger has a cashier position where an old lady was about to order.
Starts off with an: "Hello, how can I help you, lady?"
Old Lady asks if a big mac is gluten-free.
The protocol is to not waste time on these people, so you either get the manager or give them a brochure about gluten and allergy information.
"Uh, how the fuck am I supposed to know."
Lady just looks at him with a face of "did I hear that right?"
Lady asks again to confirm what she heard.
"Lady, I don't fucking know."
Lady starts talking about how rude the guy is.
"Well look, lady if you really want to know just fucking look it up or find another restaurant."
The lady left.
Ask him what the fuck he was doing.
He doesn't know what I'm talking about.
The guy doesn't get fired for this but for a totally unrelated incident that he tried to touch the asses and tits of several co-workers.

I got a couple of minor stories about niggers who tried to work at Macdonald so I'll just sum them up.

Turkish guy left when the manager told him to clean toilets.

A nigger who cleaned with me kept brooming under tables where people were eating without their consent, these people later claimed they hit them with the broom.

Someone stealing burgers and milkshakes and shared with me.

Someone who wanted to get fired in the most creative way possible by doing weird shit like throwing burgers in toilets but would never admit to it because of???

The only story I have left is not really a lolcow, but a total madlad of a manager I had. Will share later.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

This guy, I mean girl, has been making a ruckus amongst the Touhou Project community for quite a while.

This literal autistic tranny is known for making absurd Touhou headcanons. He takes the ship ReiMari (Reimu x Marisa) seriously and acts like if its his life. Also headcanons Reimu as a retarded spic and Marisa as a fatass with ADHD. He would pry into the creator of the series' life, claiming that he's bisexual and his wife is the reason he drinks beer or something like that.

Reminder he's in his early 30's, and he's been annoying people with his extremely autistic Touhou headcanons for years, claiming that they're canon and owning the libs by going deep into the personalities of fictional anime girls from a bullet hell game popularized by Japs and autistic nerds, claiming that they're gay niggers in canon.

You might be thinking he's probably another one of those SJW lunatics from the Touhou hugbox. Don't forget this guy has the audacity alot of Twitter threads which are basically him constantly bringing up drama he was involved in, his OTP which he totally does not take personally and SJW propaganda, despite being 33 fucking years old. I also think he might be worthy for a thread, but that would take a long time digging a shit-ton of tweets.

He is known for this tweet which caused controversy since ZUN didn't say she was. He also reposted this shit on Reddit.

Spoiler: RAYMOO IS AUTISTIC

He was also known for being very toxic towards people and was one of the crazy people who harassed JokanHiyou. He's also allegedly a groomer. If any of you niggas have encounters with this manchild, lemme know.

 

[M0JY0]

I used to be involved in my local cosplay community. The reason I stopped participating was because they all turned into cows. Started Onlyfans en masse last year, social climb, post pictures in their underwear and call it 'cosplay,' sperg about PC morals and never actually follow up, etc. I'd post a few of them here if it wouldn't potentially doxx me.

Also: If Jessica Nigri is your "life's inspiration" please kill yourself.

 

[wondertequila]

I've been paying attention to a potential lolcow I know personally. She always posts a ton of fully edited cringe ass selfies. Today I decided to visit her social media accounts and, wow, she posted this gem of a "photoshoot" no one asked for.

Spoiler: Saggy booby

 

[naught]

Laurenoxoxo/Lauren Jacob's
alleged female and confirmed neet.
Approach with caution.



( literal who possibly turned glowstick living in the ohio.)When Lauren isn't suffering from adderall psychosis she's found time for activism where she acts as a Flat Earth truther and advocate for Cathy o' Brian an alleged mk ultra victim. Of course Lauren is a 9/11 truther who's appeared on every platform to spread the word in random channel's from discord to YouTube to chaturbate and other cam sites under the username Laurenoxox1 only to be banned from cam whore site's. At this point Lauren found herself waffling between discord and telegram.



Link's to social media found below.

Link to a YouTube video where Lauren talks about "truth"

https://youtu.be/aDl9o2c0TyA

Link to dLive
https://dlive.tv/laurenxoxo1

Lauren makes a PayPal
https://www.paypal.me/laurenschannel

Chaturbate account
https://chaturbate.com/b/laurenxoxo1/?webrtc=1

Cam site Lauren was kicked from.
https://ucam.xxx/performer/laurenxoxo1

Telegram account created by a confidential informant
Lauren Jacobs
https://t.me/RealLaurenJacobs

Lauren rants about a "Nazi" the above mentioned confidential informant.

"This is NOT me. It is very frustrating to me that Nazi's try to make me into a Nazi. I am NOT anti-Jew or a white supremacist. I don't care whatever troll logic you have (because I am half jewish), it is useless to your life or my life and all it does is make you look like an ACTUAL nazi, and me. So please stop. My only account is" @laurenxoxo1

Lauren responds to her peers.

[flat earthers are scammers just doing what they do for money, etc.” like the person in https://t.me/Flat_Earthers has recently claimed:

Lauren Jacob's real telegram channel's
https://t.me/LaurensChannel

 

[dunbrine47]

Not going to mention names yet but if you are familiar with the North Jersey Videogame Reseller Community, you might know who I am talking about.
This person came on the radar through a local puff pice that was written about them running a business while having dyspraxia. This person's business is reselling video games and related merchandise. In the early years this consisted of selling at conventions and flea markets with the master goal of possessing a store space.
Conventions eventually got dropped after AVGC 2017 when said person sprained their foot while loading in. Apparently they were banned from AVGC (person will deny this vehemently). After this they focused on flea markets until this year when they were able to secure a store space (with two other owners).
In the mean time the person gained a negative reputation within the community. Due to their stubbornness and inability to reply to messages in a timely fashion, they burned numerous people who now branded them as a thief and a liar. These people and other competitors form the backbone of his "haters". that this person complains about and thinks is about to ruin his store (It looks like the potential careercow is going to do it just fine on their own).
That's not the only thing they complain about. They also complain about sports teams, daddy issues, hometown gossipers, having arthritis 40 years early from the con fall, how expensive the rent is in North Jersey and having to work for other people just to name a few.
Earlier today this person had a chimpout when a FB group had a member ask about the new store. Long story short they blocked numerous people (including so called close friends) and are threatening us with a lolsuit. Oh and they complained how they haters have been doing this for years and people should come into the store for themselves.
Does anybody think this could have Careercow potential?

Small update on this person:
They did get a store shell with their partner and another person (who ran a separate store). Move in began around May 2019. Soft opening was in June 2019 and Grand Opening was Sep. 7th 2019 (Same weekend as their arch nemesis AVGC). The kicker is they moved out Dec 17th 2019 (right in the middle of Christmas Shopping Season). Let's just say that there is an ongoing Capitalistic Civil war between the Subject, their partner and the owner of the other store. Other owner (P) has allied with the Haytours and has gone on record that his experience of running a store front has been ruined by Subject (S) and partner (T). Also P has stated that Subject badmouthed his kid, a tactic that Subject has been known to do in the past.
With S and T breaking the lease, P gained control of the whole space. S and T began to look for another store. The found one in early 2020, only to have the town null the lease due to roof issues. S and T then found another store shell and were about to move in until Corona struck. They did not get the keys until June 15th and had a Super Soft Opening (curbside) around June 22nd. Soft Opening was supposed to be July 14th or 21st. Since this is Subject, him and T dragged their asses until this past Saturday for a Soft Opening (customers in the store). Their Grand opening is Tomorrow. Honestly the only reason S and T actually put in some effort for once is because P is going to be opening a second store and people suspect that is going to be right on top of them.
That's all I got for now. Oh and S had a 2nd puff piece written about him from the same org that did the first one.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I am providing an update on the saga of my pregz bff featured here!!!!))))

So I went to visit my bff and get hot tea this past weekend. I was planning to stay for five days. Cut it to two. Why? I was horrified. This is so much worse than I could have ever thought. When I first arrived I was concerned. Her apartment stunkkkk. It was like a mixture of rotten fruit, weed, mildew, garlic, and the inexplicable baby powder. Her baby daddy had moved in all of shit and it was filthy antiques. He had grown out his hair and looked like an extra from frickin' Deliverance. Of course he stayed in his bed room the entire time I was there. His tail was tucked between his legs. He knew I knew he was a cheater and wasn't tranquilo about it neither.

My friend had a handful of horrifying bombs to drop on me.
1) She and her baby daddy are planning on buying a house together. As in both names on the deed. She is going to get the down payment. Utter lunacy. Told her she was retarded.
2) She is dabbing constantly. At least ten times per day. On top of edibles and flower. Says she needs it for her morning sickness. I never saw her nauseated. She also is drinking a ton of caffeine. Good news is she has gained about thirty pounds. But talked about losing it immediately post partum.
3) Baby daddy is quitting his job to be a stay at home dad and home school. Says nothing would mean more to him than to spend time with his daughter. Says he feels lucky. No shit.
4) No excitement was expressed for baby. Only that she was excited to get black out again and get tattoos. And that she was happy with working full time so she didn't have to be around a child 24/7.
5) This is the coup de grace. Daddy is going to grow and sell shrooms to supplement their income. My friend makes plenty of money. This is insane. Selling mushrooms is a felony with 2-32 years sentence if convicted in her state. I told her she's a lunatic, that it was child abuse and she was going to get DCFS to take the kid away. She said it's just a fungus and they will lock the grow op away from the child. I told her kids get into everything and they tattle for clout. She said she would teach her kid to keep the familys business private. I said those are some mighty complicated concepts for someone under ten to understand.

I ended up leaving. Told her I was scared for her and the child. I am never hanging out with her again. When she messages me I will just be unavailable. If she asks me why, I will be honest. But something is telling me she will take the hint. I have no idea why she isn't wising up. She has completely failed as a mother and she hasn't even given birth yet. I can't be around this delinquency. However, our mutual friend plans to stay in the fold to give me updates. The tea is always scalding, bitchez.

 

[NerdShamer]

I am providing an update on the saga of my pregz bff featured here!!!!))))

So I went to visit my bff and get hot tea this past weekend. I was planning to stay for five days. Cut it to two. Why? I was horrified. This is so much worse than I could have ever thought. When I first arrived I was concerned. Her apartment stunkkkk. It was like a mixture of rotten fruit, weed, mildew, garlic, and the inexplicable baby powder. Her baby daddy had moved in all of shit and it was filthy antiques. He had grown out his hair and looked like an extra from frickin' Deliverance. Of course he stayed in his bed room the entire time I was there. His tail was tucked between his legs. He knew I knew he was a cheater and wasn't tranquilo about it neither.

My friend had a handful of horrifying bombs to drop on me.
1) She and her baby daddy are planning on buying a house together. As in both names on the deed. She is going to get the down payment. Utter lunacy. Told her she was retarded.
2) She is dabbing constantly. At least ten times per day. On top of edibles and flower. Says she needs it for her morning sickness. I never saw her nauseated. She also is drinking a ton of caffeine. Good news is she has gained about thirty pounds. But talked about losing it immediately post partum.
3) Baby daddy is quitting his job to be a stay at home dad and home school. Says nothing would mean more to him than to spend time with his daughter. Says he feels lucky. No shit.
4) No excitement was expressed for baby. Only that she was excited to get black out again and get tattoos. And that she was happy with working full time so she didn't have to be around a child 24/7.
5) This is the coup de grace. Daddy is going to grow and sell shrooms to supplement their income. My friend makes plenty of money. This is insane. Selling mushrooms is a felony with 2-32 years sentence if convicted in her state. I told her she's a lunatic, that it was child abuse and she was going to get DCFS to take the kid away. She said it's just a fungus and they will lock the grow op away from the child. I told her kids get into everything and they tattle for clout. She said she would teach her kid to keep the familys business private. I said those are some mighty complicated concepts for someone under ten to understand.

I ended up leaving. Told her I was scared for her and the child. I am never hanging out with her again. When she messages me I will just be unavailable. If she asks me why, I will be honest. But something is telling me she will take the hint. I have no idea why she isn't wising up. She has completely failed as a mother and she hasn't even given birth yet. I can't be around this delinquency. However, our mutual friend plans to stay in the fold to give me updates. The tea is always scalding, bitchez.

So, any bets on which law enforcement agency will raid her home

My money's on the sheriff's department.

 

[Berrakh]

women

 

[polyqueerandrosensual]

Okay, here's a girl that went to my high school. I'll call her Jane.

She would lie constantly about everything, and swear up and down it was true, even when it was extremely unrealistic.She claimed her brother was a world-famous writer but didn't even say the name of his book or anything. Then she claimed she was offered a recording contract from an extremely famous record label that, at the time (2006?) had artists that had #1 hit songs. But she turned it down because she "wanted to finish school first". Okay. As if all the teen singers don't go on tutoring and finish school anyway? To this day, nobody has actually heard Jane ever sing a note, so you'd think if this did happen, it'd at least make local news stations.

She would go around telling people on the day that it was the anniversary of getting her (benign) tumor removed, and wear a t-shirt celebrating it, as if it was an accomplishment. She would tell stories of how her best friends died and wear shirts for them on the anniversaries of their deaths. One of them was actually a rather infamous news story from like 2005-2006? of a teen girl getting murdered. It was even featured on ED to mock the murdered girl in edgelord fashion. I looked into the story myself and... the girl never lived anywhere near our state. It just seems highly unlikely than Jane even knew her at all, unless somehow they were online friends or whatever but I'm betting that Jane saw the story, and lied and said that the girl was her best friend just to get sympathy points. She also claimed to have a friend that died from AIDS, and then another that "almost died" in a car accident or something. I think we were all losing track of all the dead/almost-dead friends she supposedly had.

She claimed her family was Irish and spoke the Irish language. She would randomly write her "Irish name" on the board before class started, and it was like 10 names long. I know some Irish names are long but I've never seen one like that. It looked like she just Googled "Irish names" and combined a bunch together. And nobody really cared what her Irish name supposedly was. Also, in poetry club (don't judge me), she read a poem that she claimed was in Irish. Of course, none of us would know if it actually was, or if she just made up gibberish. I don't think Google Translate even had Irish at this point, maybe another site did but online language translators back then weren't as widespread. She also dyed her hair red and claimed it was natural, even though we all knew her before she dyed it. Also, her family had a very Germanic sounding last name.

It may just seem she's an obnoxious compulsive liar so far, but it gets better. She came out as bi (or lesbian, depending on the day of the week), and really wanted some girl-on-girl action. She had a crush on another girl in our grade (I'll call her Emily), and when Emily politely declined (because she's straight), Jane went psycho-stalker mode and threatened to kill her and everything. Also threatened to shoot up our school apparently. She ended up getting suspended for months. Jane later claimed to have been raped, but she wasn't very pretty so who knows if this is true. She had big tits though, and she wasn't even fat.

Other than that... she was a total loser who would loudly say unfunny "jokes" in the middle of class. And she'd walk around wearing heels when it would just be a huge inconvenience, like in bad weather and such. Oh and despite her being an out and proud dyke, she really hated gay/bi men and thought they were gross. Maybe there's more stuff about her I forgot but yeah.

 

[Gingervitis]

I think I might know a lolcow(or perhaps horrorcow) or two. I used to be pretty close to these people, but having stepped back from the relationships over time (plus learning that a cow isn't just a 4 legged animal, thanks kiwis) opened my eyes to some things. If there are formatting issues at first I apologize, I'm on mobile and this is my first long post here, will edit if necessary.

Anyway, I'm going to call cow #1 Loon, and not just because she is from MN.

My s/o ran into Loon's son (cow #2, let's call him Dyl) recently and the story my s/o relayed back to me really rang some cow bells in my head.

Some background- Dyl constantly moves in and out of Loon's house depending on how strapped for cash each of them are. Of course, they're both always broke. Their living arrangement would last until Loon would lose her shit and get violent with Dyl, or until Dyl would get arrested. Dyl usually earned Loon's mirth with his dumbshit behavior, but the way she always went above and beyond to get back at her own son is where she really puts herself to pasture.

So the story Dyl told my s/o: Silly Dyl forgot to flush the toilet. Yeah, it's gross, flush the damn toilet Dyl. Dyl was probably too high to remember to flush the toilet, this guy gets so blasted he has put frozen chicken away in the cabinet with the pots and pans before. But Loon, on her nightly Mic Ultra binge, saw Dyl's impromptu abstract art display in the bathroom and had other plans than getting him to flush it, just flushing it herself and talking to Dyl about it, or contacting Sotheby's about a possible auction.

No, Loon grabbed a plunger and swirled it around in Dyl's cast-aside crap curry.

What did she do with it? She snuck up behind Dyl and hit him in the back of the head with the plunger, splattering Dyl's shit across her own damned house, not to mention all over Dyl.

Needless to say Dyl moved out again.

Don't feel too bad for Dyl, though, he's picked up some udderly dumb behaviors, himself. Besides his own stoned brain leaving food or shit out to rot, he is very skilled at getting himself arrested or in trouble. He has used his bedroom window at Loon's house as a weed drive through, until he got robbed at gunpoint. Boozey Loony never found out. He also smashed the windows at a McDonalds in a drunken rage. I knew Dyl as a kid, too, and he would make these little cults of neighborhood boys that would do whatever he told them to. Islamic content warning- I've seen Dyl piss on a fence and have his lil buddies lick it. That kind of stuff.

Sorry this account is very sporadic and short on whole milk, I'm retroactively noticing all the manure from these people since I'm now free from them and have time to reflect.

I can tell you all the tale of Loon punching her sister next time, with special guests including woman pedo, tired police officers, the minnesota butch and Dyl himself, not to mention yours truly. It's just hard to reconcile in my head that Loon, someone I used to look up to way back in my life, is honestly pretty fucked up. I also need to teach myself how to spoiler shit on mobile first.

Holy shit. This gave me a good chuckle. You gotta continue this story.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Lemme introduce you my lolcow:
An artist who constantly draws self-harmer OCs with bad colours and botched anatomy.

Spoiler: Few drawings

I know her for years, she was drawing adorable Five Nights at Freddy's humanisations.

Spoiler: Over-used androgyny and suicide

Most of her OCs are suicidal and androgynous looking.

Edit: I have mistaken this thread as the Tumblr one.

 

[Monika H.]

Obsessively into Zoey from Left 4 Dead, even used his troon name as hers.

Shit you got me

 

[naught]

Okay, here's a girl that went to my high school. I'll call her Jane.

She would lie constantly about everything, and swear up and down it was true, even when it was extremely unrealistic.She claimed her brother was a world-famous writer but didn't even say the name of his book or anything. Then she claimed she was offered a recording contract from an extremely famous record label that, at the time (2006?) had artists that had #1 hit songs. But she turned it down because she "wanted to finish school first". Okay. As if all the teen singers don't go on tutoring and finish school anyway? To this day, nobody has actually heard Jane ever sing a note, so you'd think if this did happen, it'd at least make local news stations.

She would go around telling people on the day that it was the anniversary of getting her (benign) tumor removed, and wear a t-shirt celebrating it, as if it was an accomplishment. She would tell stories of how her best friends died and wear shirts for them on the anniversaries of their deaths. One of them was actually a rather infamous news story from like 2005-2006? of a teen girl getting murdered. It was even featured on ED to mock the murdered girl in edgelord fashion. I looked into the story myself and... the girl never lived anywhere near our state. It just seems highly unlikely than Jane even knew her at all, unless somehow they were online friends or whatever but I'm betting that Jane saw the story, and lied and said that the girl was her best friend just to get sympathy points. She also claimed to have a friend that died from AIDS, and then another that "almost died" in a car accident or something. I think we were all losing track of all the dead/almost-dead friends she supposedly had.

She claimed her family was Irish and spoke the Irish language. She would randomly write her "Irish name" on the board before class started, and it was like 10 names long. I know some Irish names are long but I've never seen one like that. It looked like she just Googled "Irish names" and combined a bunch together. And nobody really cared what her Irish name supposedly was. Also, in poetry club (don't judge me), she read a poem that she claimed was in Irish. Of course, none of us would know if it actually was, or if she just made up gibberish. I don't think Google Translate even had Irish at this point, maybe another site did but online language translators back then weren't as widespread. She also dyed her hair red and claimed it was natural, even though we all knew her before she dyed it. Also, her family had a very Germanic sounding last name.

It may just seem she's an obnoxious compulsive liar so far, but it gets better. She came out as bi (or lesbian, depending on the day of the week), and really wanted some girl-on-girl action. She had a crush on another girl in our grade (I'll call her Emily), and when Emily politely declined (because she's straight), Jane went psycho-stalker mode and threatened to kill her and everything. Also threatened to shoot up our school apparently. She ended up getting suspended for months. Jane later claimed to have been raped, but she wasn't very pretty so who knows if this is true. She had big tits though, and she wasn't even fat.

Other than that... she was a total loser who would loudly say unfunny "jokes" in the middle of class. And she'd walk around wearing heels when it would just be a huge inconvenience, like in bad weather and such. Oh and despite her being an out and proud dyke, she really hated gay/bi men and thought they were gross. Maybe there's more stuff about her I forgot but yeah.

Nice, checks almost every single box.

Lemme introduce you my lolcow:
An artist who constantly draws self-harmer OCs with bad colours and botched anatomy.

Spoiler: Few drawings

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I know her for years, she was drawing adorable Five Nights at Freddy's humanisations.

Spoiler: Over-used androgyny and suicide

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Most of her OCs are suicidal and androgynous looking.

Edit: I have mistaken this thread as the Tumblr one.

Interesting. Do they burn or cut themselves?
Where's their social media saying how depressed they are?

 

[George Orson Welles]

Shit you got me

NOOOO

 

[sleazetown]

This kid I knew in a class I took. I'll call him Xavier. There was so much weird, edgy shit he would say that it's tough to recall all of it. I remember I was talking to a friend in the smoke pit, and I said something mundane like "no, I can't hang out today, I promised my wife I would change her oil" and Xavier butts in with, "I made a promise once." and I asked "what was that?" and he then proceeds to tell us how he promised his family he would never kill himself after they found his self harm scars.
Another time, he was talking about his girlfriend, and he told me that she has a nickname for him. I asked what it was and he says, "she calls me her hatter. Like the mad hatter from Alice in Wonderland." so I just say, "oh yeah?" already trying not to laff, and then he says "yeah. And she's my little Alice." At that point, my facade broke because it made me mentally recoil and I told him straight up that that's weird as fuck and not to tell people shit like that.
Also, I had always wondered what kind of people actually bought those targeted shirts until he came in wearing one that said some shit like "Born in April, friendliest motherfucker around, but fuck with my family and you've got another thing coming, motherfucker." and showed it off to me.
Anyway, the crown jewel was at this party we had. 13 or so people, rented out an airbnb to have ourselves a nice little booze bender. Of course, we brought Xavier along to see what kind of funny shit he would do/say when we got him fucked up and the results were well beyond expectations. First night, this fucker had to have only dranken two lil glasses of whiskey before he started puking on the carpet. Vomit chunks of pepperoni and cheese from the pizza we'd ordered were matted into the carpet and he wouldn't stop apologizing. It didn't help that a few people were genuinely mad about it, so for whatever reason, in his brain, he decided the best course of action was to eat his vomit to clean it up. I started full-on yelling at him to stop, and grabbed him, trying to pull him away from the chunks but his tard strength and determination overpowered me. He actually cleaned up most of it, and got all the large globs so there was only an orange stain left. From there, we cleaned the carpet, he passed out and the rest is a haze.
He actually improved a fair amount from the time we were in class after that. Not a bad kid, and good-intentioned, just not all the lights on at home, looking back on it. Always bothered me when people would shittalk him when he was literally a foot away and could obviously hear. I still give likes to the wolf moon images he posts on faceberg.

 

[Punished Magician]

Screw personal lolcows, I have my own personal herd of lolcattle
Just join any community that's either associated with a roleplay site, used for roleplay (as long as there are parts where the members talk out-of-character), or that is primarily about roleplay discussion
They are ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, CONSTANT sources of drama. It's like these people can't live without drama, if there is no big issue to fight over, then someone will start something over the pettiest, most irrelevant shit they can. They're like rabid dogs, and I can't get enough of it. I'm in a server for a site I don't even use, just to watch all the drama unfold. This shit gives even the best threads on Community Watch a run for their money. The one I'm currently watching has the community simultaneously asking the mods to crack down on more and more things they don't like, while also berating the mods whenever they so much as look at someone the wrong way. I don't envy those fuckers - If you sleep among dogs, you get bit.

 

[Purin Chan]

Knew a guy online since at least 2015 who ended up becoming your stereotypical troon lolcow as of sometime last year. He's like Twitch Deer minus the otherkin stuff and from the looks of it, had his insecurities as a man taken advantage of by other trannies. I stopped talking to him around late 2016 and just recently saw what he had been up to all these years later. At first, I found the ridiculousness of the situation to be hilarious as he had all the stereotypes of your typical agp; the picrew profile, alphabet soup flag, obsession with anime traps, interest in coding etc, any trope you're thinking of and he definitely checks it off one way or another. I showed a couple of my friends his steam profile and they also found it funny as well. I genuinely wonder what would've happened if I hadn't ghosted him years ago. There's a chance I could've intervened but who knows, that's all in the past now. Lolcows can be an absolute joy to mock at with their own incompetence as a human being, but the only reason why they're like that is because they had no one to stop them from going insane. For him, there was no one else but trannies and other crazy people in his life and thus, he is the way he is. Still feel a tad bad about it though, ended up losing a friend to insanity that MAY have been preventable.

Spoiler: Bonus stuff from him in his Discord server cause why not

 

[AN - THR4X]

I had this one fucker, I meant him on I think Amino or some shit, one of those pedo-ridden fuckholes 20yr old grown-ass men with white Ford Vans go to try and wank off and bait teenage girls and trannies go to cry about their problems instead of fixing them. At first, he seemed fine until he asked the weirdest fucking question, "hey wanna join my secret society" or some shit like that. He then sent me a discord link to a server that had like 5 other people in it, and at that moment, I was dragged into the weirdest cult shit ever. This motherfucker sent me his second bible religious manifesto, called his religion Cecronism and went around begging people to join his stupid cult worshipping him as the messiah. Oh wait, I forgot to get into the, him being the messiah part and his harem of 13 yr old girls. He believed himself to be the reincarnation of his god Cercona, and that he would erase the world of sinners and liars, install himself in a monarcho-fascist dictatorship and rule the world starting from a revolution in his home in Florida. He believed that God manifested himself as a green dragon, that the devil was a red dragon and that Jesus Christ was a false idol, and he constantly throughout every interaction I had tried to hammer-down everyone's throat that he was a god. Especially in front of these three teenage girls, he baited into the server, who he, by the way, would constantly try to force into ERP in DMs. I managed to get some of them to leave and get away from him, and by the time I started ghosting him, they were all done talking to the creep. I being the fucking retard that I was, watched to see how this guy would act, cus this fucker was a paranoid nut, the moment you said anything that went against his holy bible and animu he would sperg in voice and block ya. Oh yeah, the anime part. He was, how do I describe it, ya know those guys on discord, the ones with Sasuke as their profile, with some part of the face blacked out, the ones who use anime gifs and always talk about how women are evil or some shit but still try way too hard to get that one e-girl in voice, and they spam shitty emo-rap that sounds like a depressed 17-yr old white kid got dumped and is scream-crying into the mic about it with a max volume bass trying to hide shitty vocals, yeah those guys, turn that into a religion. He literally put Google-translated Japanese into his bible and talked about buying Katanas to kill the people who fucked with him in high school. This is just the beginning of his retardom, but I'll leave it here,
I might try to get a hold of him to see if I can fuck with him more.

Holy shit I dug and found his youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBu_-TkJoVRMnEltL_jv0jA

Do what you with it what you will

If I can get in contact and fuck with him, I might write a thread, I remember him saying something about making a twitter so I'll try and see where that went

EDIT: found the jackpot, looked through and found the google doc for his manifesto, I'll attach the pdf

 

[NerdShamer]

I had this one fucker, I meant him on I think Amino or some shit, one of those pedo-ridden fuckholes 20yr old grown-ass men with white Ford Vans go to try and wank off and bait teenage girls and trannies go to cry about their problems instead of fixing them. At first, he seemed fine until he asked the weirdest fucking question, "hey wanna join my secret society" or some shit like that. He then sent me a discord link to a server that had like 5 other people in it, and at that moment, I was dragged into the weirdest cult shit ever. This motherfucker sent me his second bible religious manifesto, called his religion Cecronism and went around begging people to join his stupid cult worshipping him as the messiah. Oh wait, I forgot to get into the, him being the messiah part and his harem of 13 yr old girls. He believed himself to be the reincarnation of his god Cercona, and that he would erase the world of sinners and liars, install himself in a monarcho-fascist dictatorship and rule the world starting from a revolution in his home in Florida. He believed that God manifested himself as a green dragon, that the devil was a red dragon and that Jesus Christ was a false idol, and he constantly throughout every interaction I had tried to hammer-down everyone's throat that he was a god. Especially in front of these three teenage girls, he baited into the server, who he, by the way, would constantly try to force into ERP in DMs. I managed to get some of them to leave and get away from him, and by the time I started ghosting him, they were all done talking to the creep. I being the fucking retard that I was, watched to see how this guy would act, cus this fucker was a paranoid nut, the moment you said anything that went against his holy bible and animu he would sperg in voice and block ya. Oh yeah, the anime part. He was, how do I describe it, ya know those guys on discord, the ones with Sasuke as their profile, with some part of the face blacked out, the ones who use anime gifs and always talk about how women are evil or some shit but still try way too hard to get that one e-girl in voice, and they spam shitty emo-rap that sounds like a depressed 17-yr old white kid got dumped and is scream-crying into the mic about it with a max volume bass trying to hide shitty vocals, yeah those guys, turn that into a religion. He literally put Google-translated Japanese into his bible and talked about buying Katanas to kill the people who fucked with him in high school. This is just the beginning of his retardom, but I'll leave it here,
I might try to get a hold of him to see if I can fuck with him more.

Holy shit I dug and found his youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBu_-TkJoVRMnEltL_jv0jA

Do what you with it what you will

If I can get in contact and fuck with him, I might write a thread, I remember him saying something about making a twitter so I'll try and see where that went

EDIT: found the jackpot, looked through and found the google doc for his manifesto, I'll attach the pdf

Congratulations! You've met Florida Man!