DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamusActimus]

I'm not familiar with how RNG works in the newer FE games (or how it works with the rewind feature). Is there a way to burn RNs or was DSP just completely stuck with that outcome?

You can't burn the rng gba style

But if you do move units in another way,heal,attack etc you can reset it.
You just have to change a little thing to change the rng.
But Phill rewinded just before the mortal wound 10 times which didn't change anything.

It's like if you rewinded time to save Jfk yet you don't do anything and watch his assasination from the sidelines hoping that the shooter's weapon will jam.

 

[Muppetmode]

dsp talking about how he didn't realise his xbox game pass was 12 months, and thought it was 3 months, immediately puts the blame on the paypig who gifted it

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link, yoinked from tweet bot

probably also forgot about his 12 month origin subscription he got gifted from EA

Does it not show how much time you have left every time you turn on/log into your Xbox? Like he didn’t once after the first 3 months check to see if there was anything he wanted from the game pass? *kekon yell*

 

[hundredthousand]

When onlyicedcoffee gets banned by Phil and comes to KF for acceptance I would like to be the first to say - fuck off, you attention seeking faggot.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

In my opinion any of DSP’s paypigs should be starved of oxygen here. They are a dime a dozen. Unless we get some juicy drama, doxx, or we find out they’re a fucking pedophile what’s the point of giving them the time of day? The negative attention they receive here probably get their little dicks hard as fuck.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Does it not show how much time you have left every time you turn on/log into your Xbox? Like he didn’t once after the first 3 months check to see if there was anything he wanted from the game pass? *kekon yell*
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It will remind you daily once it gets below 14 days

 

[TurdFondler]

Imagine playing games all day and not having the slightest idea of how they work.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Wouldn't he see the monthly bill on his bank statement from microsoft? lol

 

[Brother Wind]

Wouldn't he see the monthly bill on his bank statement from microsoft? lol

He was bitching that he could still use it and didn't realize that. You know like claiming he still plays games off camera?

 

[PieceofShet]

Let me know if someone makes a compilation of above said gold dust.

I dont know what the game is about and I dont wanna watch it RAW.

 

[Pepper Jack]

In my opinion any of DSP’s paypigs should be starved of oxygen here. They are a dime a dozen. Unless we get some juicy drama, doxx, or we find out they’re a fucking pedophile what’s the point of giving them the time of day? The negative attention they receive here probably get their little dicks hard as fuck.

I agree with this. The doxing of his paypigs has truly revealed his fans are a dime a dozen. They have one or a combination of the following attributes:

• Autism
• Functional retardism
• In a wheelchair
• Brony
• Furry
• Gay
• Fat neckbeard

Jeff Anderson seems like the most "normal" paypig doxed until you look beyond the surface. Sure he is a civil engineer in Utah and makes over 100k a year, but this is also a guy that is using his dead wife's insurance money to fund a 38 year old streamer. He paid 1k to see Phil's cat and that did not scare him off.

When someone impersonated OIC on Twitter, he was eating it up in chat. He loves the attention, he loves that he is the chat's savior and he will continue to do so until Phil has enough and he gets erradicated from the chat.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I agree with this. The doxing of his paypigs has truly revealed his fans are a dime a dozen. They have one or a combination of the following attributes:

• Autism
• Functional retardism
• In a wheelchair
• Brony
• Furry
• Gay
• Fat neckbeard

Jeff Anderson seems like the most "normal" paypig doxed until you look beyond the surface. Sure he is a civil engineer in Utah and makes over 100k a year, but this is also a guy that is using his dead wife's insurance money to fund a 38 year old streamer. He paid 1k to see Phil's cat and that did not scare him off.

When someone impersonated OIC on Twitter, he was eating it up in chat. He loves the attention, he loves that he is the chat's savior and he will continue to do so until Phil has enough and he gets erradicated from the chat.

You forgot "unflinching pedophile".

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The most "normal" paypig is probably someone like Straightcuckhomie Steven Slater. Ugly fat loser that looks depressed and friendless in all his pics. Proudly boasts about wagecucking in his low-pay job. The only joy he can get out of his hard-earned shekels is gaining """"cred"""" by wasting it on Philip Burnell to look super kewl in his chat.

 

[Pargon]

The most "normal" paypig is probably someone like Straightcuckhomie Steven Slater. Ugly fat loser that looks depressed and friendless in all his pics. Proudly boasts about wagecucking in his low-pay job. The only joy he can get out of his hard-earned shekels is gaining """"cred"""" by wasting it on Philip Burnell to look super kewl in his chat.

For this reason I think "dismal life prospects" also belongs on the list. Mr. Papavera spends his free time building things for Phil in a video game for zero compensation. PlanetJeff is a widower blowing his dead wife's life insurance on DSP. CodeCastiel iirc is former enlisted military working at a fast food restaurant. None of these people have bright futures unless they manage to hop tracks quickly.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Who is the richest confirmed paypig? Is it Jeff?
There's a lot of theorizing that the big paypigs do their pigging because it's just pennies to them, but has that ever been true?

 

[TurboSwine]

Phil's long ass pre-streams just show how much he hates playing games and his "job."

It's the equivalent of coming in to the office 5 minutes late. Then spending 10 minutes getting coffee.
Then catching up with everyone for 30 minutes.
Then pooping for 15 minutes.
Then "checking" emails for 30 minutes.
Then taking 10 minutes to get water.
Then taking another 5 minute bathroom break.
Then taking 15 minutes to get all logged in and setup to work.

Hey look at that, 2 hours gone before even having to start actual work.

 

[Comma]

Phil's complete refusal to acknowledge him is indicative that he's sick of him and he genuinely wants the rest of the chat to pick up the slack.

Yeah, why pretend to like the more annoying whales when there's always one waiting in line to take the place of the previous whale once they inevitably burn out on DSP? DSP knows this, and it's clear to most people that the relationship between him and a significant paypig is based on two things:

- the amount of trolling
- the amount/frequency of money being thrown at him

If either of those becomes too much (trolling) or too little/infrequent (money), the whale is nothing to him anymore. Usually at that point the whale puts in a final attempt to get DSP's attention by upping the money-throwing and/or trolling/sneak-dissing, which then ends in an autism-fuelled implosion, after which they're never heard of again.

And then we laugh at them for spending hundreds to thousands of dollars before realizing this is how it always goes.

Next!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Phil's long ass pre-streams just show how much he hates playing games and his "job."

It's the equivalent of coming in to the office 5 minutes late. Then spending 10 minutes getting coffee.
Then catching up with everyone for 30 minutes.
Then pooping for 15 minutes.
Then "checking" emails for 30 minutes.
Then taking 10 minutes to get water.
Then taking another 5 minute bathroom break.
Then taking 15 minutes to get all logged in and setup to work.

Hey look at that, 2 hours gone before even having to start actual work.

You have to admit, he's managed to cultivate talking to idiots that don't know any better into a career. He's a fatter, dumber, uglier, yet strangely nicer Wendy Williams.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Who is the richest confirmed paypig? Is it Jeff?
There's a lot of theorizing that the big paypigs do their pigging because it's just pennies to them, but has that ever been true?

Are we talking money that's theirs or money they have access too from some outside source because if it's the latter pretty that would have been Tut who's parents are some coolies who made their bones selling microwaveable curry or if the supposed dox showed in his instagram selling luxury cars. But if it's the prior then yeah probably Jeff with the gubment job. Oh yeah what about that one kid (kid according to the pigroach anyone born five minutes after him) who got a Rolex or some shit from his parents who was going to sell it and tip Phil with that money.

 

[hector85]

He was bitching that he could still use it and didn't realize that. You know like claiming he still plays games off camera?

he does play a game off camera, its called wwe champions

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

he does play a game off camera, its called wwe champions

If he played games off camera, people would notice. It is increasingly more difficult to play games without being online on some sort of service these days. If he's right about one thing, his life is under a microscope, and they'd see him as online and in game. I promise you the concept of appear offline doesn't exist to him.