Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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skeletonfucker said:
I didn't fucking check back at this shit until now, and I'm extremely overwhelmed. Can I get a quick recap for myself and others not caught up?
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Oh yeah and her real life name is Kayla. The discovery of this is what caused her to threaten suicide several times in the first place...but only after getting off of work. This also explains that big banner at the bottom of this thread's pages.

And this whole time Kayla's supposed lover and fellow lolcow Springtrapp/cha1nshipping/ @Lawrencegordxn /Rose apparently never gave a fuck because she never replied to any of Kayla's hundreds of crypostings.
 
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amadeus said:
Found it. Enjoy.

Edit: Her AO3 account, I mean. So much for that popularity.
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He pulls away from her breasts just long enough to take of his scarf and his shirt before Vriska pulls him towards her. She rubs her breasts against his body and moans his name slowly in his ear, and Eridan shudders and grinds against her knee again. “You need some help there, babe~?” Vriska whipsers, her hand dipping in his pants before he can answer. A sharp gasp escapes Eridan as she begins palming at his boxers, Vriska simply grins and chuckles tauntingly. “So hard already, what am I going to do with you~?
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Amazing, she even added the ~
 
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Legit question: is it possible for Kayla to get into legal trouble for lying about serving in the military if it turns out she didn't?
 
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Alex Krycek said:
You can do this in literally any Southern State (even some Northern States like Indiana, Ohio, Vermont, and the Northwest), there's a store that sells flags somewhere in Alief that I went by, some of which are Confederate Flags, you can also buy flags of South Viet Nam, Lebanon, Honduras and other places. Interesting thing - the guy who owns the shop is an Armenian and even a Turkish flag is available for purchase. We're a very diverse city, according to one of my coworkers, we're more diverse than New York. Have you never been to Little Sai Gon in Alief? Besides Westminister, California it has the most Vietnamese outside Viet Nam in the entire world.
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I'm in fucking Canada and you can stop by any flag store and get one. It's a flag store, not a moral guidelines store, they sell flags.
 
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SolidusChris said:
Legit question: is it possible for Kayla to get into legal trouble for lying about serving in the military if it turns out she didn't?
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Only if it's part of a fraud where she makes money or something of value from it. The Stolen Valor Act covers this (as well as normal fraud laws), but the prior version of the SVA, insofar as it criminalized mere lying about service, has been found unconstitutional. It has been replaced with the Stolen Valor Act of 2013, which remedies the constitutional deficiencies, but leaves behavior like Kayla's (if she is even lying) protected.

Otherwise, in theory, posting the Navy SEALs copypasta could be illegal, among a lot of other silly results, like making it a crime to get laid by lying about a service record, or just idle bar boasting.
 
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Kinda can understand that lots of people start to show off their power level or "tragic backstories" trying to give kayla relatable examples to make them see what theyre doing wrong and that its possible to change, unfortunately it wont work.

You see, you can't save everyone with kind words and open their eyes. Seems like sometimes pain is the only language they'll understand.

Cat still claims tumblr is a coping mechanism, despite tumblrs mindset doing nothing else than apologizing everything because M-MUH MENTAL ILLNESS ;_; i start to think that people embracing that bullshit just dont want to get a grip on their life! Theyre totally fine with being mentally fucked over as long tumblr apologizing them and calls them "beautiful strogn flowers uwu". Who cares if literally no one outside tumblr takes them seriously !
 
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I'm in fucking Canada and you can stop by any flag store and get one. It's a flag store, not a moral guidelines store, they sell flags.
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This. It's not like it's a Nazi Swastika. The Confederate flag (I assume she's referring to the one with Saint Andrew's Cross and 13 stars) was merely a Battle Flag used by the Armies of North Virginia and Tennessee throughout the war and it become popular among the troops. It's not a symbol for oppression. It didn't even represent the Confederate States of America until much later due to it's popular design.

Even the "official" Confederate flag isn't a symbol for oppression either, the state of Georgia has used it since 2003 (which was voted on and won with 73% of the vote) and used the Battle flag for 45 years prior. Mississippi still uses the Battle Flag which they choose to adopt 2001 (the vote won with 64% of the vote). These two states coincidentally have the highest number of black people in the United States, and they seem to have no problem with their state flags. It's Southern heritage, nothing more.

Point is, stop assuming people are racist because of what flag they sell, goddamn. Generalizing an entire area because of an item they sell in a mall is the definition of tumblr-tier retarded.
 
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Fall asleep and all this happens...

Just a question; will Kayla's mom even get that message? Won't it go into the "other" inbox and not be seen for months if ever?

Also I think you guys have a very distorted idea of what "fat" is based on that pic of her by the stairs; but I suppose that still doesn't explain the disgusting fupa... I'm so confused...
 
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Wow a lot happened since two days ago.

What's the status of her room? Still not clean?
Maybe if her room was clean, she would have found something more efficient for suicide instead of a tie and a fucking handful of cod liver oil pills.
Or actually she could have just knocked something down in her room and buried herself alive in the garbage.
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I'm still trying to come to terms with the fact that she says she keeps coming back because we told her to....WHEN THERE'S A MESSAGE IN BIG LETTERS DOWN THERE TELLING HER TO STAY AWAY FOR HER OWN GOOD.

I don't get it, Kayla. Are you that desperate for attention that you keep coming back even though everybody's making fun of you? What's the point?
You're not ever going to sway anybody to your train of thought, you know.
 
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