Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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Dynastia said:
I guess this might be a little too much powerlevelling but when I was 8 years old Joseph Kony made me kill and eat my own parents and then join his militia of coked-up child soldiers. Then I got sexually trafficked to Australia and spent my entire childhood in Fritzl's rape dungeon getting effed in the a, at which point I was diagnosed with AIDS and cancer and abandoned in the gutters. I finally emerged a man, who sometimes got called by the wrong pronouns and told to clean my room and now I want to tell all you guys about how much better my backstory is than Stray Sheep's because I'm too autistic to find a more appropriate place to vent.
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That would explain a lot of what you do, tbh.
 
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Stray Sheep said:
Why are you using words that are actually extemely harmful and then telling me what to do. Why does the condition of my room effect you. I've done what I need to for the day and I'm taking a break to make sure you guys don't say shit to my parents that will make me lose my home.
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Words only hurt if you allow them to hurt. In other words: stop acting like a fucking child and grow the fuck up.

It AFFECTS me because I'm a parent and if my son were to be a lazy little shit like you and show me the kind of disrespect you show your parents I'd spank him until he couldn't walk straight and he'd be grounded, gulag style.

Seriously, you're damn near twenty years old and you act less mature than my six year old. Your mom and dad give you a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your stomach, and kept you safe and healthy for over nineteen fucking years. The least you can do is keep your fucking room clean. You're a spoiled, entitled little cunt smear and you're ungrateful for everything your parents have done.

You deserve to be kicked out. You're a burden on your parents and it's time to act your age and support yourself.
 
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Creamy Mami said:
To clarify, I ""dated"" her as a curious 12 year old when she was 16. I'm about to be 18 here soon.
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I haven't read the rest of the thread to figure out whether this has been pointed out yet but the timelines don't match on this. According to @Creamy Mami it would have been 5 years since they dated.

12+5=17

Catherine claims to be 19.

16+5 does not equal 19.
 
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amadeus said:
If your intention was to make me vomit from laughter, you've won this round.
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haha yeeees vomit inducing laughter is what I always want
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There's not enough ranch.
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I didn't fucking check back at this shit until now, and I'm extremely overwhelmed. Can I get a quick recap for myself and others not caught up?
 
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skeletonfucker said:
I didn't fucking check back at this shit until now, and I'm extremely overwhelmed. Can I get a quick recap for myself and others not caught up?
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Long story short:
  • Catherine spent the entire day threatening to commit suicide by various methods (jumping into traffic, pills, hanging, starvation) and was foiled at every turn (traffic too slow, only pills available Aleve and fish oil, no rope/can't tie a noose, gave up and ordered wings from Pizza Hut)..
  • Catherine's constant liveblogging of GONNA KILL MYSELF ANY MINUTE cry-typing caused her to overwhelm the 300-post-a-day limit of her main blog and forced her to start posting on a sideblog.
  • Someone found her mom's Facebook and sent her links to this insanity, causing Catherine to show up here and melt down..
  • Apparently Catherine lied to her dad about why she left the Navy and is now sure she's going to be kicked out of the house?
  • Catherine writes mediocre fanfic and draws worse fanart. Nobody is surprised.
 
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Lurkingjay said:
Long story short:
  • Catherine spent the entire day threatening to commit suicide by various methods (jumping into traffic, pills, hanging, starvation) and was foiled at every turn (traffic too slow, only pills available Aleve and fish oil, no rope/can't tie a noose, gave up and ordered wings from Pizza Hut)..
  • Catherine's constant liveblogging of GONNA KILL MYSELF ANY MINUTE cry-typing caused her to overwhelm the 300-post-a-day limit of her main blog and forced her to start posting on a sideblog.
  • Someone found her mom's Facebook and sent her links to this insanity, causing Catherine to show up here and melt down..
  • Apparently Catherine lied to her dad about why she left the Navy and is now sure she's going to be kicked out of the house?
  • Catherine writes mediocre fanfic and draws worse fanart. Nobody is surprised.
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I did not catch the being kicked out part
I hope that independent living forces her to stop being a tumblrina
 
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Lurkingjay said:
Long story short:
  • Catherine spent the entire day threatening to commit suicide by various methods (jumping into traffic, pills, hanging, starvation) and was foiled at every turn (traffic too slow, only pills available Aleve and fish oil, no rope/can't tie a noose, gave up and ordered wings from Pizza Hut)..
  • Catherine's constant liveblogging of GONNA KILL MYSELF ANY MINUTE cry-typing caused her to overwhelm the 300-post-a-day limit of her main blog and forced her to start posting on a sideblog.
  • Someone found her mom's Facebook and sent her links to this insanity, causing Catherine to show up here and melt down..
  • Apparently Catherine lied to her dad about why she left the Navy and is now sure she's going to be kicked out of the house?
  • Catherine writes mediocre fanfic and draws worse fanart. Nobody is surprised.
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Thanks a shitton man.
She fucking sucks at suicide and can't even give up food for too long lmao.
 
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