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š· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to my nightmare, I'm your host BOLDYSPICY, shitposter & artfag on the kiwifarms.net
Ralph is looking pretty red-faced
Larry is eating gummy bears, Gator is spraying WD40 all over his room
10 minutes of fucking with audio
"I hate chat, why do they fuck with me, Gator." "Because it's funny."
Ralph wants to fly [Dick Show] Sean out to fix his audio.
Ralph sounds drunk &/or stoned out of his gourd
Opening with the felony assault of an officer
IT WUZN'T A FEEEMALE, IT WUZ A HIZPANIC MAYUL
I DID NOT HIT THEM, I DID NAWT
"Bibble's joining to fuck with me, obviously" Ralph is pig mad.
Ralph is yelling at chat with Larry egging him on. He is seething.
Gator floats the idea to get the felony expunged. GATOR NOOOO
Ralph sez he shouldn't have been charged because no one actually got hurt
Ralph keeps drunkenly cutting off Larry who is trying to explain his position & they're yelling over each other
Ralph is trying to argue that the felony didn't ruin his life while complaining it ruined his life (???)
Trump speech with drunk commentary
Ralph is complaining about how low-energy Trump is & that he's just phoning it on. Ralph says this.
"They gave a lot of money to black people" Ralph repeats this like 4 times
Gator: "it's a politician giving a political speech, not a wrestling promo." Ralph: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM GATOR"
Larry sounds drunk, too.
It's 11 PM. Where's deOrio?
11:15 PM. DeOrio's here.
Warski's here too.
We're talking about AT&T milkers
Women bad, etc.
It's been like 45 minutes slurring through a Trump speech & complaining about it. Christ.
Ralph complains about other people reporting shit on DLive lmaoooo
"I don't care where [AT&T girl] is from, I want her to sit on my face." Stay classy, Ralph.
Pescatore drama: Pescatore was Keemstar's right-hand man, then they had a falling out. Pescatore has fuck you money because his brother died in a terrorist attack & Chiquita Banana covered it up (???)
Players are Tommy C., Pescatore, & DeOrio. I have no idea what's going on.
Audio of Pescatore threatening to fight Tommy & DeOrio IRL
I still have no fucking idea what's going on
Pescatore dropped Ralph's sex tape in group chat with minors, singling out the underage Lt. Cobra (???)
Ralph blames Obama for MUH EIGHT MONTHS FUCK YOU OBAMA
Not that he's mad or anything
Talking about YouTube algorithms
How dare H3H3 try to ruin Leafy for months over an edgy joke!? How dare! How indeed, Ralph.
Go eat, Andy
Ralph sez he's really fucking tired. No shit, he's drugged as fuck
Says he's gonna wait for Gator to come back
Slurs through next week's guests, forgets about Gator & ends the show
Like this dipshit even knows what the limiter does. He could just spend a half hour off stream figuring out basic fuckin mic settings. Even KoP turned off the harsh noise gate when it was brought to his attention
Poor Shannon. "Uh, it seems like the volume spikes from time to time" trying not to say "your fat fucking drunk head keeps moving towards and away from the mic, also you alternate between fucking yelling and trailing off and mumbling you obese drunk"
Gloomtube is on DLive with over double the views, showing the protests in DC. Much more entertaining. Why watch Ralph view a speech when you can watch something possibly happen?
Larry is eating gummy bears, Gator is spraying WD40 all over his room
10 minutes of fucking with audio
"I hate chat, why do they fuck with me, Gator." "Because it's funny."
Ralph wants to fly [Dick Show] Sean out to fix his audio.
Ralph sounds drunk &/or stoned out of his gourd
Opening with the felony assault of an officer
IT WUZN'T A FEEEMALE, IT WUZ A HIZPANIC MAYUL
I DID NOT HIT THEM, I DID NAWT
"Bibble's joining to fuck with me, obviously" Ralph is pig mad.
Ralph is yelling at chat with Larry egging him on. He is seething.
Gator floats the idea to get the felony expunged. GATOR NOOOO
Ralph sez he shouldn't have been charged because no one actually got hurt
Ralph keeps drunkenly cutting off Larry who is trying to explain his position & they're yelling over each other
Ralph is trying to argue that the felony didn't ruin his life while complaining it ruined his life (???)
Trump speech with drunk commentary
Ralph is complaining about how low-energy Trump is & that he's just phoning it on. Ralph says this.
"They gave a lot of money to black people" Ralph repeats this like 4 times
Gator: "it's a politician giving a political speech, not a wrestling promo." Ralph: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM GATOR"
Larry sounds drunk, too.
It's 11 PM. Where's deOrio?
11:15 PM. DeOrio's here.
Warski's here too.
We're talking about AT&T milkers
Women bad, etc.
It's been like 45 minutes slurring through a Trump speech & complaining about it. Christ.
Ralph complains about other people reporting shit on DLive lmaoooo
"I don't care where [AT&T girl] is from, I want her to sit on my face." Stay classy, Ralph.
Pescatore drama: Pescatore was Keemstar's right-hand man, then they had a falling out. Pescatore has fuck you money because his brother died in a terrorist attack & Chiquita Banana covered it up (???)
Players are Tommy C., Pescatore, & DeOrio. I have no idea what's going on.
Audio of Pescatore threatening to fight Tommy & DeOrio IRL
I still have no fucking idea what's going on
Pescatore dropped Ralph's sex tape in group chat with minors, singling out the underage Lt. Cobra (???)
Ralph blames Obama for MUH EIGHT MONTHS FUCK YOU OBAMA
Not that he's mad or anything
Talking about YouTube algorithms
How dare H3H3 try to ruin Leafy for months over an edgy joke!? How dare! How indeed, Ralph.
Go eat, Andy
Ralph sez he's really fucking tired. No shit, he's drugged as fuck
Says he's gonna wait for Gator to come back
Slurs through next week's guests, forgets about Gator & ends the show
That DeOrio faggot is such a slimy little greasegunt. His ego is as big as his zit-cratered moon face and he literally impersonates Jim's talking style more than Gator and parrots whatever more successful grifters say. I can't wait for someone to take a massive shit on him.
Larry is eating gummy bears, Gator is spraying WD40 all over his room
10 minutes of fucking with audio
"I hate chat, why do they fuck with me, Gator." "Because it's funny."
Ralph wants to fly [Dick Show] Sean out to fix his audio.
Ralph sounds drunk &/or stoned out of his gourd
Opening with the felony assault of an officer
IT WUZN'T A FEEEMALE, IT WUZ A HIZPANIC MAYUL
I DID NOT HIT THEM, I DID NAWT
"Bibble's joining to fuck with me, obviously" Ralph is pig mad.
Ralph is yelling at chat with Larry egging him on. He is seething.
Gator floats the idea to get the felony expunged. GATOR NOOOO
Ralph sez he shouldn't have been charged because no one actually got hurt
Ralph keeps drunkenly cutting off Larry who is trying to explain his position & they're yelling over each other
Ralph is trying to argue that the felony didn't ruin his life while complaining it ruined his life (???)
Trump speech with drunk commentary
Ralph is complaining about how low-energy Trump is & that he's just phoning it on. Ralph says this.
"They gave a lot of money to black people" Ralph repeats this like 4 times
Gator: "it's a politician giving a political speech, not a wrestling promo." Ralph: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM GATOR"
Larry sounds drunk, too.
It's 11 PM. Where's deOrio?
11:15 PM. DeOrio's here.
Warski's here too.
We're talking about AT&T milkers
Women bad, etc.
It's been like 45 minutes slurring through a Trump speech & complaining about it. Christ.
Ralph complains about other people reporting shit on DLive lmaoooo
"I don't care where [AT&T girl] is from, I want her to sit on my face." Stay classy, Ralph.
Pescatore drama: Pescatore was Keemstar's right-hand man, then they had a falling out. Pescatore has fuck you money because his brother died in a terrorist attack & Chiquita Banana covered it up (???)
Players are Tommy C., Pescatore, & DeOrio. I have no idea what's going on.
Audio of Pescatore threatening to fight Tommy & DeOrio IRL
I still have no fucking idea what's going on
Pescatore dropped Ralph's sex tape in group chat with minors, singling out the underage Lt. Cobra (???)
Ralph blames Obama for MUH EIGHT MONTHS FUCK YOU OBAMA
Not that he's mad or anything
Talking about YouTube algorithms
How dare H3H3 try to ruin Leafy for months over an edgy joke!? How dare! How indeed, Ralph.
Go eat, Andy
Ralph sez he's really fucking tired. No shit, he's drugged as fuck
Says he's gonna wait for Gator to come back
Slurs through next week's guests, forgets about Gator & ends the show
The way I understood it, he was blaming Obama (who again Ralph apparently voted for twice) for *not* changing it, preemptively. Which is even dumber imo. Because it's a state thing and Obama, love him or hate him, couldn't have had anything to do with it.
Ralph made the mistake of pandering to nickers and sucking off Fuentes in the hopes of getting some of his viewers when Nick doesn't usually stop streaming until at least halfway through the killstream. And whenever there's a big event like this all the nickers just go watch Nick instead.
That DeOrio faggot is such a slimy little greasegunt. His ego is as big as his zit-cratered moon face and he literally impersonates Jim's talking style more than Gator and parrots whatever more successful grifters say. I can't wait for someone to take a massive shit on him.
That's what I thought, but he kept fucking up the name so much I wasn't sure. It took me forever to realize "Josh" (no relation to ours) & Pescatore were the same person.
It was kind of hard to follow because even the sober members of the panel weren't making sense & it was just four or five brainlets talking over each other at once.
He did mention the George Floyd sex tape first, yes. My favorite part was DeOrio crowing about all the teenage minors like Lt. Cobra [sic] being exposed to blatant pornography & how creepy it was, then walking it back with "not saying that's pedo stuff" when he presumably remembered Ralph is dating barely-legal jailbait.
LtCobra isnāt Soph, heās another edgy teenager that runs a commentary channel. Aiden (the other minor in the chat) is also a commentator, IIRC Keem heavily promoted him a few years ago when he was only 13.
LtCobra isnāt Soph, heās another edgy teenager that runs a commentary channel. Aiden (the other minor in the chat) is also a commentator, IIRC Keem heavily promoted him a few years ago when he was only 13.
Correct. Soph went by the name LtCorbis when she started so it's easy to get them confused if you don't know. Keem did actually promote Soph under her LtCorbis name. You can probably find the interview he did with her on his channel still. I don't remember Keem ever talk about Cobra.
Correct. Soph went by the name LtCorbis when she started so it's easy to get them confused if you don't know. Keem also has a hand in her success early on along with Pyrocynical.
LtCobra isnāt Soph, heās another edgy teenager that runs a commentary channel. Aiden (the other minor in the chat) is also a commentator, IIRC Keem heavily promoted him a few years ago when he was only 13.
Ok, no doubt boomerly beyond late and gayer than The Blue Oyster Bar * , but CRP and wildsmile talking
about the sex tape was quite funny. CRP is a bitchy old cat even by IBS standards. He is quite expressive in Ingles for a dago though "pathetic and tawdry" was quite a good description. Yeah, yeah, rate me late, but this thread is moving like a rocket, so a lot of people will have missed it...
>I released your daughter's sex tape as revenge porn
>I am going to sue you
Like Ralph is the last guy that can make legal threats to Mr. Vickers. Did the pills fuck him up so much that he is trying to holler over Vickers even in the texts ?
