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In my opinion we're not here to give people attention. We're here to take notice, report, archive, discuss, point and laugh.

If you're going to actively ignore stuff like this just because some sad, attention-deprived individual gets a boner from reading what a dumbass they're being, the content (of the thread/forums) and the accuracy will suffer in the end. This is not a competition on who deserves attention or not.


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DSP just "warned" OnlyIcedCoffee about people sending him (DSP) information about "you saying negative things about me", but since OnlyIcedCoffee is being such a positive force during the streams because he's contributing so much (yes, he actually described it like this), DSP doesn't mind him being around and doesn't complain.

Clip, taken from DarkDave's Mirror stream:

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I'll translate it for you: "I don't care if you troll me while giving me hundreds of dollars per month, but if you keep trolling once you stop emptying your wallet, you're out."
lol. If you didn't care you wouldn't have even mention it Phailbert. And you absolutely 'stalk' your followers.
 
I'm not sure I really understand the point Phil is trying to make with that.

If he wanted this to be a veiled threat, why say he doesn't care about this all ? We know that's a lie, but especially a lie should have a purpose, though compulsive liars are a thing and Phil likely is one, but in this case he'd very much be destroying his narrative.

If he wanted this to be about OnlyIcedCoffee's own safety (Probably not genuinely, but as some pat on the head to make sure his whale feels loved and doesn't run away), why make it sound ominous with words such as "forewarning" and accentuate the part about them simply sending screenshots of what he said publicly instead of something actually threatening in any way ? Phil exaggerates the "harassment" he gets so much you'd think he'd do it for IcedCoffee if it was his goal.

My bet would be that Phil is trying to play both sides, where he wants OnlyIcedCoffee to stop saying what he does, and especially not go any further in detractor territory, because at some point he will have to put his foot down, but he doesn't want that because IcedCoffee is his little whale, yet at the same time isn't ready to actually sound confrontational or even just negative about it because that would push IceCoffee away, so he makes a threat but neuters it at the same time.
Sales pitch: OIC is Kat
 
I know LSP's sources. Massive grain of salt. It does sound plausible, however.

Edit: This would also confirm the theory I had about him talking to his paypigs via emails. I said as much during his Jasper reveal stream where Mr. ANDERSON tipped 1,000$.
I bet those email conversations are very one sided until the alure of shekels get brought up.

"Hey, Phill. Great stream yesterday!"
"...."
"See that you are playing X it seems pretty cool"
"...."
"Sorry I could't tip yesterday, but imma come on stream today and tip 20$ to make sure we hit that vest goal"
"Yeah, man *snort* looking forward to see you on todays stream, its gonna be chill"
"Yeah! Have you tried Y yet? it looks really cool"
"...."
"I think i'm gonna get it tomorrow, what do you think?
"....."
"Anyway, I see you later on the stream!"

The role of Phill was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, and OIC played by actual IRL cuck Will Smith.
 
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I bet those email conversations are very one sided until the alure of shekels get brought up.

"Hey, Phill. Great stream yesterday!"
"...."
"See that you are playing X it seems pretty cool"
"...."
"Sorry I could't tip yesterday, but imma come on stream today and tip 20$ to make sure we hit that vest goal"
"Yeah, man *snort* looking forward to see you on todays stream, its gonna be chill"
"Yeah! Have you tried Y yet? it looks really cool"
"...."
"I think i'm gonna get it tomorrow, what do you think?
"....."
"Anyway, I see you later on the stream!"

The role of Phill was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, and OIC played by actual IRL cuck Will Smith.
If OIC really wanted to troll, he should set up to be the whale that answers the call.

And then not show up.

And when Phil takes a break to send a panicked "WHERE ARE YOU?! WE HAD A DEAL!!!!" he should reply with oh shit, I fell asleep, sorry. Be there in 5.

And then don't show up.

And then the real Phil comes out and he takes an impromptu 30 minute break when he is 30 minutes into overtime to send out a desperate mass email to all the whales.

Just saying...
 
If OIC really wanted to troll, he should set up to be the whale that answers the call.

And then not show up.

And when Phil takes a break to send a panicked "WHERE ARE YOU?! WE HAD A DEAL!!!!" he should reply with oh shit, I fell asleep, sorry. Be there in 5.

And then don't show up.

And then the real Phil comes out and he takes an impromptu 30 minute break when he is 30 minutes into overtime to send out a desperate mass email to all the whales.

Just saying...
Knowing how pathetic his paypigs are they are just gonna say sorry after the stream and then tip behind the scene.

The smugness from Phill the next day will blanket all of Renton.
 
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Knowing how pathetic his paypigs are they are just gonna say sorry after the stream and then tip behind the scene.

The smugness from Phill the next day will blanket all of Renton.
Of course he will get the money, somehow, some way.

But the point is, he would be beaten at his own game, on stream, using his own rules.

And the cult would get a jolt seeing Phil act like what he really is, and not this facade he's been putting on the last six months. Most would go back to sleep, but maybe, just maybe, one or two wake up.
 
I only got to see the first half of the stream, but day 1 of Tell Me Why is everything I was expecting. Phil constantly shifting between woke and sensitive about the game's subject matter. Incessant commentary about every little action and line of dialogue. A general disinterest in reading side content (to the point he brute forced the first major puzzle in frustration).

I probably fell for the marketing scheme though. Phil's likely playing this game in hopes of milking drama just like with Life is Strange 2. I've also noticed how much dopamine rushes through his piggy brain when predicting the most basic plot beats (something that Don't Nod seems to offer in their games, from what little I know).
 
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