DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[millais]

Khat was forced by Subaru to watch all that capeshit against her will, so of course Dave is not going to feel strongly about the loss of a capeshit actor

 

[Gramh]

Annnnd DSP did it, he made Chadwick Boseman all about himself.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

This is why it's so shady and makes me think Phil is faking these tips somehow. The only explanation is that Phil instructed the big paypigs like Jeffrey Anderson to tip like this instead of massive $1000 tips. But, why are they agreeing to this under mostly anonymous names? They're not getting the recognition they so crave. Only Phil knows and he's emotionless on stream about it. I know they're hopeless cucks, but it's hard for me to believe they're burning so much money for literally nothing.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's a combination of all 3 of those things happening. With Planet Jeff, it's pretty much certain that he had messaged Phil about giving the $1,000. Considering we have people like Lord Nigel, I think that some of his paypigs are wary of getting doxxed, so they make sock accounts to tip Phil and that not all of his whales crave the public attention like retards such as OIC do. Maybe they get enough gratification from the Pig giving them a generic private thank you message? It's hard to tell when dealing with the people in Phil's autism vortex sometimes

 

[Fapcop]

Now we know that there are some organized shenanigans going on with the whale tipping and streak.

I’m just wondering, and this would def. explain why they’re so willing to help out, if Phil doesn’t pay them back afterwards?

If folks know that Phil will PayPal them back the 50$ they tipped, they’d be a lot more willing to take part. And Phil doesn’t risk the whales eventually running out of money.


Now, I know. I know: This totally goes against Phil’s greedy nature. But does it really? He spends 50 bucks to get 100 bucks, but whatever money he can get before the big whaletip is still his to keep.

Also granted, a scheme like this seems to be a little out of character for Phil to concoct. He a scammer, but not a very sophisticated one.

Still... I think there might be something here. What do you guys think?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Khat was forced by Subaru to watch all that capeshit against her will, so of course Dave is not going to feel strongly about the loss of a capeshit actor

But Phil was forced by Kat to give up his love for capeshit. He still loves it.

Go back and look at his Connecticut condo. Multiple Marvel superhero statues costing thousands. Original painting of Doctor Doom. Marvel Universe Encyclopedia on his bookcase.

He plays every superhero game that comes out. Spiderman, Marvel stuff, Batman, even the mobile games.

One of the most traumatic events in his life was not getting that Wolverine doll.

He doesn't like superheroes anymore just like he doesn't like WWE anymore. It's a lie to pretend to be more mature and to please Kat. Kat thinks wrestling is dumb, Phil does too now. Kat doesn't like comics, neither does Phil.

 

[Gramh]

Now we know that there are some organized shenanigans going on with the whale tipping and streak.

I’m just wondering, and this would def. explain why they’re so willing to help out, if Phil doesn’t pay them back afterwards?

If folks know that Phil will PayPal them back the 50$ they tipped, they’d be a lot more willing to take part. And Phil doesn’t risk the whales eventually running out of money.


Now, I know. I know: This totally goes against Phil’s greedy nature. But does it really? He spends 50 bucks to get 100 bucks, but whatever money he can get before the big whaletip is still his to keep.

Also granted, a scheme like this seems to be a little out of character for Phil to concoct. He a scammer, but not a very sophisticated one.

Still... I think there might be something here. What do you guys think?

The fees from PayPal would make this a losing proposition, and Dark isn't gonna front any coin to make money if he can do nothing at all.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Now we know that there are some organized shenanigans going on with the whale tipping and streak.

I’m just wondering, and this would def. explain why they’re so willing to help out, if Phil doesn’t pay them back afterwards?

If folks know that Phil will PayPal them back the 50$ they tipped, they’d be a lot more willing to take part. And Phil doesn’t risk the whales eventually running out of money.


Now, I know. I know: This totally goes against Phil’s greedy nature. But does it really? He spends 50 bucks to get 100 bucks, but whatever money he can get before the big whaletip is still his to keep.

Also granted, a scheme like this seems to be a little out of character for Phil to concoct. He a scammer, but not a very sophisticated one.

Still... I think there might be something here. What do you guys think?

I believe that Phil isn't giving them anything back and that they're just that retarded. Logic is something which can not easily be applied to people who have handlers, wear helmets, and grew up riding the short bus. From my personal experience with autistic people, many of them have something which they'll obsess over or cling on to. I know an autist who loves Kirby and Sonic and that's all she ever posts about and another autist loves Hatsune Miku and he carries his laptop everywhere he goes with her DVD's and videos being played (he hasn't learned what headphones are). So I can easily see them being attached to Phil for whatever the fuck reason.

Maybe they are just as disgusting as he is with with burps and snorts, so they relate to the one person who is "successful" (DSP has proven that it's not hard to trick and manipulate retards) or they feel that they're part of his club as they only ever talk to their parents. As I said in my last post, trying to guess their reasons and motives for why they do what they do is a Herculean task. Whatever their reasons, all we can do is accept it and hope for more Derich's and Papavera's to show up to the DSP-Verse to give us another clown to laugh at.

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

Annnnd DSP did it, he made Chadwick Boseman all about himself.

And then this malnourished ghoul genuinely wonders why people shit on him the way that they do....

 

[PieceofShet]

Annnnd DSP did it, he made Chadwick Boseman all about himself.

Okay. How the fuck he can make that about himself? DOES HE HAVE CANCER? I WISH HE HAVE BUT PROBABLY NOT. So how did he do it?

DSP's special ability is to insert himself to any situation and make him look like a victim.

 

[Gramh]

Okay. How the fuck he can make that about himself? DOES HE HAVE CANCER? I WISH HE HAVE BUT PROBABLY NOT. So how did he do it?

DSP's special ability is to insert himself to any situation and make him look like a victim.

By not talking in any way shape or form about the man himself. He started from Chadwick Boseman, to the fact that rather than seek pity for his situation he chose to live his life, to then saying famous people have all their personal lives in the public eye, to how people can be suffering behind the scenes and trolls should look inside themselves and ask themselves if they are being good people.

Quick Edit: He spent an uncomfortable amount of time on pontificating about trolls and behind the scenes suffering, and any mention of the late Mr. Boseman was cut short to make room for his soap box.

 

[Comma]

Even the amount of coins in the bottom left corner is close to what he received from the vest streak.

 

[Pepper Jack]

From chat during the break:

 

[JamFlowMan]

Now we know that there are some organized shenanigans going on with the whale tipping and streak.

I’m just wondering, and this would def. explain why they’re so willing to help out, if Phil doesn’t pay them back afterwards?

If folks know that Phil will PayPal them back the 50$ they tipped, they’d be a lot more willing to take part. And Phil doesn’t risk the whales eventually running out of money.


Now, I know. I know: This totally goes against Phil’s greedy nature. But does it really? He spends 50 bucks to get 100 bucks, but whatever money he can get before the big whaletip is still his to keep.

Also granted, a scheme like this seems to be a little out of character for Phil to concoct. He a scammer, but not a very sophisticated one.

Still... I think there might be something here. What do you guys think?

No offense, but this theory is even worse then "Phil tips himself." The only thing less likely then Phil putting money into his own business is giving money back after people gave it to him.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

No offense, but this theory is even worse then "Phil tips himself." The only thing less likely then Phil putting money into his own business is giving money back after people gave it to him.

He thinks that, if he keeps up the facade of a vest streak, even if it died for real, his theory is probably that real people will continue to donate. But if it ends, ends, he'll go back to $8 streams where noone gives a fuck about this sleeper shit he's playing, and then he might actually be forced to play something interesting. There's been multiple instances where he'll leave, and come back and there will be a massive tip. It's either Kat or a paypig that he made a deal with behind the scenes to tip under a random name, but you can tell its the same dood because they leave the same kind of message with every tip and are hell bent on keeping the vest streak alive even if everyone else doesn't care lol.

 

[DukeMorty]

I just wanted to say Happy Birthday PandaRee! Although we did not like your attitude, personality, or whining, you did provide us some amazing content that made watching the DSP Show more tolerable. Glad you left that pigroach and realized that you can do WAAAAAAAAAY better than a lazy fat middle-aged man who yells at kids to give him money. Like no lie hope you live a good life, make plenty of that soap, and grow as a human. Just make sure you learned from your past mistakes, aka dating DSP, and be a better person.
Not your biggest fan,
-Duke Morty
PS You are not looking too bad, DSP definitely downgraded after you.

 

[JPG]

“I will never have any kind of romantic relations with my stream viewers, I won’t be flirty on stream” dsp right now on the origami mario stream.

 

[Super Book]

“I will never have any kind of romantic relations with my stream viewers, I won’t be flirty on stream” dsp right now on the origami mario stream.

What a weird and oddly specific thing to bring up in the middle of a stream. Did some drama about dating fans drop recently in the twitchsphere?

 

[JPG]

What a weird and oddly specific thing to bring up in the middle of a stream. Did some drama about dating fans drop recently in the twitchsphere?

I don’t know how it started exactly but my ears pricked up when he started saying it. He turned it into an opportunity to attack titty streamers, he seems to have some misplaced superiority over them.
Or perhaps he knows he’s the same as them so has to shit on them to feel better?

Trolling levels reaching critical mass. As certain as the death of stars, we are witnessing the final phases of onlyicedcoffee

 

[Pargon]

I just wanted to say Happy Birthday PandaRee! Although we did not like your attitude, personality, or whining, you did provide us some amazing content that made watching the DSP Show more tolerable. Glad you left that pigroach and realized that you can do WAAAAAAAAAY better than a lazy fat middle-aged man who yells at kids to give him money. Like no lie hope you live a good life, make plenty of that soap, and grow as a human. Just make sure you learned from your past mistakes, aka dating DSP, and be a better person.
Not your biggest fan,
-Duke Morty
PS You are not looking too bad, DSP definitely downgraded after you.
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Imagine being the only living soul having spent time at the center of the DSP Autism Nexus and still having managed to escape.

I still hold out hope that one day I'll log in and she'll have made an account and confirmed/denied all of our bizarro theories in one masterpost.

 

[Iron Hamster]

While I think IcedCoffee was just trying to start shit and is regurgitating things he read on the forum, I think it's also true in some capacity.

Last night, Phil got two $20 tips from the same troll under two different names, and he checked them, identified the person and refused to add at least one of the tips, openly explaining that it was a troll who had charged him back before. Phil's reaction also implied he lost the chargebacks, as does the fact that the guy was troll tipping again (why do that if you lost your last chargebacks), so something isn't adding up there anyway.

He then got the massive tip from JaxRaxor to hit the goal, right after his water break, and didn't bat an eye or check if it was real. We know our active troll tipper was working under different names, why wouldn't he tip under the name of a known paypig? The only way Phil would have no reason to check and confirm if the tip was real was if he knew it was coming from that person.

The water breaks are also suspect because they chronically happen when he is down on tips after the halfway mark of the stream. They almost never happen at that time when he is not down on tips, and the one time he decided to clown on the theory that he 'tips himself', and left his phone, he already had the goal locked.

If Phil is not messaging them, then I'm not sure how we are managing to get this rotating parade of whales who often tip at the last minute, and only once did two accidentally tip at the same time. The time he didn't get water and tips were low, he didn't get the last minute tip and had to do extensive OT. Maybe they're scheduled, maybe he gives them a message of some sort.

But then I'm also not sure why this would be the case - where have these people been for years? They needed Phil to put on a vest to bother coordinating to help him? Regular tipping wasn't sticking it to us, but the vest is? We may never know what's going on here, but I'm 100% sure that none of this is 'organic'. The vest streak is the greasiest scam Phil has ever pulled, and we've finally got a bunch of paypigs that aren't just stupid and lining up to get scammed, but are also actively engaged and complicit in the scam. I have no idea why. They're getting nothing out of it and Phil's content is just completely unwatchable these days.


He has an amazing ability to catch chat posts that call him out for not replying to chat posts that aren't attached to money. But this just shows that Phil is regularly reading the entire chat and refusing to respond to anything going on there... which just ends up validating the point that the long stretches of silence can only be broken with money.

Here's the thing. The first time you ever 'ran out of water' would have told you to bring more in with you so you don't screw your customers of what they are paying for.

Annnnd DSP did it, he made Chadwick Boseman all about himself.

Okay. How the fuck he can make that about himself? DOES HE HAVE CANCER? I WISH HE HAVE BUT PROBABLY NOT. So how did he do it?

DSP's special ability is to insert himself to any situation and make him look like a victim.

He finally admitted to being a cancer on humanity? And taking advantage of the disabled?

“I will never have any kind of romantic relations with my stream viewers, I won’t be flirty on stream” dsp right now on the origami mario stream.

I mean c'mon................he doesn't even know what romance is.