Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

So did I miss it in earlier revisions of Lou's profile, or has he always referenced the parody account right in his bio? While I absolutely cannot condone anyone reading/lurking this thread to troll or harass him, it's really funny to me that Lou just cannot stop himself from constantly bringing up the parody account every chance he gets, and he's completely unaware what the Streisand Effect is.

IIRC he started referencing it three or four cycles ago.

Edit: no double posting.
Ladies, Gentlemen, and everyone who doesn't feel included in and represented by those categories, dear fellow fans of fat furry faggot fucknugget Louis Dominic Gagliardi III of Greensburg, Pennsylvania, inspiration struck me. So I fired up my pirated copy of Adobe Photoshop, and created this:

Spoiler: forgive me

The forehead is fucked up because His Adipose Majesty Lardo Calrissian the Fatlord has a radically differently shaped face from poor old Billy Dee Williams. A bit more effort could have resulted in a better picture, but I didn't want the mood to pass, and low-effort shitpost for the low-effort "writer" and "troon" anyway.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So did I miss it in earlier revisions of Lou's profile, or has he always referenced the parody account right in his bio?

The pa walrus is trying to cover his use of grubhub by blaming someone using his own words against him.

 

[Lurk]

$20 is a cheap lunch, apparently. Sounds more like Lou is ordering grub hub. Know what's a cheap lunch, Lou? A fucking sandwich which you could make in your own kitchen sitting on a stool if you need to stay off your feet

 

[Iron Hamster]

$20 is a cheap lunch, apparently. Sounds more like Lou is ordering grub hub. Know what's a cheap lunch, Lou? A fucking sandwich which you could make in your own kitchen sitting on a stool if you need to stay off your feet
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[Sintharia]

$20 is a cheap lunch, apparently. Sounds more like Lou is ordering grub hub. Know what's a cheap lunch, Lou? A fucking sandwich which you could make in your own kitchen sitting on a stool if you need to stay off your feet
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I’ve had times in the past where I’ve sprained joints, and still manage to walk around the house in order to cook because I’m not pathetic. I’m not saying that ordering takeout is unreasonable in these circumstances, but that’s when you’re fronting your own money on everything. Mature adults who are sick, injured, etc. still don’t order takeout with the frequency that Lou does.

No lie, my “I don’t wanna cook” days usually involve something easy to nuke — chicken nuggets, pancakes and sausage on a stick, waffles. Sometimes, it’s cereal. The solution to every problem is not GrubHub, it’s planning how to get what you need resolved with minimal fuss.

But, you know, talking to a brick wall when you try to give Lou advice.

 

[JoyQ]

He’s oddly protective over the hometown he refers to as “transphobic” to the point no one will hire him.

 

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There's next to no engagement on that tweet before Louis decided argue to with it. For somebody who allegedly doesn't like confrontation, he sure puts a lot of effort into finding random people to squabble with.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

There's next to no engagement on that tweet before Louis decided argue to with it. For somebody who allegedly doesn't like confrontation, he sure puts a lot of effort into finding random people to squabble with.

And it's such a benign criticism. Lou just can't help but be a cunt

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

And it's such a benign criticism. Lou just can't help but be a cunt

Reply Guys like Lou are such a pestilence on Twitter that additional functionality has been added to prevent non-mentioneds and/or non-follows from replying, and to manually hide individual replies. I imagine that the latter feature is used extensively on him, as are blockbots.

Whenever someone does engage Lou on one of his replies, he pitches a fit and quote-tweets it so he can tell all his followers that he’s being bullied on the basis of being trans or wymmyn or lesbian or Jewish or pagan or furry or leftist or 1/128th Kenyan or whatever the fuck he’s come up with this afternoon, so there’s no point in answering him. People who live on Twitter have to get used to just ignoring/blocking Lous on sight.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Reply Guys like Lou are such a pestilence on Twitter that additional functionality has been added to prevent non-mentioneds and/or non-follows from replying, and to manually hide individual replies. I imagine that the latter feature is used extensively on him, as are blockbots.

And are features he himself extensively uses. See

Fast food and a want, how surprising.
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https://twitter.com/leonadlioness/status/1300124590509875200

https://archive.md/gDX9t

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

In most US counties, an all day bus pass is $5 or 10 rides for $15. $40 for a months pass.

Port Authority prices are actually better than I thought they were: https://www.portauthority.org/fares-and-passes/fare-information/

I swear a while back it went up to 2.75, but there must've been a bunch of outrage about it. $25 a week covers 2 rides a day for 5 days out of the week, and it's pure savings if you do more than that.

Lou clearly does not ride the bus every day. He clearly does not need to ride the bus even 10 times in a week (working rate). You can put money on your bus card and have it sit in a pool - I usually keep ~$10 on mine, just in case I need to hop on a bus somewhere. If he were to buy a monthly bus pass and use it maybe twice a week, he'd be wasting ~67.50.
...wait, if he's drawing from SSD, a month pass is $49.

Of course he's just grifting to buy some more shit.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

$20 is a cheap lunch, apparently. Sounds more like Lou is ordering grub hub. Know what's a cheap lunch, Lou? A fucking sandwich which you could make in your own kitchen sitting on a stool if you need to stay off your feet
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Prices at the pizza restaurant that's literally right across the street from Lou's house:

https://www.grubhub.com/restaurant/royal-pizza-house--six-pack-117-south-hamilton-avenue-greensburg/1306670

https://archive.li/3BlCX

Some possible "cheap lunches" Lou could get for $20 by walking across the street, sales tax included:

• Two five-topping family size pizzas.
• Three meatball subs, onion rings, and pepperoni cheese sticks.
• Wings, lasagna with garlic toast, a steak salad, and fries.
• A bucket of chicken.
• Twelve orders of french fries.
• Four tossed salads, zucchini fries, and a broccoli cheddar melt. (I threw in a healthy eating option 'cause a girl's got to watch her figure.)

 

[Lurk]

New twitter yet again, acetygress (we have come full circle!)

This was probably about his agonising decision between big tiddy tiger and big tiddy lion:

 

[Sintharia]

Port Authority prices are actually better than I thought they were: https://www.portauthority.org/fares-and-passes/fare-information/

I swear a while back it went up to 2.75, but there must've been a bunch of outrage about it. $25 a week covers 2 rides a day for 5 days out of the week, and it's pure savings if you do more than that.

Lou clearly does not ride the bus every day. He clearly does not need to ride the bus even 10 times in a week (working rate). You can put money on your bus card and have it sit in a pool - I usually keep ~$10 on mine, just in case I need to hop on a bus somewhere. If he were to buy a monthly bus pass and use it maybe twice a week, he'd be wasting ~67.50.
...wait, if he's drawing from SSD, a month pass is $49.

Of course he's just grifting to buy some more shit.

Something to keep in mind — Lou doesn’t live in Pittsburgh, or even in Allegheny County. Port Authority doesn’t serve Greensburg, where Lou lives, so the costs are a bit cheaper ($2 per trip, instead of $2.50). But Lou could be using a ConnectCard or the WestMore Tix that they offer, which would negate the need for getting cash out, and thereby reduce the cost due to “atm fees.”

But that cuts into the grift.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Something to keep in mind — Lou doesn’t live in Pittsburgh, or even in Allegheny County. Port Authority doesn’t serve Greensburg, where Lou lives, so the costs are a bit cheaper ($2 per trip, instead of $2.50). But Lou could be using a ConnectCard or the WestMore Tix that they offer, which would negate the need for getting cash out, and thereby reduce the cost due to “atm fees.”

But that cuts into the grift.

That might be the confusion then - looks like the Port Authority is loosely partnered with 'em, but not the direct administrator. I had just assumed Westmoreland was some subdivision.

That indeed just makes it worse - the connect card is still like most bus cards easy as fuck to fill up online, and $20 slapped on it would get you a lot further. It looks like people with disabilities get half-off there, too.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

New twitter yet again, acetygress (we have come full circle!)
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I always like it when Lou's account name changes species but his profile pic doesn't. To put it in terms Lou can understand, it's like when the Doctor regenerates and he's still wearing the old Doctor's clothes.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Some assorted Lou for today:

Spoiler: Big tiddy retweet

Lou, can you stop fucking retweeting this shit? Everyone already knows you're an AGP, you don't need to keep trying to prove that.


Lou calling his "friend" a bottom again. It looks like that is the only interaction he has with the person.


Lou, you can refer to British people as British. That isn't a crime, nor is it incorrect. And it's a fucking meme, lardo. Please, if you want to complain that your nephew gets his shit paid for and that you don't even though you're pushing 40, at least keep up to date with internet jokes. We all know you're on it enough to do that.

 

[KrabFish]

He could have completed a bunch of online courses and get certifications to work in the time he spends online making fake profiles and excuses to beg for money.

This is why cyberbums don't deserve handouts.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

He could have completed a bunch of online courses and get certifications to work in the time he spends online making fake profiles and excuses to beg for money.

This is why cyberbums don't deserve handouts.

He already said ages ago that he thinks any sort of actual entry level manual labor job is “beneath him”.

He thinks he’s god’s gift to the world and any job he has should be from the comfort of his own home doing whatever it is he wants to do and still getting paid for it, which is what he already does through disability.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

He already said ages ago that he thinks any sort of actual entry level manual labor job is “beneath him”.

So that's his plan to crush capitalism!