Yo listen up here is a story about a little guy that lives in a mask world and And all day and all night and everything he sees is just masks. Inside and outside. Mask in his houses with a mask little window and masked corvette and everything is mask for him and himself and everybody around cuz he got nobody to listen...!
Let me tell you all a story, a story based on true events (thats because it happened to me just a few days ago).
Imagine a world, where a man gets fucking fed up with wearing masks inside the grocery store and he dares to lower the mask under his chin to get some fresh air.
But enemies will stand in his way, like Karen "Im very unique" number 5234, approaching him and telling him how he lacks manners for not wearing a mask, despite they never having shared a word and much less a look. Watch him call her a "Karen" and that he doesnt even know her And her running off to pester a wage slave about how that man "lacked manners".
Alright, jokes aside, thats something that actually happened to me when I went grocery shopping (as if that wasnt a pain in the ass already) monday and dared to lower my mask after getting inside, seeing how long would it take until some Karen or Soyboy would try to defeat my "villainy". Didnt take long until some pale Karen approached me and began to rant how uneducated I am. I properly called her a Karen and told her that she didnt even know me, she never exchanged words, much less a look with me before. She actually had the guts to chase some poor worker and began to rant at HIM with how uneducated and unlawful I am. Thankfully I walked away and the worker didnt seem to give a shit. She was pale and her eyes were so wrinked, she didnt looked particularly old tho, so I can tell its one of those succubus type women where I pity the man that has married her (if he exists at all, she was on her own, maybe he wised up and left).
Another situation happened today, as a matter of fact, it was on another grocery store, a smaller one but it had an ATM close to the entrance. I intended to just get some cash for some business related stuff and then leave but of course it wasnt going to be so simple. There was a fucking karen at the door, lets call her Gandalf Karen, she told me that I cant enter without a mask...I told her it was just to get some money from that ATM right there, not shopping at all and she just kept repeating her programming increasingly angry. I sighed and got my mask, passed by G.K aaaand lowered it down right away as I went to the ATM to do my business. G.K kept staring at me at a distance while another taller thinner karen watched from the distance close to her (lets call her Slender Karen). I was finished and began walking to the exit when Slender Karen told me to put my mask back up, that I was breaking the -
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I actually looked at Slender Karen right at the exit and said "Oh yeah? What you gonna do? Kick me out? Too late, I was leaving already." And just walked away removing my mask altogether.
Just little tales about our pathetic excuse of a society we are living now. For psychos by psychos.
