@TM Ambrose That's legit, what do you research? Post up your masters and your published research. I'm guessing by professional dancer you mean you dance in a shitty little studio next to your $400/m apartment and you do the occasional show for decrepit baby boomers that still have an interest in whatever whack dance form I'm sure you pursue.
@dollarpennypincher What don't you understand about the fact that I already signed my offer letter after my internship fucking LMAO? If he went to work for uber it's likely because he only got his bachelors in accounting, which is also a cuck boy move.
@MerriedManJr Are you just pretending to be a fucking moron at this point or what? I just used that as an example because you seem to be confused about how much money people with CPAs make and CFOs at publicly traded companies have to disclose their compensation. Do you realize how many private and public companies in America need CFOs, VPs of finance, controllers? FUCKING LOLCOW!
You guys have me figured out all wrong anyways. I'm all about work/life balance, I really don't need that much money to be happy considering I'm already good looking and successful. Fucking LMAO at slaving away in a STEM major in college while business school students fuck themselves silly for 4 years, that's the definition of being CUCKED. Do you idiots even realize that the vast majority of people go Big 4 audit because of the incredible exit opportunities, where you sit back in your cushy 9-5 job in a smaller private company making $150k+ a year? Not because they want to be CFO's at a Fortune 500 because that's also the definition of being cucked. Face it boys, I'm on the absolute best career path there is, I'm better looking than you, and I'm smarter than you. FUCKING SALTY ASS MORONS LMAOOOOO!