Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Vapewizard]

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These people don't have $20 ea to their fucking name? lmaoooooooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1293906071908745216

So the implication here is that
1. None of them have jobs or even tugboats
or 2. Some of them do have jobs or tugboats but they already wasted it all.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Don't forget Kev-Kev eats like a pig too. His gunt, his love for canned chili and his "cookies are the most important food group" tweet are more than enough proof of that.

Yeah, but Kevin has been fat for years. Jazz on the other hand became a binge eater and obese in a short amount of time which shows how quickly his mental health has declined. And Kevin didn't always buy toys like crazy did he? Both always had mental problems for different reasons but it went from bad to worse in a short amount of time. And both times it had to do with srs.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Yeah, but Kevin has been fat for years. Jazz on the other hand became a binge eater and obese in a short amount of time which shows how quickly his mental health has declined. And Kevin didn't always buy toys like crazy did he?

I don't know if he ever held a "proper" job with enough disposable income, but going by his looks, he's always been a soy-filled redditor.

Taken from the OP:


I'd say he's just buying more toys these days.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I don't know if he ever held a "proper" job with enough disposable income, but going by his looks, he's always been a soy-filled redditor.

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I'd say he's just buying more toys these days.

Yeah but for what reason??
He tweeted that he is buying them to have the feeling of completion. A man with a destroyed penis is hoarding toys like a maniac because he is yearning for completion.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Yeah but for what reason??
He tweeted that he is buying them to have the feeling of completion. A man with a destroyed penis is hoarding toys like a maniac because he is yearning for completion.

Iknorite.

Kev, well, he did have a choice in the matter, and he made a conscious effort to troon out, and now he's filling a void - AM HOLE - in his soul by consooming so much shit.

I suspect he was barely more than a hollow shell of a person pre-op, and post-op he's even less than a hollow shell. He's a leech and a psychic vampire just like most of the cows.

 

[glass_houses]

So the implication here is that
1. None of them have jobs or even tugboats
or 2. Some of them do have jobs or tugboats but they already wasted it all.

You know, that's pretty interesting. I'm a bit skint atm, so I decided to sign up to some survey websites. It's been a brain destroying, soul numbing day and a half hunched over the keyboard, but I've earned $10 and I'm getting faster at it. There's five of them, so if they buckle down and chose reputable survey sites, they'll have their $105 in 72 hours, easy.

 

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I'm wondering if, at this point, I should make a separate thread for the ranch, both since Kevin has ridiculously little involvement with it despite living there, and the OP doesn't share the admittedly overwhelming about of information regarding it. The insight from people with farming experience is fascinating and I feel like it's a shame how it being mixed in with Kevin's idiocy takes away from both.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Yeah but for what reason??
He tweeted that he is buying them to have the feeling of completion. A man with a destroyed penis is hoarding toys like a maniac because he is yearning for completion.

He's a bugman. Just another waste of post industrial society. In years past he would have been enslaved or sent to die in a war. Instead he lives the dream of consooming. He's just scum. Simple as that.

 

[Old Fart]

I'm wondering if, at this point, I should make a separate thread for the ranch, both since Kevin has ridiculously little involvement with it despite living there, and the OP doesn't share the admittedly overwhelming about of information regarding it. The insight from people with farming experience is fascinating and I feel like it's a shame how it being mixed in with Kevin's idiocy takes away from both.

I fear such threads would constantly cross over into each other. Also, the intelligent insights bring balance to the universe of insanity.

 

[Enoby Way]

I'm wondering if, at this point, I should make a separate thread for the ranch, both since Kevin has ridiculously little involvement with it despite living there, and the OP doesn't share the admittedly overwhelming about of information regarding it. The insight from people with farming experience is fascinating and I feel like it's a shame how it being mixed in with Kevin's idiocy takes away from both.

I actually didn't see Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in the thread title til just now. It's kinda buried. I genuinely thought this was only supposed to be a thread about Kevin.
Maybe to start you could look at changing the thread title to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch AND Kevin Gibes/Kathryn Gibes etc etc. Put the ranch more front and centre in the title and see if that gets more people posting ranch content? If not, look at splitting.

Honestly I'm happy for whatever brings more ranch content, I am genuinely fascinated by the bizarreness of the whole thing.

This is my opinion as someone who loves the Tranch and the Kevin content equally, especially when juxtaposed in contrast with each other eg what Kevin did all day vs what everyone else did all day.

 

[Neko GF]

Kev-Kev trying to redefine the concept of lesbianism (again):

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300456859283849216 (Archive)

More gross oversharing:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300462346926804993 (Archive)

Kev-Kev tries to sound smart while expressing his hatred for capitalism:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300456026773139456 (Archive)

The irony of a brain-dead consoomer like Kev-Kev decrying capitalism will never get old. We all know the only reason he supports communism is that his online circles support it. Odds are Kev-Kev can barely give a basic description of the concept of either.

Kev-Kev, continuing his attempts to sound smart, rambles about he's going to vote for Biden (shocking!!):

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300448544076169218 (Archive)

Kev-Kev at the start of the year vs Kev-Kev today:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300451716098260992 (Archive)

Kev-Kev in January: Kev-Kev in August:

 

[SIGSEGV]

Kev-Kev tries to sound smart while expressing his hatred for capitalism:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300456026773139456 (Archive)

>Kevin doesn't understand that a dystopian setting is part of what defines the cyberpunk genre
>he thinks that cyberpunk is all about the products available for consoomption
Imagine my shock

 

[Monolith]

I don't think they meant for "Auk" to be there.

 

[SchoolLunchlady]

More gross oversharing:

Stop eating trash Kevvie. Does anyone know what they eat at the Tranch? On twitter it looks like it's in the middle of nowhere, do fast food places deliver that far? Or is feeding the useless couch potato while he spends money on toys yet another one of Penny's tasks at the farm.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

I'm wondering if, at this point, I should make a separate thread for the ranch, both since Kevin has ridiculously little involvement with it despite living there, and the OP doesn't share the admittedly overwhelming about of information regarding it. The insight from people with farming experience is fascinating and I feel like it's a shame how it being mixed in with Kevin's idiocy takes away from both.

There really should be. The ranch is much more interesting. For instance, nobody here covered when Penny and Bonnie assaulted somebody for holding a “terf” sign when they provided “security” at a parade in Denver.

Too many people in this thread are obsessed with what’s left of Kevin’s dick so when the ranch alphas removed what’s holding up the roof of that future slave shack nobody noticed.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Stop eating trash Kevvie. Does anyone know what they eat at the Tranch? On twitter it looks like it's in the middle of nowhere, do fast food places deliver that far? Or is feeding the useless couch potato while he spends money on toys yet another one of Penny's tasks at the farm.

If I'm seeing Google Maps right, the nearest city is Westcliffe, and according to it, it's 7.5 miles away. I don't think a fast food joint, especially in a place that rural, would deliver them anything without a very generous tip. Welp, I guess this is a big no-no for ol' boy Lou Gags, then.

Larger grocery deliveries might go their way, but I'd say he's only eating what Mistress or Troon Bonn is buying.

Edit: minor correction.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

For instance, nobody here covered when Penny and Bonnie assaulted somebody for holding a “terf” sign when they provided “security” at a parade in Denver.

Wait is this confirmed or they say they assaulted them?

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Wait is this confirmed or they say they assaulted them?

From the victim: https://twitter.com/lilylilymaynard/status/1292641041699475456?s=21

From the ranch:

https://twitter.com/bonniemakes/status/1292583514332831744?s=21

https://twitter.com/steampunkpenny/status/1292566393590657024?s=21

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

From the victim: https://twitter.com/lilylilymaynard/status/1292641041699475456?s=21

From the ranch:

https://twitter.com/bonniemakes/status/1292583514332831744?s=21

https://twitter.com/steampunkpenny/status/1292566393590657024?s=21

More proof many trans women are nothing but men that are taking their fetishes way too fucking far all while hating legitimate women. Gross.

 

[homewayhalf]

If I'm seeing Google Maps right, the nearest city is Westcliffe, and according it, it's 7.5 miles away. I don't think a fast food joint, especially in a place that rural, would deliver them anything without a very generous tip. Welp, I guess this is a big no-no for ol' boy Lou Gags, then.

Larger grocery deliveries might go their way, but I'd say he's only eating what Mistress or Troon Bonn is buying.

and considering Bonnie and Pennywise are males who do manual labor every day, I imagine they eat a lot. Kevin likely eats whatever they make/bring home in the same amount while burning the minimum amount of calories a day. Lol Fat.

And now that I think about it, Kevin is in the perfect position to roleplay as a submissive tradwife, but I’ve never heard him talk about making dinner for the “wives” or even doing chores.