Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[EKotch]

Jesus, what's with the insane voice over? Did Alex send someone one of his sex doll fanfiction scripts by accident?

That narration felt like a horror movie, and not in a good way

this is alex we're talking about... shit like this does not surprise me
to be honest, for a few seconds until i was able to hear that it wasnt alex, i thought alex was the one to do the voice.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Here it is:

And the blog post (which is literally just a link to the video):

Osana Release Date Announcement Video

Visit the post for more.

yanderedev.wordpress.com

How much you wanna bet there's a 100+ line C# script for that release date video text that will still be in the demo release (like DateScript)

Did he hire a voice actor from Newgrounds or something? That was uncomfortable as fuck

 

[EKotch]

Did he hire a voice actor from Newgrounds or something? That was uncomfortable as fuck

my guess is the voice is from 'osana's supposed stalker'...
and if that be the case then alex shouldve done the voice himself

 

[Big Butts Bunny]

Is it fair to say that Alex has pretty much gone silent? I haven't heard of him in a while.

 

[easymodo]

Damn, I got the upload notification and it wasn't Hate and Shame part 2 of 10. Maybe next time.

Also, I was expecting the date to be like 12/31 or something, and god it's actually tomorrow

I think the worst part isn't the voice over, it's the fact that we're 6 years in and we have a hypothetical tutorial level now.
I'm on the edge of my seat to see how it pans out since I've heard the game is just really badly designed and unfun to play in its current form.

 

[Μusk]

I looked on r/osana for any interesting content, and I came across this.

"Under the poverty line" my ass Mr. $1.5 million dollar California home. Funny to think he believes that a subreddit caused him to lose supporters and not his own incompetence.
Edit: Even more information

• An AmA from (now-ex) moderator Cleveland Rock
• Yandere Simulator fans still don't understand females
  Spoiler: LOL

  
• Hecho en Mexico
  Spoiler: Hola

  
• "Osana didn't actually take six years, its actually only 6 months! + Random as fuck 2-year break
  Spoiler: Insanity

  

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

I looked on r/osana for any interesting content, and I came across this.
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"Under the poverty line" my ass Mr. $1.5 million dollar California home. Funny to think he believes that a subreddit caused him to lose supporters and not his own incompetence.

This always cracks me up. His insistence on being poor and needing to save money.

Spoiler: Email regarding his patreon ITT

Sorry Alex, a BETTER home? His home is like stated, a million dollar home. His parents house is a fucking mansion. Some of us would be ecstatic for your 4 bedroom house instead of an apartment or such. When he gets a better home. I sure wonder if the sex doll still gets her own bedroom like she does now. How does he think family is going to work when his wife is a sex doll?

edit to new info: Cleveland WTF?! Is he thinking about women that don’t wear bras putting pasties on their nipples so they don’t show??? I don’t understand his jump in logic. “3-5 pounds of fat flopping around without support sure is painful.”
“Ayyyy just put a bandaid on it. All good.”

edit 2: I’m stupid and thought that was Cleveland. While it is slightly better those comments aren’t from a 30+ man. Dear god. I guess watching Kokona boobs and Mulberry porn art over their impressionable years wasn’t the best idea.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Did he hire a voice actor from Newgrounds or something? That was uncomfortable as fuck

It's foreshadowing.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Holy shit, is it happening? @Null you better sticky this if he really does release Osana.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Holy shit, is it happening? @Null you better sticky this if he really does release Osana.

6 years and hundreds of jaded blackpilled fans later...

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

This always cracks me up. His insistence on being poor and needing to save money.

Spoiler: Email regarding his patreon ITT

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Sorry Alex, a BETTER home? His home is like stated, a million dollar home. His parents house is a fucking mansion. Some of us would be ecstatic for your 4 bedroom house instead of an apartment or such. When he gets a better home. I sure wonder if the sex doll still gets her own bedroom like she does now. How does he think family is going to work when his wife is a sex doll?

edit to new info: Cleveland WTF?! Is he thinking about women that don’t wear bras putting pasties on their nipples so they don’t show??? I don’t understand his jump in logic. “3-5 pounds of fat flopping around without support sure is painful.”
“Ayyyy just put a bandaid on it. All good.”

edit 2: I’m stupid and thought that was Cleveland. While it is slightly better those comments aren’t from a 30+ man. Dear god. I guess watching Kokona boobs and Mulberry porn art over their impressionable years wasn’t the best idea.

I'm sure he could buy another sexdoll shaped like a kid and just buy slightly bigger ones every few years.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Holy shit, is it happening? @Null you better sticky this if he really does release Osana.

Null with realize he was in the wrong the entire time and will delete the website. Our data will be sold to the chinese probably.

 

[Random Internet Person]

With Osana being released on the 31st, I wonder what the new tagline for this thread is going to be.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

With Osana being released on the 31st, I wonder what the new tagline for this thread is going to be.

Developer of Amai till the sun fucking explodes

 

[Catgirls are Love]

With Osana being released on the 31st, I wonder what the new tagline for this thread is going to be.

Developer of Osana since 2014; really shouldn't have bothered.

 

[Aib Ld]

I'm no game developer, but why is he doing things in order? Isn't that one of the big rules to not do stuff in sequence, like cutscenes is one of the absolutely last to do. The first thing should be the groundwork and the basic stuff, so this feels like him adding Osana would break everything since there was no stuff to work on from his broken code, only easter eggs.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

The son has finished coding...

 

[Neurotic Loser]

I'm no game developer, but why is he doing things in order? Isn't that one of the big rules to not do stuff in sequence, like cutscenes is one of the absolutely last to do. The first thing should be the groundwork and the basic stuff, so this feels like him adding Osana would break everything since there was no stuff to work on from his broken code, only easter eggs.

Osana is a huge part of the groundwork. Her implementation is important as it dictates how the secondary and tertiary gameplay loops function.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

With Osana being released on the 31st, I wonder what the new tagline for this thread is going to be.

I also wonder if r/Osana will rename itself into r/Amai

 

[Aib Ld]

Osana is a huge part of the groundwork. Her implementation is important as it dictates how the secondary and tertiary gameplay loops function.

I see. I got confused there since he spent 6 years messing about, adding easter eggs, and didn't do anything on using 'Osana' as a test doll dummy in the early years despite her being intended to be a tutorial rival. He didn't try to make her work, he just added a bodyguard who can see you from a thousand miles away no matter what you do and the only way to win is to purposely break the game.