🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Edilg]

RedBar has logged more hours on his show than Regis Philbin. 17000 hours of talking on a microphone, why would you listen to him overexplain and fill air for 5 hours a day?

I like to listen to things while I work.

This one?

https://redbarradio.net/shows/red-bar-radio-s18-e89-2

There's a download link for the mp3 if you're a subscriber which I'm not. Just right click as Save As

https://media.redbarradio.com/content/shows/SCARSCLUB.mp3

If you had the mp3 you could clip it like this with FFmpeg

ffmpeg -ss 03:28:00 -i downloadedmp3file -t xx:yy:zz clip.mp3

And then upload clip.mp3. xx:yy:zz is the time you want to clip in hours:minutes:seconds. E.g. 00:10:00 for ten minutes.

I'll work on it tonight or tomorrow.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Remember Ethan Ralph was supposed to go on a show with Chrissie Mayr and she canceled on him? Well, she recorded the show with a bunch of other people, not including him. There are even blank spots in the Zoom call where he could have fit in. She literally replaced him with a black rectangle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2gPlyx23TY
https://archive.vn/wip/uMx2j

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

I like to listen to things while I work.

I'll work on it tonight or tomorrow.

If you can't get ffmpeg to work or can't be assed just put the whole mp3 up on soundcloud or mega.nz

 

[A Logging Company]

Remember Ethan Ralph was supposed to go on a show with Chrissie Mayr and she canceled on him? Well, she recorded the show with a bunch of other people, not including him. There are even blank spots in the Zoom call where he could have fit in. She literally replaced him with a black rectangle.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2gPlyx23TY
https://archive.vn/wip/uMx2j

Part 1
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Part 2
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If you can't get ffmpeg to work or can't be assed just put the whole mp3 up on soundcloud or mega.nz

Ralph missed out on his chance to mac his way into a Daddy Dax styled thripple with Faith and the woman who starred in the Rosanne: A XXX Parody Don't ask me how I knew that off the top of my head.

 

[Yanivs Mutilated Cock]

Ember Snow is pretty hot but all her porn she's definitely been a cum hater. makes it almost impossible to jack off... almost.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Good god the more this goes on the more i am disgusted. Talk about Faith being some puppetmaster all you want, she did indeed do some fucked up shit. To me it seems more like she is being coerced and controlled by Gunty. He released that sex tape when she was in the looney bin which to someone that young basically binds them like a contract because they actually dont know any better. She was probably rethinking her life choices and what she will do and then that hits and her whole behavior changes, it even complies with the timeline. He probably doesn't allow her to wander too far away from the guntshack if at all, he probably is in possession of something valuable of hers all the time so she doesnt leave and probably has her passport as well ( he maybe has hid the passport in one of his guntcheeks ), probably since the halfwaycrook fiasco he has the passwords to all her accounts and limits her internet use as well. Look at how he recorded that sextape first of all, he whipped out his camera phone when she was vulnerable and started recording in a manner that only someone that wanted to record dirt would. Also the Vickers mails revealed some interesting facts like how he was treating her father, and more importantly we learned one of the promises that he made her since she wants to become a teacher that he will get her in contact in LA with 80s girl i guess to get on the same education program. He probably said that he will fulfill all her dreams and that's one of em, the other is that she wants a baby... which would explain why he is fucking her only bareback ( other than no condom being designed for such a micropenis ). That's the ones we know at least.

Here is the timeline as we know it :
>80s girl starts grooming Faith
>she ends up in Barbie's 3 Dollar Crack Shack with Diddler Dax
>She goes back home
>she flies all the way to Guntsville VA

However here is something really interesting, i am inclined to believe that she was in contact with them when she was underage, i faintly remember someone mentioning that she was a janny at either discord or youtube for Gunty ( unconfirmed can't fucking remember ).
Also we don't actually know since when 80s girl or the rest were actually in contact with her and it would certainly attribute her shitty behavior to this gutterfilth influencing her. This could actually be some mini Epstein pedophile ring for girls in highschool that Dax and his chick are grooming for his capos to epicly own the incels with some "hot chicks" and also fulfilling their sick desires to fuck children. It would definitely make sense as to how ardently Dax defends Digibro and co and i wouldn't be surprised if they were also involved in some way. Also the actions Gunty has taken are clearly to separate her from her family, clearly to separate her from any close circle of friends which he replaces with a bunch of vapid mouthbreathing ecelebs close to his cycle to make her feel even more depended on him.

Edit : Fixed the formatting a bit

 

[Delicious Diversity]

However here is something really interesting, i am inclined to believe that she was in contact with them when she was underage, i faintly remember someone mentioning that she was a janny at either discord or youtube for Gunty ( unconfirmed can't fucking remember ).

It was Zoom/Godspeed, in his video titled 'The Jannie Awards' posted at the time of the Simpspiracy. In it he doxxed various paypigs and associates of Ralph including 'Fai Fai'. He alleged (may have even posted screenshots, can't remember) that Faith was a jannie in Ralph's Discord server. He also suggested that Ralph had been meeting with her irl and that he was pissed because the Covid lockdown prevented him from doing so (this is now proven after Dark Butters leaked Faith and Ralph meeting in California early this year). He also claimed she was underage when they began talking.

Unfortunately this video is no longer on YouTube but if I find an archive of it I will post links here.

 

[Kenobi]

Good god the more this goes on the more i am disgusted. Talk about Faith being some puppetmaster all you want, she did indeed do some fucked up shit. To me it seems more like she is being coerced and controlled by Gunty. He released that sex tape when she was in the looney bin which to someone that young basically binds them like a contract because they actually dont know any better. She was probably rethinking her life choices and what she will do and then that hits and her whole behavior changes, it even complies with the timeline. He probably doesn't allow her to wander too far away from the guntshack if at all, he probably is in possession of something valuable of hers all the time so she doesnt leave and probably has her passport as well ( he maybe has hid the passport in one of his guntcheeks ), probably since the halfwaycrook fiasco he has the passwords to all her accounts and limits her internet use as well. Look at how he recorded that sextape first of all, he whipped out his camera phone when she was vulnerable and started recording in a manner that only someone that wanted to record dirt would. Also the Vickers mails revealed some interesting facts like how he was treating her father, and more importantly we learned one of the promises that he made her since she wants to become a teacher that he will get her in contact in LA with 80s girl i guess to get on the same education program. He probably said that he will fulfill all her dreams and that's one of em, the other is that she wants a baby... which would explain why he is fucking her only bareback ( other than no condom being designed for such a micropenis ). That's the ones we know at least.

Here is the timeline as we know it :
>80s girl starts grooming Faith
>she ends up in Barbie's 3 Dollar Crack Shack with Diddler Dax
>She goes back home
>she flies all the way to Guntsville VA

However here is something really interesting, i am inclined to believe that she was in contact with them when she was underage, i faintly remember someone mentioning that she was a janny at either discord or youtube for Gunty ( unconfirmed can't fucking remember ).
Also we don't actually know since when 80s girl or the rest were actually in contact with her and it would certainly attribute her shitty behavior to this gutterfilth influencing her. This could actually be some mini Epstein pedophile ring for girls in highschool that Dax and his chick are grooming for his capos to epicly own the incels with some "hot chicks" and also fulfilling their sick desires to fuck children. It would definitely make sense as to how ardently Dax defends Digibro and co and i wouldn't be surprised if they were also involved in some way. Also the actions Gunty has taken are clearly to separate her from her family, clearly to separate her from any close circle of friends which he replaces with a bunch of vapid mouthbreathing ecelebs close to his cycle to make her feel even more depended on him.

Edit : Fixed the formatting a bit

What if
>FaiFai leaves Ralph
>She ends up in Barbie's 3 Dollar Crack Shack with Diddler Dax
>Dax or Ralph got her pregnant.
>Jeremy kyle style drama of who is the father
>80´s girl gets her mind broken by faifai having a kid and her wish to have one is not fulfilled.
>80´s girl leaves and gets togehter with maddox.
>Dick can´t handle being called a cuck has a twitter mental breakdown. Starts leaking info about 80´s girl
>The now reedeemed CHADOX boots up a stream and airs all the greivances and Marie talks about Daxes odd sexual proclivites (Homosex,pegging,loli)
>Dax has a twitter meltdown, diddler dax patreon get taken down after his 7 days of straight tweeting.
>Diddler dax and Ralph fights for Faiths honor
>Kid ends up being half black, Fai says its Ralphs
>Ralph gets fucked by CPS
MAXIMUM KINO ACHIEVED

 

[MeltyTW]

Lol I just read the Vickers dump, "the Gunt content is over". Its never over Ralph, all your legal shit and drunken antics will propel us to 3k pages before next year and we'll dab on you all the way to New Year's and beyond for however long you can avoid your embattled liver collapsing. @theralph

It was Zoom/Godspeed, in his video titled 'The Jannie Awards' posted at the time of the Simpspiracy. In it he doxxed various paypigs and associates of Ralph including 'Fai Fai'. He alleged (may have even posted screenshots, can't remember) that Faith was a jannie in Ralph's Discord server. He also suggested that Ralph had been meeting with her irl and that he was pissed because the Covid lockdown prevented him from doing so (this is now proven after Dark Butters leaked Faith and Ralph meeting in California early this year). He also claimed she was underage when they began talking.

Unfortunately this video is no longer on YouTube but if I find an archive of it I will post links here

So Ralph is a confirmed pedophile then, need to update my profile pic

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Since the thread been slow I decided to make a shitpost

 

[Glade Candles]

I'm not much of a singer, so I'll post these lyrics for Mr. Gunt Guard (parody of Mr. Blue Sky) by The Electric Light Orchestra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dTBoW5H9k

[voice on speaker: Good evening! Today's stream call for non-stop gunt guarding!]

Ralph said somethin' dumb again
Prepare the block button
Grab your lances, we'll cheer on while Ethan dances
Even though
It'll make us look real gay, hey-hey

Posting stickers in the chat
We'll mute those A-Logs quickly, here on DLive
But the viewers start to nosedive
Gator go, get more bots he swears he'll pay, hey-hey

Mr. Gunt Guard, why be a tard?
Why'd you stand by this guy for so long (so long)
Where did you go wrong?

Mr. Gunt Guard, it isn't hard
Just step away and a laugh it's more fun (more fun)
Harvest's just begun

What's that, Ralph leaked revenge porn?
We need more silos for this corn
Fields of plenty, by the time that Faith is twenty
All the cobs will stretch from Richmond to LA hay-hay

Mr. Gunt Guard, why be a tard?
Why'd you stand by this guy for so long (so long)
Where did you go wrong?

Hey there Mr. Guard
Denial is your calling card
Stop being such a die hard
For this tub of fucking lard

Hey there Mr. Guard
Denial is your calling card
Stop being such a die hard
For this tub of fucking lard

Stream is done, your job is through
There's nothin' left to do, until next time
Ethan keeps drinking on your dime
Popping pills, this can only end one
This can only end one way

Mr. Gunt Guard, why be a tard?
Why'd you stand by this guy for so long (so long)
Where did you go wrong?

Hey there Mr. Guard
Denial is your calling card
Stop being such a die hard
For this tub of fucking lard

Edit: anyone who wants to use these, please do

 

[Postal Pippa]

Since the thread been slow I decided to make a shitpost
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That reminds me, Gator since youre on the payroll to read this remember. Youre not Daru, because Daru at some point actually gets to have sex and a daughter because Okabe wasnt a pillpopping fat faggot from Osaka who recorded and leaked himself fucking Mayurii and sniffin her brown banana hole just to get back at those damn a-logs at CERN and 2ch.

Hope the paycheck is worth it my dude.

 

[MeltyTW]

That reminds me, Gator since youre on the payroll to read this remember. Youre not Daru, because Daru at some point actually gets to have sex and a daughter because Okabe wasnt a pillpopping fat faggot from Osaka who recorded and leaked himself fucking Mayurii and sniffin her brown banana hole just to get back at those damn a-logs at CERN and 2ch.

Hope the paycheck is worth it my dude.

Ethan probably just gives him a cut of the show, which makes less than some third world jobs. An Indian child pressed into an Nike shoe factory could laugh at Gaytor

 

[Circumspicious]

Ethan probably just gives him a cut of the show, which makes less than some third world jobs. An Indian child pressed into an Nike shoe factory could laugh at Gaytor

Aadesh and the others can laugh all they want, but at the end of the day Gator's got his e-celebrity.

And a soundboard. I'll bet Aadesh doesn't even own a soundboard.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

What if
>FaiFai leaves Ralph
>She ends up in Barbie's 3 Dollar Crack Shack with Diddler Dax
>Dax or Ralph got her pregnant.
>Jeremy kyle style drama of who is the father
>80´s girl gets her mind broken by faifai having a kid and her wish to have one is not fulfilled.
>80´s girl leaves and gets togehter with maddox.
>Dick can´t handle being called a cuck has a twitter mental breakdown. Starts leaking info about 80´s girl
>The now reedeemed CHADOX boots up a stream and airs all the greivances and Marie talks about Daxes odd sexual proclivites (Homosex,pegging,loli)
>Dax has a twitter meltdown, diddler dax patreon get taken down after his 7 days of straight tweeting.
>Diddler dax and Ralph fights for Faiths honor
>Kid ends up being half black, Fai says its Ralphs
>Ralph gets fucked by CPS
MAXIMUM KINO ACHIEVED

Or a low rent Tiger King style thing....
notorious right wing podcaster dies in sleep of "overdose"
his preggers abused 18 yr old gf sobs for the cameras, can't explain what happened that night...
The father in law has no alibi for the night in question...
accident/suicide/murder/ expert hit???

Court TV trial laying the whole thing bare to a gawping world...

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan (audibly slurring): You want to know the truth? Alcoholic, whatever. I'm beating your ass right now live on stream.

Vaush: Now I feel bad.

Ethan: I could be an alcoholic...I could be a meth addict and I'm still roasting you live on air.

-Pillstream 2.0



Did Ethan import a teenage meth addict to trigger and own a fat communist?

 

[Postal Pippa]

Ethan (audibly slurring): You want to know the truth? Alcoholic, whatever. I'm beating your ass right now live on stream.

Vaush: Now I feel bad.

Ethan: I could be an alcoholic...I could be a meth addict and I'm still roasting you live on air.

-Pillstream 2.0



Did Ethan import a teenage meth addict to trigger and own a fat communist?

Lmao I forgot how good Pillstream 2 was, I only remeber the very end. This is all so much better with current events.

 

[Vetti]

Lmao I forgot how good Pillstream 2 was, I only remeber the very end. This is all so much better with current events.

That portion after he was kicked off the drunken peasants stream was Ralph's "I WANT TO TALK TO JIM GOAD" moment.

 

[Jack Awful]

What if
>FaiFai leaves Ralph
>She ends up in Barbie's 3 Dollar Crack Shack with Diddler Dax
>Dax or Ralph got her pregnant.
>Jeremy kyle style drama of who is the father
>80´s girl gets her mind broken by faifai having a kid and her wish to have one is not fulfilled.
>80´s girl leaves and gets togehter with maddox.
>Dick can´t handle being called a cuck has a twitter mental breakdown. Starts leaking info about 80´s girl
>The now reedeemed CHADOX boots up a stream and airs all the greivances and Marie talks about Daxes odd sexual proclivites (Homosex,pegging,loli)
>Dax has a twitter meltdown, diddler dax patreon get taken down after his 7 days of straight tweeting.
>Diddler dax and Ralph fights for Faiths honor
>Kid ends up being half black, Fai says its Ralphs
>Ralph gets fucked by CPS
MAXIMUM KINO ACHIEVED

It sucks we don't live in a universe where this is possible.

 

[All becomes gunt]

It sucks we don't live in a universe where this is possible.

I would say that before Gunty released his sex tape... You never know... We might soon

 

[Had]

does vito even know who ralph is?