šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Killstream Reeeeeecap 8/27/20
  • Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to my nightmare, I'm your host BOLDYSPICY, shitposter & artfag on the kiwifarms.net
  • Ralph is looking pretty red-faced
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  • Larry is eating gummy bears, Gator is spraying WD40 all over his room
  • 10 minutes of fucking with audio
  • "I hate chat, why do they fuck with me, Gator." "Because it's funny."
  • Ralph wants to fly [Dick Show] Sean out to fix his audio.
  • Ralph sounds drunk &/or stoned out of his gourd
  • Opening with the felony assault of an officer
  • IT WUZN'T A FEEEMALE, IT WUZ A HIZPANIC MAYUL
  • I DID NOT HIT THEM, I DID NAWT
  • "Bibble's joining to fuck with me, obviously" Ralph is pig mad.
  • Ralph is yelling at chat with Larry egging him on. He is seething.
  • Gator floats the idea to get the felony expunged. GATOR NOOOO
  • Ralph sez he shouldn't have been charged because no one actually got hurt
  • Ralph keeps drunkenly cutting off Larry who is trying to explain his position & they're yelling over each other
  • Ralph is trying to argue that the felony didn't ruin his life while complaining it ruined his life (???)
  • Trump speech with drunk commentary
  • Ralph is complaining about how low-energy Trump is & that he's just phoning it on. Ralph says this.
  • "They gave a lot of money to black people" Ralph repeats this like 4 times
  • Gator: "it's a politician giving a political speech, not a wrestling promo." Ralph: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM GATOR"
  • Larry sounds drunk, too.
  • It's 11 PM. Where's deOrio?
  • 11:15 PM. DeOrio's here.
  • Warski's here too.
  • We're talking about AT&T milkers
  • Women bad, etc.
  • It's been like 45 minutes slurring through a Trump speech & complaining about it. Christ.
  • Ralph complains about other people reporting shit on DLive lmaoooo
  • "I don't care where [AT&T girl] is from, I want her to sit on my face." Stay classy, Ralph.
  • Pescatore drama: Pescatore was Keemstar's right-hand man, then they had a falling out. Pescatore has fuck you money because his brother died in a terrorist attack & Chiquita Banana covered it up (???)
  • Players are Tommy C., Pescatore, & DeOrio. I have no idea what's going on.
  • Audio of Pescatore threatening to fight Tommy & DeOrio IRL
  • I still have no fucking idea what's going on
  • Pescatore dropped Ralph's sex tape in group chat with minors, singling out the underage Lt. Cobra (???)
  • Ralph blames Obama for MUH EIGHT MONTHS FUCK YOU OBAMA
  • Not that he's mad or anything
  • Talking about YouTube algorithms
  • How dare H3H3 try to ruin Leafy for months over an edgy joke!? How dare! How indeed, Ralph.
  • Go eat, Andy
  • Ralph sez he's really fucking tired. No shit, he's drugged as fuck
  • Says he's gonna wait for Gator to come back
  • Slurs through next week's guests, forgets about Gator & ends the show
  • GOOD NIGHT
 
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Lol "I turrrrned tha limiterrrrr down gata"

Like this dipshit even knows what the limiter does. He could just spend a half hour off stream figuring out basic fuckin mic settings. Even KoP turned off the harsh noise gate when it was brought to his attention

Poor Shannon. "Uh, it seems like the volume spikes from time to time" trying not to say "your fat fucking drunk head keeps moving towards and away from the mic, also you alternate between fucking yelling and trailing off and mumbling you obese drunk"
 
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Killstream Reeeeeecap 8/27/20
  • Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to my nightmare, I'm your host BOLDYSPICY, shitposter & artfag on the kiwifarms.net
  • Ralph is looking pretty red-faced
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  • Larry is eating gummy bears, Gator is spraying WD40 all over his room
  • 10 minutes of fucking with audio
  • "I hate chat, why do they fuck with me, Gator." "Because it's funny."
  • Ralph wants to fly [Dick Show] Sean out to fix his audio.
  • Ralph sounds drunk &/or stoned out of his gourd
  • Opening with the felony assault of an officer
  • IT WUZN'T A FEEEMALE, IT WUZ A HIZPANIC MAYUL
  • I DID NOT HIT THEM, I DID NAWT
  • "Bibble's joining to fuck with me, obviously" Ralph is pig mad.
  • Ralph is yelling at chat with Larry egging him on. He is seething.
  • Gator floats the idea to get the felony expunged. GATOR NOOOO
  • Ralph sez he shouldn't have been charged because no one actually got hurt
  • Ralph keeps drunkenly cutting off Larry who is trying to explain his position & they're yelling over each other
  • Ralph is trying to argue that the felony didn't ruin his life while complaining it ruined his life (???)
  • Trump speech with drunk commentary
  • Ralph is complaining about how low-energy Trump is & that he's just phoning it on. Ralph says this.
  • "They gave a lot of money to black people" Ralph repeats this like 4 times
  • Gator: "it's a politician giving a political speech, not a wrestling promo." Ralph: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM GATOR"
  • Larry sounds drunk, too.
  • It's 11 PM. Where's deOrio?
  • 11:15 PM. DeOrio's here.
  • Warski's here too.
  • We're talking about AT&T milkers
  • Women bad, etc.
  • It's been like 45 minutes slurring through a Trump speech & complaining about it. Christ.
  • Ralph complains about other people reporting shit on DLive lmaoooo
  • "I don't care where [AT&T girl] is from, I want her to sit on my face." Stay classy, Ralph.
  • Pescatore drama: Pescatore was Keemstar's right-hand man, then they had a falling out. Pescatore has fuck you money because his brother died in a terrorist attack & Chiquita Banana covered it up (???)
  • Players are Tommy C., Pescatore, & DeOrio. I have no idea what's going on.
  • Audio of Pescatore threatening to fight Tommy & DeOrio IRL
  • I still have no fucking idea what's going on
  • Pescatore dropped Ralph's sex tape in group chat with minors, singling out the underage Lt. Cobra (???)
  • Ralph blames Obama for MUH EIGHT MONTHS FUCK YOU OBAMA
  • Not that he's mad or anything
  • Talking about YouTube algorithms
  • How dare H3H3 try to ruin Leafy for months over an edgy joke!? How dare! How indeed, Ralph.
  • Go eat, Andy
  • Ralph sez he's really fucking tired. No shit, he's drugged as fuck
  • Says he's gonna wait for Gator to come back
  • Slurs through next week's guests, forgets about Gator & ends the show
  • GOOD NIGHT
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That DeOrio faggot is such a slimy little greasegunt. His ego is as big as his zit-cratered moon face and he literally impersonates Jim's talking style more than Gator and parrots whatever more successful grifters say. I can't wait for someone to take a massive shit on him.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Killstream Reeeeeecap 8/27/20
  • Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to my nightmare, I'm your host BOLDYSPICY, shitposter & artfag on the kiwifarms.net
  • Ralph is looking pretty red-faced
  • View attachment 1552923
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  • View attachment 1552924
  • Larry is eating gummy bears, Gator is spraying WD40 all over his room
  • 10 minutes of fucking with audio
  • "I hate chat, why do they fuck with me, Gator." "Because it's funny."
  • Ralph wants to fly [Dick Show] Sean out to fix his audio.
  • Ralph sounds drunk &/or stoned out of his gourd
  • Opening with the felony assault of an officer
  • IT WUZN'T A FEEEMALE, IT WUZ A HIZPANIC MAYUL
  • I DID NOT HIT THEM, I DID NAWT
  • "Bibble's joining to fuck with me, obviously" Ralph is pig mad.
  • Ralph is yelling at chat with Larry egging him on. He is seething.
  • Gator floats the idea to get the felony expunged. GATOR NOOOO
  • Ralph sez he shouldn't have been charged because no one actually got hurt
  • Ralph keeps drunkenly cutting off Larry who is trying to explain his position & they're yelling over each other
  • Ralph is trying to argue that the felony didn't ruin his life while complaining it ruined his life (???)
  • Trump speech with drunk commentary
  • Ralph is complaining about how low-energy Trump is & that he's just phoning it on. Ralph says this.
  • "They gave a lot of money to black people" Ralph repeats this like 4 times
  • Gator: "it's a politician giving a political speech, not a wrestling promo." Ralph: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM GATOR"
  • Larry sounds drunk, too.
  • It's 11 PM. Where's deOrio?
  • 11:15 PM. DeOrio's here.
  • Warski's here too.
  • We're talking about AT&T milkers
  • Women bad, etc.
  • It's been like 45 minutes slurring through a Trump speech & complaining about it. Christ.
  • Ralph complains about other people reporting shit on DLive lmaoooo
  • "I don't care where [AT&T girl] is from, I want her to sit on my face." Stay classy, Ralph.
  • Pescatore drama: Pescatore was Keemstar's right-hand man, then they had a falling out. Pescatore has fuck you money because his brother died in a terrorist attack & Chiquita Banana covered it up (???)
  • Players are Tommy C., Pescatore, & DeOrio. I have no idea what's going on.
  • Audio of Pescatore threatening to fight Tommy & DeOrio IRL
  • I still have no fucking idea what's going on
  • Pescatore dropped Ralph's sex tape in group chat with minors, singling out the underage Lt. Cobra (???)
  • Ralph blames Obama for MUH EIGHT MONTHS FUCK YOU OBAMA
  • Not that he's mad or anything
  • Talking about YouTube algorithms
  • How dare H3H3 try to ruin Leafy for months over an edgy joke!? How dare! How indeed, Ralph.
  • Go eat, Andy
  • Ralph sez he's really fucking tired. No shit, he's drugged as fuck
  • Says he's gonna wait for Gator to come back
  • Slurs through next week's guests, forgets about Gator & ends the show
  • GOOD NIGHT
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Lt cobra is probably lt cobris, aka soph
 
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High Tea said:
A Virginia law changes - blame Obama. Wow. Sure knows how politics and government works.
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The way I understood it, he was blaming Obama (who again Ralph apparently voted for twice) for *not* changing it, preemptively. Which is even dumber imo. Because it's a state thing and Obama, love him or hate him, couldn't have had anything to do with it.
 
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ClipBitch said:
It's a presidential speech night, too, so even his bread and butter political events aren't bringing them in.
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Ralph made the mistake of pandering to nickers and sucking off Fuentes in the hopes of getting some of his viewers when Nick doesn't usually stop streaming until at least halfway through the killstream. And whenever there's a big event like this all the nickers just go watch Nick instead.
 
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Funkmaster said:
That DeOrio faggot is such a slimy little greasegunt. His ego is as big as his zit-cratered moon face and he literally impersonates Jim's talking style more than Gator and parrots whatever more successful grifters say. I can't wait for someone to take a massive shit on him.
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I still don't really know who he is or what the fuck he actually does.
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Lt cobra is probably lt cobris, aka soph
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That's what I thought, but he kept fucking up the name so much I wasn't sure. It took me forever to realize "Josh" (no relation to ours) & Pescatore were the same person.
It was kind of hard to follow because even the sober members of the panel weren't making sense & it was just four or five brainlets talking over each other at once.
Mulp said:
While Pescatore did do this, Nick only talks about the other sex tape he dropped. Not Ralph's. I wonder why!
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He did mention the George Floyd sex tape first, yes. My favorite part was DeOrio crowing about all the teenage minors like Lt. Cobra [sic] being exposed to blatant pornography & how creepy it was, then walking it back with "not saying that's pedo stuff" when he presumably remembered Ralph is dating barely-legal jailbait.
 
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chops said:
LtCobra isnā€™t Soph, heā€™s another edgy teenager that runs a commentary channel. Aiden (the other minor in the chat) is also a commentator, IIRC Keem heavily promoted him a few years ago when he was only 13.
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Correct. Soph went by the name LtCorbis when she started so it's easy to get them confused if you don't know. Keem did actually promote Soph under her LtCorbis name. You can probably find the interview he did with her on his channel still. I don't remember Keem ever talk about Cobra.
 
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Vetti said:
Correct. Soph went by the name LtCorbis when she started so it's easy to get them confused if you don't know. Keem also has a hand in her success early on along with Pyrocynical.
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I thought that fat Russian guy NFKRZ had also boosted her.
 
Ok, no doubt boomerly beyond late and gayer than The Blue Oyster Bar * , but CRP and wildsmile talking
about the sex tape was quite funny. CRP is a bitchy old cat even by IBS standards. He is quite expressive in Ingles for a dago though "pathetic and tawdry" was quite a good description. Yeah, yeah, rate me late, but this thread is moving like a rocket, so a lot of people will have missed it...

CRP and WildSmile dabbing on the Gunt-sex-tape


* google it kids, there was a time before the interwebz....
 
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