Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

To repost a question I put in the divorce thread, can Richard still afford his fabulous superlawyer?
That depends on whether he's paying for the lawyer himself, or if his mother is; and whether or not the lawyer is even charging or took the case pro bono as a favor to MommyTax.
 
That depends on whether he's paying for the lawyer himself, or if his mother is; and whether or not the lawyer is even charging or took the case pro bono as a favor to MommyTax.
No divorce attorney takes on a messy contentious divorces as a freebie for a bud. At most they might do the paperwork for a simple no-fault divorce for a friend’s kid but no way one that involves a custody fight, immigration issues, domestic violence reports, tax liens and child support/alimony issues. Someone is writing some fat checks to super lawyer to deal with Lowtax’s shitshow of a divorce.
 
According to the divorce thread, the GAL said she suspects Richard is selling his Oxy because he’s “allergic” but has an active scrip. Among other fun things.

No way is Lowtax cautious enough to be a drug dealer. He blabs about every facet of his white trash life to everyone on the internet, he definitely wouldn't be able to keep selling Oxycontin to himself.

More likely is he's just lying about being allergic to convince gullible people on Facebook that he is NOT a drug addict and he absolutely HATES having to take narcotic pain medicine.
 
No way is Lowtax cautious enough to be a drug dealer. He blabs about every facet of his white trash life to everyone on the internet, he definitely wouldn't be able to keep selling Oxycontin to himself.

More likely is he's just lying about being allergic to convince gullible people on Facebook that he is NOT a drug addict and he absolutely HATES having to take narcotic pain medicine.

I agree but it’s hilarious that he’s being challenged in a court of law on his various lies. The Outlaw is bringing the pain. If you’re allergic why do you keep refilling the scrip?
 
No way is Lowtax cautious enough to be a drug dealer. He blabs about every facet of his white trash life to everyone on the internet, he definitely wouldn't be able to keep selling Oxycontin to himself.

More likely is he's just lying about being allergic to convince gullible people on Facebook that he is NOT a drug addict and he absolutely HATES having to take narcotic pain medicine.


Yes but this is the best part if we take his statement at face value it fucks him over. He is totally an addict and thinks he can tell what ever lie he wants he doesn't get that the people in family court are wise to all kinds of bullshit. If he comes out and says no i m not dealing pills I m an addict no wait I was just lying doesn't really matter
 
No way is Lowtax cautious enough to be a drug dealer. He blabs about every facet of his white trash life to everyone on the internet, he definitely wouldn't be able to keep selling Oxycontin to himself.

No way is Lowtax not a total drug addict enough to sell his stash.

I agree but it’s hilarious that he’s being challenged in a court of law on his various lies. The Outlaw is bringing the pain. If you’re allergic why do you keep refilling the scrip?

She might even know the "allergic" shit is the utter nonsense it is and is just putting him in a situation where no matter what he says to weasel out of it, he has to admit being a liar in front of the judge, who will then know what kind of liar he is.
 
I had forgotten about the Lowtax situation for a good while and just heard what the state of things are last night when I stumbled upon Logan's interview in my suggesteds.

...God. DAMN.

I've only just begun to catch up on this thread and have a rudimentary understanding of the entire story. Then I looked at Tax Man's Patreon.

$665.

Congratulations Richard Kyanka. You now make less money than my disability checks. Welcome to my world. You have a hard road ahead of you, son. Welcome to being an unemployable cripple, a publicly known lunatic, a loner, and an irredeemable person (in your case serial abuser, in my case politics) without a dime to your name. The difference is I have a thick skin and I know how to rough it, you do not. You also have, judging from how borderline wet-brain syndrome level of fucked up you are now, a very expensive drug habit. I would say that you should use this shattering impact with rock bottom as an opportunity to check into rehab, get clean, and pick up whatever pieces you can of your life, but we all know that would just fall on deaf ears. Say goodbye to having money/insurance to doctor shop with and afford pills and cocaine, and say hello to black tar heroin and good ol' meth.

Which is really some damn sincere poetic justice considering you used my pre-dental reconstruction teeth photos to make me out to be some kind of meth head potential mass shooter/serial killer Timothy McVeigh type when you know damn well that wasn't the case. What do you think Adderal is, Tax Man? And what do you think you're going to do when you can't afford an adequate tweaker fix any other way? I can't wait until your teeth rot out of your fucking head and you can't afford to get them fixed, and everyone reacts to you like the junkie you are.

This is what happens when you make fun of my teeth, Lowtax. Karma comes right around with slippery toes and accidentally fucks you in the ass, mouth, and cunt.
 
I had forgotten about the Lowtax situation for a good while and just heard what the state of things are last night when I stumbled upon Logan's interview in my suggesteds.

...God. DAMN.

I've only just begun to catch up on this thread and have a rudimentary understanding of the entire story. Then I looked at Tax Man's Patreon.

$665.

Congratulations Richard Kyanka. You now make less money than my disability checks. Welcome to my world. You have a hard road ahead of you, son. Welcome to being an unemployable cripple, a publicly known lunatic, a loner, and an irredeemable person (in your case serial abuser, in my case politics) without a dime to your name. The difference is I have a thick skin and I know how to rough it, you do not. You also have, judging from how borderline wet-brain syndrome level of fucked up you are now, a very expensive drug habit. I would say that you should use this shattering impact with rock bottom as an opportunity to check into rehab, get clean, and pick up whatever pieces you can of your life, but we all know that would just fall on deaf ears. Say goodbye to having money/insurance to doctor shop with and afford pills and cocaine, and say hello to black tar heroin and good ol' meth.

Which is really some damn sincere poetic justice considering you used my pre-dental reconstruction teeth photos to make me out to be some kind of meth head potential mass shooter/serial killer Timothy McVeigh type when you know damn well that wasn't the case. What do you think Adderal is, Tax Man? And what do you think you're going to do when you can't afford an adequate tweaker fix any other way? I can't wait until your teeth rot out of your fucking head and you can't afford to get them fixed, and everyone reacts to you like the junkie you are.

This is what happens when you make fun of my teeth, Lowtax. Karma comes right around with slippery toes and accidentally fucks you in the ass, mouth, and cunt.

Don't you make more money cam whoring anyway?
 
Don't you make more money cam whoring anyway?
No I did not and I quit that a while ago. It is something I did only in dire situations where I couldn't afford bills and I wanted at that time to raise money for my dental reconstruction (which thankfully now has been taken care of).

Also, @Mormon BPD Cokewhore I extend the same invitation to you I did earlier today about reaching out if you ever need someone to vent to about Lowtax with (I have some funny stories), or talk trauma with as I am no stranger to it. You're 26. You'll bounce back from this. Lowtax won't. And you know whose fault that is? His. I have never seen a man who was a more ardent architect of his own demise. He squandered every opportunity he ever had. He literally struck oil with SA and was granted the embodiment of the American Dream, had a beautiful family, and managed every single time to find a new way to piss it all away. So if the thought enters your head that you ruined Lowtax's life, trust me, he's been nailing himself into his own coffin for a solid decade and you just happened to be the last one. And if it wasn't you, it would have been someone else.

And speaking of doing things you're not proud of in desperate financial situations, once Lowtax manages to burn through whatever money he's able to salvage out of SA, I wonder how long it'll be until he's sucking dick behind a Casey's for black tar heroin. Here's a vision of Lowtax's future:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZYrITk6oNM
 
No I did not and I quit that a while ago. It is something I did only in dire situations where I couldn't afford bills and I wanted at that time to raise money for my dental reconstruction (which thankfully now has been taken care of).

Also, @Mormon BPD Cokewhore I extend the same invitation to you I did earlier today about reaching out if you ever need someone to vent to about Lowtax with (I have some funny stories), or talk trauma with as I am no stranger to it. You're 26. You'll bounce back from this. Lowtax won't. And you know whose fault that is? His. I have never seen a man who was a more ardent architect of his own demise. He squandered every opportunity he ever had. He literally struck oil with SA and was granted the embodiment of the American Dream, had a beautiful family, and managed every single time to find a new way to piss it all away. So if the thought enters your head that you ruined Lowtax's life, trust me, he's been nailing himself into his own coffin for a solid decade and you just happened to be the last one. And if it wasn't you, it would have been someone else.

And speaking of doing things you're not proud of in desperate financial situations, once Lowtax manages to burn through whatever money he's able to salvage out of SA, I wonder how long it'll be until he's sucking dick behind a Casey's for black tar heroin. Here's a vision of Lowtax's future:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZYrITk6oNM


Gotcha, didn't know you quit but glad you were able to meet you goals. I always joke to my wife that if we ever get into really dire straits, it's time for her to sell feet pics on OnlyFans. I did always feel it was super shitty of Dickard to try to worm his way into your pants and then make fun of your teeth, especially since he knows about your mental health.

That being said, let's be realistic; barring Lowtax going to jail, he will never have to resort to any desperate measures. Life is not fair nor a fairy tale and his parents will take care of him until they shuffle off this mortal coil. The jury is out though on if his lifestyle causes him to go out before they do.
 
Gotcha, didn't know you quit but glad you were able to meet you goals. I always joke to my wife that if we ever get into really dire straits, it's time for her to sell feet pics on OnlyFans. I did always feel it was super shitty of Dickard to try to worm his way into your pants and then make fun of your teeth, especially since he knows about your mental health.

That being said, let's be realistic; barring Lowtax going to jail, he will never have to resort to any desperate measures. Life is not fair nor a fairy tale and his parents will take care of him until they shuffle off this mortal coil. The jury is out though on if his lifestyle causes him to go out before they do.
He's going to be just as fucked though if the terms of his parents bankrolling him are 'You are going to get the fuck clean so we can see our goddamn grandkids.'
 
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He's going to be just as fucked though if the terms of his parents bankrolling him are 'You are going to get the fuck clean so we can see our goddamn grandkids.'

I feel this isn't likely to happen because I think Momtax would have made a point of it before now. There's no way she could have missed how her son lives for all these years.
 
I feel this isn't likely to happen because I think Momtax would have made a point of it before now. There's no way she could have missed how her son lives for all these years.

Again a fucking DA a woman with a law degree thought she could just revoke her support of Ashli and have her deported.

She shoulda know the best thing to do was file the correct paper work. for the visa.

She and rich wanted to have leverage over her.

momtax bailed ashili out of a fucking ICE detention center just so she could watch the kid.
 
I had forgotten about the Lowtax situation for a good while and just heard what the state of things are last night when I stumbled upon Logan's interview in my suggesteds.

...God. DAMN.

I've only just begun to catch up on this thread and have a rudimentary understanding of the entire story. Then I looked at Tax Man's Patreon.

$665.

Congratulations Richard Kyanka. You now make less money than my disability checks. Welcome to my world. You have a hard road ahead of you, son. Welcome to being an unemployable cripple, a publicly known lunatic, a loner, and an irredeemable person (in your case serial abuser, in my case politics) without a dime to your name. The difference is I have a thick skin and I know how to rough it, you do not. You also have, judging from how borderline wet-brain syndrome level of fucked up you are now, a very expensive drug habit. I would say that you should use this shattering impact with rock bottom as an opportunity to check into rehab, get clean, and pick up whatever pieces you can of your life, but we all know that would just fall on deaf ears. Say goodbye to having money/insurance to doctor shop with and afford pills and cocaine, and say hello to black tar heroin and good ol' meth.

Which is really some damn sincere poetic justice considering you used my pre-dental reconstruction teeth photos to make me out to be some kind of meth head potential mass shooter/serial killer Timothy McVeigh type when you know damn well that wasn't the case. What do you think Adderal is, Tax Man? And what do you think you're going to do when you can't afford an adequate tweaker fix any other way? I can't wait until your teeth rot out of your fucking head and you can't afford to get them fixed, and everyone reacts to you like the junkie you are.

This is what happens when you make fun of my teeth, Lowtax. Karma comes right around with slippery toes and accidentally fucks you in the ass, mouth, and cunt.

For some extra lulz, you should check out the last couple of pages in this thread.

 
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