Culture Celebrity News General - Stuck-up asshole XYZ did/says ABC, and wow, is that important

Scarlett Johansson · Aug 29, 2020

Vaclav said:
I gotta ask... did he really die of cancer? Joe Paterno suddenly died of lung cancer just days after getting fired from Penn State when their pedo scandal blew up. Neither of them showed signs of such a serious health problem. Maybe he was skinnier lately but colon cancer is a serious killer, could he really have pulled off the Black Panther performance while he was in treatment for it?

The timing of this seems suspect. Can't help but wonder if he was expected to make some public statement about the riots or the election and someone wanted to shut him up.

Retard. Yeah like ppl just hit the expire button when they are done

Fagnacious D · Aug 29, 2020

jellycar said:
Retard. Yeah like ppl just hit the expire button when they are done

I wish I could hit the expire button.

Secret Asshole · Aug 29, 2020

Vaclav said:
I gotta ask... did he really die of cancer? Joe Paterno suddenly died of lung cancer just days after getting fired from Penn State when their pedo scandal blew up. Neither of them showed signs of such a serious health problem. Maybe he was skinnier lately but colon cancer is a serious killer, could he really have pulled off the Black Panther performance while he was in treatment for it?

The timing of this seems suspect. Can't help but wonder if he was expected to make some public statement about the riots or the election and someone wanted to shut him up.

I hate to break it to you, but life isn't fair. You can win the lottery and the next day die from an anyerusim because you popped it straining too hard taking a shit. Some people die young. Some people have it coded in their genes to be more susceptible to certain cancers, so it amplifies the chance of getting cancer. By the way, you can eat right, exercise, detox your body, live in the country, never smoke and you can still get lung cancer because your genes tell you to.

I'll tell you the secret of why some people can eat carbonized bacon, smoke cigars, chug bottles of whiskey, eat fast food and die at 95 with no cancer to Chadwick Boseman who probably kept healthy and got cancer anyway: Luck. Luck is the biggest factor in getting cancer. Lucky to not get it. Lucky to notice it in time. Lucky the treatment works.

Our bodies are terribly designed pieces of shit, Frankenstein creations from millions of years of evolution. Eventually, all of us have to face our own mortality. How frail our bodies are. How brilliant people can be struck down at a young age and terrible assholes live forever. There's a reason the gnostics thought this world was hell, lead by a blind, mad God. Because the rules written in it aren't even the least bit fair.

Vaclav · Aug 29, 2020

Secret Asshole said:
I hate to break it to you, but life isn't fair. You can win the lottery and the next day die from an anyerusim because you popped it straining too hard taking a shit. Some people die young. Some people have it coded in their genes to be more susceptible to certain cancers, so it amplifies the chance of getting cancer. By the way, you can eat right, exercise, detox your body, live in the country, never smoke and you can still get lung cancer because your genes tell you to.

I'm aware, what seems strange to me is the suddenness, with both him and Paterno. The article says he was in treatment for four years, how did he play Black Panther during that time? My understanding of colon cancer is that it's aggressive and you have to nuke it with chemo and surgery if you want any chance, no way could he do a demanding physical movie performance while dealing with that.

Paterno was old but no news source ever mentioned him having cancer, he gave an interview in his house a few days before dying where he seemed normal.

melcarba99 · Aug 29, 2020

RIP. I know some people get angry when people get sad when a celebrity passes away, but of course its going to hurt when someone who helped create something that gave you hapiness or inspired you passes away. I never saw any of his movies, but its always sad when someone that young passes away from cancer. I remember when Adam West passed away. I felt really sad, I loved the Camp Crusader, and that DC was finally giving him his dues, of course, Adam West was really old, but it always hurt.

ZXO · Aug 29, 2020

I think he held his dignity through it all. Rest in peace.

Lone Outsider · Aug 29, 2020

What little issues I did have with him when he talks about left wing politics like most of the hollywood clowns do means little to the respect that I have towards him and his skills combined with the fact that he did all of this while he had cancer, never making a fuss about it. That's some Raul Julia levels of dedication right there.

hairy richards · Aug 29, 2020

he gots da butt canca... lol... no loss. move on.

Ahriman · Aug 29, 2020

https://twitter.com/Evulart/status/965427129562423298

We can finally cast a white actor now!

Looney Troons · Aug 29, 2020

He was 43? Wow. Totally had me fooled. Cancer sucks. Sorry for his passing.

c-no · Aug 29, 2020

Looney Troons said:
He was 43? Wow. Totally had me fooled. Cancer sucks. Sorry for his passing.

From the pictures one would see of him, he looked rather young for his age since he looked like he'd be early thirties. That said, much as I never saw any of his films, RIP to him since it's horrible to die to cancer.

wtfNeedSignUp · Aug 29, 2020

I wonder how much the mouse knew about this one. It was already too late to recast him due to appearing in Civil War, but he wouldn't be so hyped if the producers knew he is going to kick the bucket.
Anyways, looking forward for a cynical use of his death by politicians and celebrities, because Superhero films with few individuals imposing the morality on everyone else is very much the culture of the left.

frozenrunner · Aug 29, 2020

Poor guy. At least he had a huge hit film under his belt and, I'm sure, left his family pretty financially comfortable.

R.I.P.

Titos · Aug 29, 2020

Sucks for him but capeshit is gay.

Brittnay Matthews · Aug 29, 2020

He was filming while battling stage 3 cancer.
Love him or hate him but that's something I can respect.
rest in peace.

Southern Belle · Aug 29, 2020

Well that's one way to get out of a Disney contract.

Exigent Circumcisions · Aug 29, 2020

So this, basically?

L50LasPak · Aug 29, 2020

I care little for The Black Panther or the MCU, but this is actually rather unfortunate. No matter how distant you are from something its still shocking to see someone just get their legs cut out from under them like that. For the record though despite being bored throughout it I thought he was the best part of the movie. He seemed to actually give a shit about his performance and take it seriously,. I suppose we know why now.

Übertroon · Aug 29, 2020

Marvel gives me cancer too

Slimy Time · Aug 29, 2020

Guy was fit for BP in spite of having serious cancer. That's something I can respect.
What I won't is the Kangs who are going to come out in full force and shill his movie and "Wakanda forever".

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