Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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That fucking table is cracking me up. Even the fucking table in the background behind him got a booster box, what the fuck lmao
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Why are they doing it like this? Could they not achieve the same effect by changing the height and angle of the equipment? Did they want Biden to look like he's sitting on the Cuck Stool on purpose?
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Where'd you find this?
Even with all that Ukraine money, they couldn't even get the poor guy a decent desk.
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It is like..they are putting a baby in a high chair.
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They are trying to make him look taller. If they changed the angle of equipment he would still look smaller due to the reference of the bookshelf, etc in the background.
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Plus, he's less likely to wander off in the middle of a sentence if he can't reach the floor.
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But as his legs dangle, he might think about his time as a lifeguard and drift off into another story about the time Corn Pop shaved his leg hairs with a three meter straight razor.
(His dad later took him aside and told him that it's okay if the razor is straight as long as he loves his boyfriend)
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Hopefully, that mirror has the seal of vice president on it?
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It's not worth sharing anything that can link your account here with other accounts you have elsewhere. It might not bite you in the ass right now, but the internet lasts forever.
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It's funny they're doing that though because he's apparently around 5'10" or somewhere thereabouts, when he was younger he was 6 ft but apparently his height declined as got older but even at 5'10" he's not a manlet. Trump is 6'3" though so I guess they figure they have to make Joe look taller like he was in his prime to stand up to Trump but if their debates are in person it'll be easy to notice that Biden's not as tall as he used to be.
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No because it fills the Ahead spots with useless cunts who are only good for opening their mouths and swallowing jizz.
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"This" is how it's ALWAYS been done.
"This" is the kind of camera tricks the media has played for decades, and learned to do it so well it's second nature to them to set up the gear this way without thinking.
"This" is what every candidate looks like behind the camera when making their ads.
And, "This" is the reason everyone in the establishment hates Trump for walking up on stage and turning off his teleprompter by pushing it over, that kind of "Just go out there" shouldn't work! He didn't even prep himself! And it's because they're jealous THEY can't do it.
They aren't genuine enough to speak from the cuff, and they aren't confident enough in themselves to dare present the "raw" version of them that just rolled out of bed.
We, the public? We're tired of plastic manufactured candidates. Because in the age of internet where photos of the photoshoot get leaked an disseminate as fast as the "preferred" image, and the empty promises can be instantly fact-checked by independent sources, candidates who did it the "old fashioned" way with a team of studio-photographers and speechwriters can't survive. Trump embraces, for better or worse, the fact you don't need the apparatus of media-fluffing anymore, while Biden, partly due to health and partly due to tradition and deference to "the machine" is hooked on it like a drug and couldn't stop if he wanted to.
The march of technology has left the Democrats behind because they never thought they'd have to change, they owned the media, ergo they owned the narrative and the message, and they got big-time complacent, to the point they think they can win with a candidate who has visible mental problems.
They are still using 90's strategies of standing on a riser in front of a flag, or strategic celebrity-talk-show appearances to win on charisma over policy, and it doesn't work
Because, well, Trump the camwhore President is streaming his twerking right from his bedroom to your computer while old Joe is posing for centerfold shots.
Yeah, they look better because they're "professionally done" , but in an era of instant delivery and get-to-the-good-part, his "Pay $5 for a copy next month and wade through 30-pages of tangentially-related to get to the naked chick" style is as obsolete as old Playboy magazines when Trump is saying "Follow me live on Preztwerks.com, nightly shows, donations welcome!"
They don't know why "the way it's always worked" doesn't work anymore, by and large. The crash of the Hillary campaign in 2016 was such a shock, they still aren't over it. How could 99.9% of Hollywood saying "vote for X" not have an effect?!
And if they have wrapped thier brains around the fact the old approach was obsolete, they can't do better because they're too out of touch to know how to set up a webcam without fucking it up.
Which is why the DNC streams are such unpolished garbage, and Joe can't find the camera some times. "Where's the big thingy I look at? Why would I look at the top of a screen? What camera? I don't see one.... what? That piddly' little thing that looks like my Ritalin bottle? Ha! That aint' no camera! You tryin' to trick ol' Joe like Corn Pop or something? What do you mean be quiet because we were "livestreaming"? I don't go fishing...."
They are cargo-cult tier in understanding the internet while Trump thrives in his "natural" element.
They also don't understand they don't own the internet, despite their buddies in Silicon Valley telling them over and over they do.... so there's no way to bury the gaffes without leaving a bigger gaffe behind when there's obvious holes in your activity timeline because you DFE'd.
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Nah, Biden totally jacked that shit before Obama could get to it.
I mean I probably would have done the same. Nice mirror.
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Wtf I want Biden to refuse to debate Trump now?
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If he did it in his normal Trump stage event way, that would look farcical.
But if he did it with the proper troll writers, like the guys who did his videos, that could work. He'd need a dynamic production team, who could cut to a close up of the Biden cardboard stand-in, and play a soundboard of clips from past Biden speeches and interviews. It would need to be carefully staged to make a killer impact, because it would be the methodical destruction of an opposing candidate.
The problem is Trump is a TV reality star, he likes to ramble a bit, hit his grievance points, and mug for the camera. When you script him, he puts on the low energy "Presidential voice" you heard for most of his convention acceptance speech, or at the Mt Rushmore event on July 4th.
I don't think he's incapable of pulling it off, but you'd need to prepare and get him into the right mindset. He can definitely do half scripted half unscripted; this is the guy who was in the WWE, and on one night before he went into the ring he agreed to take a Stone Cold Stunner from Steve Austin, with only 5 minutes preparation. And they pulled it off just fine.
(Reminder that Clint Eastwood harangued an empty chair at the 2012 convention, and he didn't pull it off. The performance does have risks.)
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While it doesn't invalidate your point, I feel I have to disagree with it being pulled off "just fine". Trump's taking of the stunner is generally considered to be perhaps the worst of all time. Surpassed in it's awefulnesd perhaps only by the owner of WWE himself Vince McMann.
That's the concensus since long before 2016, so it's not just TDS speaking.
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That's just because Donald Trump was acting and it wasn't happening for real like it was with the actual wrestlers.While it doesn't invalidate your point, I feel I have to disagree with it being pulled off "just fine". Trump's taking of the stunner is generally considered to be perhaps the worst of all time. Surpassed in it's awefulnesd perhaps only by the owner of WWE himself Vince McMann.
That's the concensus since long before 2016, so it's not just TDS speaking.
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