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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
He could still become the absolutely soy-soaked version of Russell Phagan if he keeps fattening up.

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Silly Kevie, there already is a perfectly perfect name for that phenomenon: autogynephilia.
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yes, I mceant Greer. I had a brain fart on his last name. then the jejidiwjnwkwk posts he does could actually be accurate spellings
 
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Legoshi said:
" Polyam Pan Lesbian" How can someone be poly and Lesbian? That's like saying "Reptilian mammal".
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For real though. I was informed "he/him lesbians" were a legitimate thing when any kind of homosexuality was frowned upon everywhere. Then came the crappy "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" joke which troons mistook for a real concept, so "pan" and "bi" lesbians were a natural development from there. Poly is probably the newest shit, since many of these ugly troons LARP as polyamorous femme fatales.

Troonacy.
 
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DopeaddictKitten said:
I literally can't get over this tiny ass chicken coop. First of all, the comment about getting them through the winter, I thought that was you being sarcastic but no the fuckin tard himself typed that out honestly believing it.

I'm just :stress:
and I don't even know shit about raising chickens?? Not even mentioning how small it is for 50 chickens that grow fast, my first thought is I know is my bird starts sneezing and shivering if the room temp goes slightly below normal. So how the fuck is one single thin sheet of wood on each side going to insulate the box and keep them warm all winter? Surely, that isn't enough?

Someone with more chicken knowledge wanna chime in? Cause for the poor bird's sake I honestly hope I'm wrong.
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I’m a backyard chicken keeper. That coop looks suitable for maybe 4 Large birds? Definitely not 50.
 
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Sinners Sandwich said:
I also love how Kevins troon buddies are giving useless & dangerous advice.

"Use an inflatable toy!1"

"This issue can be fixed!1"

How do they know?? They know jack shit and they don't care about the consequences.
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Because they're men. They don't want to share their feelings, they want to fix the problem, and they don't need a stinkditch instruction manual to tell them how to do it. If it's stuck shut then just stick a crowbar in there and force it open. Problem solved!
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
"CONSOOM!!!!!":
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Ah jizz, an evermore distant echo from a bygone past. His final wank before surgery was surely the last time Kev will ever see jizz. Mr Isosceles sure as shit didn't shoot and there doesn't appear to be anyone else lining up for the ride. Perhaps Poor Old Modeview could send him a vial by post just so he doesn't end up with jizz being one of those memories that's really a memory of a memory once you actually think about it.
 
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Quiet Dignity said:
Ah jizz, an evermore distant echo from a bygone past. His final wank before surgery was surely the last time Kev will ever see jizz. Mr Isosceles sure as shit didn't shoot and there doesn't appear to be anyone else lining up for the ride. Perhaps Poor Old Modeview could send him a vial by post just so he doesn't end up with jizz being one of those memories that's really a memory of a memory once you actually think about it.
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Nice of you to assume Thirsty Faggot Humpty-Dumpty could ever hope to find his self-described micro dick beneath all those fat folds. Or that anyone could ever get hard without ODing on viagra after laying their eyes upon KevKev's beautiful features and tantalizing body.

Edit: re-wording.
 
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Quiet Dignity said:
Ah jizz, an evermore distant echo from a bygone past. His final wank before surgery was surely the last time Kev will ever see jizz. Mr Isosceles sure as shit didn't shoot and there doesn't appear to be anyone else lining up for the ride. Perhaps Poor Old Modeview could send him a vial by post just so he doesn't end up with jizz being one of those memories that's really a memory of a memory once you actually think about it.
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Poor old Mode_View might struggle there :(
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Ooop, Reyna has entered the fray
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Gah. Mode_view. I do feel sorry for you, but c'mon man, you're being groooomed :cryblood:
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Liked by Mode_View but is evergreen troon:

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No shit.
 
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