Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Wow. well that's fucking retarded. 10/10 game design, Alex!
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Her panties clip through her skirt in the opening cutscene. Also in the opening cutscene (You could say it was just Y-C "imagining" how it happened, but alex isn't that clever) Yandere-chan's mom and dad are confessing to each other in front of the cherry tree, but this is clearly contradicted by alex's "tapes" where Dadpai says "Love? But we've never even spoken to each other before!"
One thing I didn't understand is why Alex didn't just use the new Ayano model in this build. Its clearly done and in the "credits" runway thing, so other than maybe some animation/rigging problems, I don't see why he didn't just put it in? Waiting to change every character? Not a good idea if the model ends up not being as good in practice as it is as just a presentation.
 
aaand he couldn't even get michaela laws to do a yandere laugh byte to replace the first one, which was also "temporary" by some unnamed girl who prob did it for free. Jesus the yandev deepfakes made him flip. "HERE'S your demo! I AM a real coder, AND YOU'RE ALL WRONG" also top kek at osana's thinly veiled yandev speech about how his parents "gave up on him", your parents can only do so much when you're a woman hating wannabe school shooter alex.
 
One thing I didn't understand is why Alex didn't just use the new Ayano model in this build. Its clearly done and in the "credits" runway thing, so other than maybe some animation/rigging problems, I don't see why he didn't just put it in? Waiting to change every character? Not a good idea if the model ends up not being as good in practice as it is as just a presentation.
If he puts the new assets in the game now, he can't make them a kickstarter stretch goal.
 
aaand he couldn't even get michaela laws to do a yandere laugh byte to replace the first one, which was also "temporary" by some unnamed girl who prob did it for free. Jesus the yandev deepfakes made him flip. "HERE'S your demo! I AM a real coder, AND YOU'RE ALL WRONG" also top kek at osana's thinly veiled yandev speech about how his parents "gave up on him", your parents can only do so much when you're a woman hating wannabe school shooter alex.
I'd consider giving Alex a $1.5 million dollar house far from "abandonment".
 
Honestly where the fuck is this in the game? I would buy it off of it exploring this plotline alone. It has tons of potential for quality laughs. Just make some tapes featuring the grandpa or something, or Mr. Saikou discussing his father's conquest and his reaction to finding out weebs already idolize Japan, for completely different reasons than he wants them to. The idea of the setting coming from an angry Japanese war vet who felt defeated when degeneracy beat him to his goal is fucking hilarious.
Nowhere, this is all just shit Alex put on the wiki for "lore purposes". There's a lot more examples of it than just this on the wiki, such as the deep backstory of Ayano's Mom and a detailed article about the student Mai Waifu, it has no purpose in the game and just takes away time for son to code. For instance there's a giant article about an in-universe anime in Yandere Simulator that goes in depth with what the show's about and what it would be like, even though hardly any of that shows up in the game. It's all pointless and has no purpose in the actual game, yet Alex feels the need to basically write his own fan-fiction and worldbuild for a game that's been in development for 6 years and hasn't had an actual in-game objective until the demo that literally came out today.

What probably happened is that Alex saw the lore of games such as FNAF and how it was a part of what led to the game's success, so he tried to do something similar. But here's the thing, FNAF was a game first and the lore and such were all really just afterthoughts. Meanwhile Alex has a wiki with hundreds of articles full of lore he wrote himself and all he has to show for its source material is a shitty demo that took 6 years to make. Alex is more focused on making a deep storyline for his game instead of actually working on the game where that story's supposed to be, his little lore's pointless if there's no purpose for it yet.
 
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If he was funny, likable, or known to make lighthearted jabs and pisstakes at himself I'd laugh, but after being redpilled, keep stroking alex, you're almost there.
 
aaand he couldn't even get michaela laws to do a yandere laugh byte to replace the first one, which was also "temporary" by some unnamed girl who prob did it for free. Jesus the yandev deepfakes made him flip. "HERE'S your demo! I AM a real coder, AND YOU'RE ALL WRONG" also top kek at osana's thinly veiled yandev speech about how his parents "gave up on him", your parents can only do so much when you're a woman hating wannabe school shooter alex.
How much more could his parents even do, they have let him live with them till nearly 30. Probably paid for all his food and necessities. His mom likely does the dishes and laundry for him
What the fuck more could he want from them?
 
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And now in a fantastic display of coding excellence, Osana got stuck walking into a fountain during cleaning time, and when I walked up to her in an attempt to talk to her to break her out of it, I drowned her, Senpai got mad, we spun in a circle and then fused into one before hitting a game over screen.

CODING
EXCELLENCE
ABSOLUTELY A DEMO THAT WILL GET A KICKSTARTER
 
And now in a fantastic display of coding excellence, Osana got stuck walking into a fountain during cleaning time, and when I walked up to her in an attempt to talk to her to break her out of it, I drowned her, Senpai got mad, we spun in a circle and then fused into one before hitting a game over screen.
You use the Snap Mode yet?
 
You use the Snap Mode yet?
I don't think it's any different than the one he "released" like a month ago.
EDIT: Just tried snap mode, it's the same. OSANA'S FUCKING ALIVE EVEN THOUGH I LITERALLY DROWNED HER. But sure, Alex, "demo".
EDIT 2: wish I knew how to do video capture because during the snap cutscene it teleported me to the roof for a knife and i FUCKING GOT STUCK.
EDIT 3: Had to restart the game through taskmanager. Real Triple A game you got here.
 
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Nowhere, this is all just shit Alex put on the wiki for "lore purposes". There's a lot more examples of it than just this on the wiki, such as the deep backstory of Ayano's Mom and a detailed article about the student Mai Waifu, it has no purpose in the game and just takes away time for son to code. For instance there's a giant article about an in-universe anime in Yandere Simulator that goes in depth with what the show's about and what it would be like, even though hardly any of that shows up in the game. It's all pointless and has no purpose in the actual game, yet Alex feels the need to basically write his own fan-fiction and worldbuild for a game that's been in development for 6 years and hasn't had an actual in-game objective until the demo that literally came out today.

What probably happened is that Alex saw the lore of games such as FNAF and how it was a part of what led to the game's success, so he tried to do something similar. But here's the thing, FNAF was a game first and the lore and such were all really just afterthoughts. Meanwhile Alex has a wiki with hundreds of articles full of lore he wrote himself and all he has to show for its source material is a shitty demo that took 6 years to make. Alex is more focused on making a deep storyline for his game instead of actually working on the game where that story's supposed to be, his little lore's pointless if there's no purpose for it yet.
No, it's in-game. You have to find the headmaster tapes and play them. Also, I haven't seen it mentioned here yet, but there's these two twins that are implied to not be human based off of their conversations with each other.
 
No, it's in-game. You have to find the headmaster tapes and play them. Also, I haven't seen it mentioned here yet, but there's these two twins that are implied to not be human based off of their conversations with each other.
Is it the Basu sisters?
 
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If he was funny, likable, or known to make lighthearted jabs and pisstakes at himself I'd laugh, but after being redpilled, keep stroking alex, you're almost there.
Speaking of taking pisstakes at himself, if Alex made his kickstarter using a deepfake meme and embraced things like the cum chalice, I'd donate all my savings to the campaign.

which is an easy bet to make because he'll never do it
 
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