Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Positron]

As for Terminator 3? A few parts in the movie that I remember: when the T3 was choosing its form and chose a female model and when it was stopped by a police officer and made it's boobs bigger to get out of being fined or arrested.

This is a perfect metaphor for Banana Wu: a non-woman pretending to be more of a woman for selfish gain.

 

[Furina]

Umm, I saw Mad Max Fury Road a few days ago. It wasn't artsy or experimental. It was high-octane, testosterone fuel-injected, refined awesome from start to finish. No, it wasn't feminist and I can point out why better than Anita can, but I'm not going to because I honestly want feminism as far away from my action films as possible. I was one of only like three women in the theatre when I went to see it, so clearly everyone calling it "feminist" did nothing to attract female viewers. If anything, it made me hesitant to go see it because I didn't want more "gurrrl powah!" shoved in my face.

Brianna, no one cares about you stupid opinion. Fury Road is the best action movie I've seen in ages. We need more women who act like human beings, not mouth-pieces for your toxic ideology.
So go back to T3. The rest of us will do just fine without you.

 

[José Mourinho]

1. oh haha look a Mary Sue article written by Brianna Wu. How appropriate.

2. I actually hope she can use this when meeting a GamerGater so I can laugh harder

3. Actually it's supposed to be about ethics in making more $$$$$$$

 

[chimpburgers]

All I hear is whining about how "nothing has been done" at least several times in that shitty piece she wrote. Nice try, Wu.

 

[Furina]

If Wu changes her number, then doxxes herself and records the weens who call her, wouldn't it technically count as entrapment?

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

If Wu changes her number, then doxxes herself and records the weens who call her, wouldn't it technically count as entrapment?

Doubt it.. entrapment is more to protect people from the government getting people to do crimes they wouldn't otherwise commit on their own so they can bust them. Like when the FBI and NSA have domestic terrorism funding and programs to protect and they convince literal retards to try and take the 72 virgin challenge so they can keep saying stuff like... "It's not about the threats we didn't stop.... it's about the ones you never heard about"

/offtopic

 

[AnOminous]

1. oh haha look a Mary Sue article written by Brianna Wu. How appropriate.

What the fuck does a prosecutor have to do with this? Maybe this dipshit doesn't know much police procedure, but generally, you have to prosecute an actual person. That means knowing who they are. That means police, because that's what police do.

 

[Cubanodun]

3. Actually it's supposed to be about ethics in making more $$$$$$$

Because making games is to much work for her now she want to make a Sex Hotline, I can't think in a better boner killer that hearing her voice

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Because making games is to much work for her now she want to make a Sex Hotline, I can't think in a better boner killer that hearing her voice

Ask and you shall receive!

You are all now imagining Brianna Wu's o-face.

 

[vertexwindi]

You are all now imagining Brianna Wu's o-face.

Can you imagine that turtle-face of his during the act of orgasming?

On second thought, dear God no, where is the bleach, brb suicide

 

[Cubanodun]

Ask and you shall receive!

You are all now imagining Brianna Wu's o-face.

i dont have to imagine it, she actually did that face in the interview where she was triggered by Hotwheels, now you are imagining a Hotline where she talk about how much she is oppresed, worst of it you have to pay for it

 

[John Titor]

Ask and you shall receive!

You are all now imagining Brianna Wu's o-face.

Spoiler

FRANK! FRAAANK! FRRRRRRAAAAAAAANNKK!!

 

[vertexwindi]

Spoiler

View attachment 28072
FRANK! FRAAANK! FRRRRRRAAAAAAAANNKK!!

Frank comes home from work, grabs a beer out of the fridge and sits on the couch, taking a hard, long sip.

He is, and has long been, a shell of a man. No real thoughts or feelings go through his head as he puts down the can of Budweiser. He turns on the TV, not to watch, but just to have some background noise in the lifeless apartment.

Frank has never been a man of many ambitions, going through life without any particular hopes or dreams. He was content just living, one day at a time. Those days are gone, now.

Those days...

The days of endless summer afternoons, of joys to be found at every corner, of burning curiosity about how everything worked and fit together...

The days of wandering though infinite neighbours, of sleeping over at friends, of spending allowance on Pokémon cards, video games and action figures...

The days where happiness came naturally to him...

Those days...

In the moments where he felt weak, he always has something to cheer him up. He reaches under the couch and takes hold of his precious item, which feels a bit weird yet satisfying to the touch.

Even though he rarely thinks about the future, millions of thoughts started flying through his head, making him just a little bit dizzy. Staring at it did make him feel comfortable, though he would be lying if he denied that it doesn't make him feel a bit anxious as well. It would be risky to keep this for much longer, lest it be found...

He takes another sip of Budweiser despite it being nearly empty for the last... five, ten minutes? How long has he been lost in his own thoughts, now? He couldn't quite say.

"Oh, Frankypuu~! I'm home~!"

Startled, Frank quickly put the noose back under the couch and hurried to the bedroom, where... she is waiting for him. He could picture her now, looking at him like a frightened turtle, trying her best to appear seductive while disgusting him to the very core.

Maybe tomorrow.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

1. oh haha look a Mary Sue article written by Brianna Wu. How appropriate.

2. I actually hope she can use this when meeting a GamerGater so I can laugh harder

3. Actually it's supposed to be about ethics in making more $$$$$$$

"If he wished he can..." I'm sure he can understand his options better than you.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I honesty wouldn't be surprised if Frank committed suicide... It would definitely give Wu those extra Patreon bucks that her dead dog didn't give her. -- Plus enthusiastically blaming GG in the process. Not like he married an attention whore turtle harpy or anything.

 

[wheat pasta]

Thanks for this, guys. Thank you so much.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I honesty wouldn't be surprised if Frank committed suicide... It would definitely give Wu those extra Patreon bucks that her dead dog didn't give her. -- Plus enthusiastically blaming GG in the process. Not like he married an attention whore turtle harpy or anything.

I can imagine a sign at the funeral saying "Please leave Patreon donations instead of flowers".

 

[Duke]

I honesty wouldn't be surprised if Frank committed suicide... It would definitely give Wu those extra Patreon bucks that her dead dog didn't give her. -- Plus enthusiastically blaming GG in the process. Not like he married an attention whore turtle harpy or anything.

Wu gives a tasteful 140 character eulogy for her recently departed husband.

 

[vertexwindi]

Wu gives a tasteful 140 character eulogy for her recently departed husband.

#GAMERGATE KILLED MY HUSBAND THEY KEPT ME ON TWITTER RESPONDING TO TROLLS INSTEAD OF GETTING HIM PSYCHIATRIC HELP

 

[NegaCWC]

Kiwis! Remember that viral video we've all been watiting for? It has finally arrived, and it's as exciting as you can expect:

The wild GamerGater appears around 46:27. Never before have I witnessed such horrible harrasment; I can no longer support GG in good conscience. I must make amends by paying an indulgence to St. Brianna's patreon.