🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Burger Fox said:
That reminds me, Gator since youre on the payroll to read this remember. Youre not Daru, because Daru at some point actually gets to have sex and a daughter because Okabe wasnt a pillpopping fat faggot from Osaka who recorded and leaked himself fucking Mayurii and sniffin her brown banana hole just to get back at those damn a-logs at CERN and 2ch.

Hope the paycheck is worth it my dude.
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Thank you weeb, your posts surely must hit him where it hurts because he understands what you're talking about. Keep up the good work :semperfidelis:
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Case in point: Ryan "Randbot" Johnson wasn't familiar with the Drunken Peasants so he "gave them the sniff test."

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Link, timestamp: 4:09:19
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The fuck is a sniff test? Also fuck of course Ralph is such an egotist that he expects to be on....WAIT, HE THINKS HE WRECKED VAUSH SO HARD THEY TOSSED HIM? HE CANT BE THAT STUPID WHAT, NO...WHAT. Rand...what narrative, Ralph threatened to...fucking...Im sorry I cant handle the level of this stupidity. Its breaking my brain and if I keep listening, Im going to forget how to ride a bike.

Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Thank you weeb, your posts surely must hit him where it hurts because he understands what you're talking about. Keep up the good work :semperfidelis:
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I can semi relate to Gator, before I got out into the real world and got a real, MILDLY decent paying, physical labor intensive job, I too lived in a world of LARPing trying to make a few dollars here and there just to get by and exist without having to really work and be a productive member of society, I just didnt do it on the internet. Sometimes though, they need tough love and the best way to do it, is to speak in a tongue they understand. I honestly havent watched anime in about 5 years but thankfully Gator is old enough that we have a few commonalities between us.
 
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Will THE GUNT side with pedo defender who used his girlfriend to find high school students for his lolita podcast or the big forehead ass coke head he had gay sex with?
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Here is the timeline as we know it :
>80s girl starts grooming Faith
>she ends up in Barbie's 3 Dollar Crack Shack with Diddler Dax
>She goes back home
>she flies all the way to Guntsville VA
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All becomes gunt said:
This could actually be some mini Epstein pedophile ring for girls in highschool that Dax and his chick are grooming for his capos to epicly own the incels with some "hot chicks" and also fulfilling their sick desires to fuck children. It would definitely make sense as to how ardently Dax defends Digibro and co and i wouldn't be surprised if they were also involved in some way.
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It's all so wonderfully sordid isn't it? It reminds me of a really dark version of Hollywood Babylon. The stars in that may have been degenerates but at least they peaked higher than a Pizza Hut commercial and a podcast.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
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Will THE GUNT side with pedo defender who used his girlfriend to find high school students for his lolita podcast or the big forehead ass coke head he had gay sex with?
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Yet again, they turn the reason they are being shamed into another grift. It just gets so tiresome.
 
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Had said:
does vito even know who ralph is?
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Vito must be some sort of retard because Ralph could claim his N64 by saying "He said he'd buy me an N64 if I said 'Black Lives Matter' on stream. Which I just did. He didn't say I had to say 'I support Black Lives Matter', which I don't"

He's one of those fuckers who doesn't sanitize his inputs correctly and his code gets pwned by script kiddies. People like that should be made into pet food.

If Ralph sends his crazed followers after Vito in the War of the N64 after this I'm going to support him. We need to take a firm line against this sort of sloppiness.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
Yet again, they turn the reason they are being shamed into another grift. It just gets so tiresome.
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I am not sure Dax can grift much out of this one, hell I could see it having an averse effect with his fans. You can't have an entertaining debate with someone that takes 5 minutes to stutter through one sentence and has the iq of a decomposing corpse.

Ralph will dolphin laugh through it all and drink another nail into his coffin, but at this point I doubt there is anything he can do to scare away the couple of dozen of weird followers.
 
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Jack Awful said:
It sucks we don't live in a universe where this is possible.
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Believe brother Jack and the harvest may come, shun it and you will still be here when the rapture comes for the grifters
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does vito even know who ralph is?
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Hes well aware, based Vito calling out a fellow grifters dedication to the grift.

REGENDarySumanai said:
Getting paid for being a redneck's personal janitor is more pathetic than doing it for free.
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COPE
 
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