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fuzzyrodent85 said:
Why do these people care so much about this? A "hex" for them is just mixing period blood and salt in a jar. It's really not that important.
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Simple. Three reasons:
1) The "You can't tell me what to do! Everything is valid uwu" ideology of witchblr. Part of the appeal of this "ideology" is that you can make up whatever you want and nobody will call you on it because all practices are legitimate your craft is yours uwu. So when someone tells them they're wrong it doesn't work like that they feel the need to insert how valid they are.
2) On the other side there is the "Its real and valid!" part. If magic is real and every spell you make has real effects, then hurting people with magic would be unethical. So they have to pretend like a threat to curse is a serious threat like anything else, because magic is totally super real.
3) Power. Curses are basically revenge fantasies for edgy tumbrl kids (with the larger "you are a magical goddess!" thing being a power fantasy in general). Then the second group comes along and says "Your revenge fantasies are dumb" and they have to go and defend how totally legit they are because they're hurt so bad and the people they're cursing totally deserve it so its OK.
 
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Guys we missed witch drama!
Apparently there is/was a blog called this-isnt-magic and while feels were injured it doesn't appear to be very active anymore.

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NoReturn said:
That's a man, Maury!
OK, what is it with "these types" and deer? Genuinely curious.
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Bc they’re peak innocence, cuteness and mystical.

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Is this that shitting on the toilet video from like 10 years ago?
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I’m just in love with the photography in this one.
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And the bears, and the serial killers, and the parasites
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Something tells me they’ve fucked a bug and I pray they didn’t fuck one
 
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Screenshot_20200825-151525.pngScreenshot_20200825-151533.pngScreenshot_20200825-151540.pngScreenshot_20200825-151547.png "I have a long, long line of witches in my family" In other words, "My lineage should have been destroyed in the 1600s."
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Screenshot_20200825-193411.png I guess NoReturn's theory is officially proved right.
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
View attachment 1548983View attachment 1548984 I wonder how many times she had astral sex with Thor.
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The picture looks like it was taken mid-transformation of her hand turning into ham.
You said "she", so I'm guessing she's bisexual. A bisexual cuckold...in love with a Norse god via acorn. Her utter awe at the realization she could wear two things on the same necklace and her "my girlfriend's wife " line (that's gotta be the next "my wife's son") is killing me.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
View attachment 1544342View attachment 1544344View attachment 1544346 Isn't this cultural appropriation or something?
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Does this stem from Apollo being called "golden"? Kind of like how olive skin somehow now equals POC. Yeah I get it, he's not real so we can imagine him however we want. :P

Fair skin usually means white though. I don't know how dark or light the average ancient Greek was. I assume that it varied just as much as many other regions could.

Sure he could change his appearance (or sex. they did that too). Hell, we can have non-binary autisexual translesbian Apollo. In a wheelchair. Why not. :biggrin:

verygayFrogs said:
No he’s got to be a verse, he disguised himself as a swan to get ass.
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So he's a furfag. And Loki is a brony. Mythological gods are the perfect degenerates for modern degenerates.
 
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Screenshot_20200828-131739.png If you can control the weather, then why is climate change still a huge problem?! The polar bears are going to die a slow, painful death and it's all your fault!
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
View attachment 1554154View attachment 1554155View attachment 1554156View attachment 1554157 I wonder what distinguishes an "open practice" from a "closed practice" like, voodoo and smudging is a no no, but worshipping Aphrodite is okay? That doesn't make any sense.
View attachment 1554163View attachment 1554164View attachment 1554169View attachment 1554170View attachment 1554171View attachment 1554172View attachment 1554174 DON'T PUT YOUR CUM ON A CANDLE!!!!!
View attachment 1554186 If you can control the weather, then why is climate change still a huge problem?! The polar bears are all going to die and it's completely your fault!
View attachment 1554190View attachment 1554191 I don't respect you lol.
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I see tumblr is still maintaining the “white people bad” slogan they had since 2013.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
View attachment 1554154View attachment 1554155View attachment 1554156View attachment 1554157 I wonder what distinguishes an "open practice" from a "closed practice" like, voodoo and smudging is a no no, but worshipping Aphrodite is okay? That doesn't make any sense.
View attachment 1554163View attachment 1554164View attachment 1554169View attachment 1554170View attachment 1554171View attachment 1554172View attachment 1554174 DON'T PUT YOUR CUM ON A CANDLE!!!!!
View attachment 1554186 If you can control the weather, then why is climate change still a huge problem?! The polar bears are all going to die and it's completely your fault!
View attachment 1554190View attachment 1554191 I don't respect you lol.
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2 and 3 broke.
 
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