Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Hey guys what the fuck

 

[SIGSEGV]

Imagine if someone had the budget and resources to turn their shitty webcomic into an animated series (or a video game in this case)

You don't need to imagine.

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Graphics machine broke.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

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Daaaamnnn haven’t seen shit like that since I played shitty mmos from 2007. That’s impressive Alex. I haven’t thought about those in decades

 

[Ligendori Namain Skulizu]

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Oh boy, that reminds me of the now dead GPU I had back in the day. It couldn't render 2d stuff properly and 3d was half dead too, I thought it was the game I was playing at the time had a fucked up update but it was my GPU that gave up on life. Still makes me sad.

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Daaaamnnn haven’t seen shit like that since I played shitty mmos from 2007. That’s impressive Alex. I haven’t thought about those in decades

Oh shit, what a coincidence, it was an MMORPG that I played, and it happened in 2013.

 

[Canned Bread]

Something stuff I found playing through the game for a bit:

Don't know if I did something to trigger it, or if it happens all the time, but the aura that appears on screen when you are too close to Senpai is Aquamarine instead of Pink for some strange reason (Can somebody confirm if they saw this too? If not, then I must have done something I can't remember to trigger it. Still a bug that really shouldn't be in the demo regardless).

Framing for Murder is impossible due to a bug. Whenever the police find a weapon with fingerprints for anybody but Ayano, the police cutscene fucks up and softlocks the game (The portrait of the person who they found fingerprints for messes up, and once you get to the text that says they found a weapon stained with blood, the text just refuses to move forward, regardless of how many times you press enter)

I can not only confirm what Muskrat said about the debug commands, but I can add onto that. If you try to make a new savefile on the main menu after unlocking debug commands, it disables the debug cheat and makes you lose access to extras on the main menu.

The Headmaster always plays his dialogue that plays when you walk into his office wearing a cardboard box, regardless of whether or not you are actually wearing it.

I knew putting Osana in the game would break stuff, but goddamn, I didn't think it would be this bad

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Imagine spending 6 years on a single rival and it still ends up being rushed.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Are ya debugging, son?

 

[MooseGump]

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Can't say the game looks bad if you can't see it, suckers

 

[EKotch]

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that be looking like something out of the matrix... and NOT in a good way, as if the whole thing's breaking down due to too much spaghetti in its systems

speaking of and bring on the top hats, when i watched the video and i got to that part where alex explained he made the layout... i was genuinely pissed off he added a matrix reference... that glorious trilogy has no place in anything to do with alex...

 

[LiquidKid]

I'm pretty sure some shady porn game studios use the exact same phrase to avoid legal troubles. Actually, wasn't there evidence of nude models in the code leak?

minor power level but I used to LP porn games once upon a time. That’s irrelevant but there was one 18+ workaround that stood out. Midway throw when you finally saw one of the girl’s naked the MC randomly says “hold up, you’re 20 right?” And she goes huh? Then he said “yeah, we’re all 20!” And then it’s used as a running gag for the rest of the game that they’re all 20 years of age despite looking 16. Shady porn excuses can be hilarious at times

God, so you can only change sound in game, and not in the main menu. Well I tried loading into the game. Technically I succeeded, but its wigging out, its stuck in panty demo mode or some shit, if I let go of the mouse it just orbits under her skirt, what the fuck.

Spoiler: Stuck in Pervert Mode

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can you turn off the VA? It’s all terrible.

I've read the most of the Wiki, saw all of the Sakura content, and played a good chunk of the game, so I could give a general outline of the story:
Main Characters

1. Mr. Saikou - Current CEO of the worlds largest corporation, Saiko Corp/Inc?
2. Megami Saikou - The final rival and the CEOs daughter.
3. Ayano Aishi (Main character) - "YanChan", the batshit insane serial killer girl you play as.
4. Headmaster - School administrator for something like 25/35 years (A long time)
5. Kencho Saikou - Younger brother of Megami and oldest sibling. Son of Mr. Saikou
6. Senpai (Taro Yamada) - The main dude that you are attempting to manipulate into being your husbando
7. Ayano's Mother - Was in the school in the 1980s. Committed various murders and got her version of Senpai, giving birth to Ayano as a result.

Now here is where the story begins:

• Saikou Corporation exists because of a grudge that Megami's grandfather held against the rest of the world.
• This grudge stems from his extreme nationalism and witnessing firsthand the bombing of Japan by the US in WWII, and watching his friends die before him.
• This nationalism is so great that he voluntarily joined a drafting Japanese military to fight for his country, during a bloody and intense war.
• Angry at the world, he sets out to create the largest corporation and spread the Japanese way across the planet, in a "revenge" attempt against everyone who wronged his great nation.
• He manages to succeed at this, creating the largest company in the world, but realizes that his plan won't work because Japan is already loved by a majority of the planet for its cultural and entertainment significance, and spreading its influence isn't really possible at this point.
• He gives up on his plan for world domination and idles around for some time before handing the company off to his son, the character known as Mr. Saikou.
• But before this, the grandfather opens a school, the Academy, as a "CEO training ground" for his son and grandchildren, putting the Headmaster in charge (We don't know his significance yet)
• In the first few years, the 1980s, Ayano's mother enters the school and goes on a similar serial killing spree, causing the Headmaster to fall into a deep depression while his schools reputation tanks and no closure is met. The headmaster becomes fat, turns into a bathroom-filming pedophile, and created the tapes (Headmaster tapes) as a coping mechanism.
• Jumping to recent times, Megami is being trained by her father to be the next CEO of their company, and is being enrolled at the school. She, the Headmaster, and the current CEO know that Ayano is at the school, but by the order of the CEO, the Headmaster is not to intervene.
• It is because of this deal that nothing changes about the school when you murder students. The only actual changes are when you either kill enough students that the school legally cannot continue operating, or a student council member which pisses off Megami greatly and she ends up having cameras and metal-detectors installed in the school.
• The no-intervening deal is because of a strange relationship between the Headmaster and the CEO, and its also hinted that Ayano's mother is involved in this as well, somehow.
• No idea of the significance of Senpai (Taro) yet, but he is somehow related to all of this.
• It was said by Alex a few weeks ago that the lore goes back to the 1700s... Nothing on this yet.
• The student council has its own lore, but it isn't related to this, so I'll leave it out. Their significance is nothing more than students at the school that Megami was friends with/recruited.
• Haven't included Kencho yet since nothing has been said about him, but he holds a massive grudge against his sister as he feels inferior to her. Its likely you'll be able to collude with him late in the game to kill/get rid of her.

There is a bit more that I'll include later, but this is the jist of it. Angry Japanese WWII veteran creates company to take over the world, but ultimately is defeated. He creates the school as a "CEO training ground" for his son and later grandchildren. Headmaster is appointed, and a bit later in time Ayano's mother comes into the school and murders people. This makes the headmaster depressed as his schools reputation falls, but she gets away with it, and in the case of Ayano herself, he can't do anything about it.
Also should mention that Alex describes Ayano as someone who feels empty without Senpai, but doesn't necessarily enjoy it. He states that she wishes that she could fix her "condition" and that murdering people is something that she doesn't like very much, but has to do for her own good.

Hold the fuck up. You’re telling me that her mom is a murderer and she inherited it? That’s the most retårded thing I have ever heard. Like legitimately Alex, there’s awful writing and then there’s this.

mad for the disgusting bloom, I wish there was more of it, at least then we wouldn’t have to look at this disgusting super Mario galaxy fangame


(Seriously, why is Rosalina in this game?)

 

[EKotch]

mad for the disgusting bloom, I wish there was more of it, at least then we wouldn’t have to look at this disgusting super Mario galaxy fangame

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(Seriously, why is Rosalina in this game?)

I think the bloom along with the pink vignette and distance blurring exists in the game to make up for the fact that entity shadows are still fucked...
if alex and any of his supporters genuinely like the bloom, then this planet is flat.

 

[LiquidKid]

I think the bloom along with the pink vignette and distance blurring exists in the game to make up for the fact that entity shadows are still fucked...
if alex and any of his supporters genuinely like the bloom, then this planet is flat.

The thing is, he could have just as easily given the game a flat but hyper saturated color pallet to make it look like a manga. It doesn’t even take cel shading to do that, many people add it as a mod for other games. That would have been an infinitely better decision than attempting to compete with oblivion for most unnecessary bloom

 

[cjöcker]

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[Μusk]

that be looking like something out of the matrix... and NOT in a good way, as if the whole thing's breaking down due to too much spaghetti in its systems

speaking of and bring on the top hats, when i watched the video and i got to that part where alex explained he made the layout... i was genuinely pissed off he added a matrix reference... that glorious trilogy has no place in anything to do with alex...

Ghost In The Shell was the original.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

I think the bloom along with the pink vignette and distance blurring exists in the game to make up for the fact that entity shadows are still fucked...
if alex and any of his supporters genuinely like the bloom, then this planet is flat.

Even cock suckers in the Reddit are pointing out it’s bad. Of course in order to keep the posts from being deleted they all start off with “Thank you Alex. You did good Alex. I love the demo BUT and I’m sorry, don’t take this the wrong way- *insert flaw here* BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOU DID A GOOD JOB!!!!”

 

[ADude]

Epic Meal Dev helped too? What?

No fucking way!

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I don't know if anyone had this but I was just walking around playing with random buttons then heard the voice line for when you kill Osana and her bodygaurd attacks you. Is there some button I might have pressed to explain why this happened?

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test out you GPU it might have gotten fucked.

 

[cjöcker]

OHHHHHH, CRANK THE BLOOM AND THEN
IT'LL REALLY LOOK NEXT GEN
THIS MAN TRULY IS A FUCKING GENIUS

Even cock suckers in the Reddit are pointing out it’s bad. Of course in order to keep the posts from being deleted they all start off with “Thank you Alex. You did good Alex. I love the demo BUT and I’m sorry, don’t take this the wrong way- *insert flaw here* BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOU DID A GOOD JOB!!!!”

You know, he has been demanding people treat him like that for years now, I was reading over the Mike Z chat last night and he demanded that any bit of criticism be coated in mountains of praise.

 

[Μusk]

The thing is, he could have just as easily given the game a flat but hyper saturated color pallet to make it look like a manga. It doesn’t even take cel shading to do that, many people add it as a mod for other games. That would have been an infinitely better decision than attempting to compete with oblivion for most unnecessary bloom

The bloom reminds me of Twilight Princess, but Twilight Princess had an actual reason to include the bloom: Creating a surreal-looking world plunged into a different realm.
Alex put bloom in his game because he doesn't know what the fuck he wants to do, and the implementation looks like shit.

https://youtu.be/7TfUtqTaDjA?t=327

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Try testing out your GPU with a different game. It could just be Alex being a shitty programmer and fucking up OpenGL/Graphics somehow, but that looks like a VRAM error if its not his fault.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

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My entry screen was fine, only the draw distance is set to 0 by default (changed by using arrow keys because i fucking got a black screen in the intro menu).
Check that out but playing the game a little... the fucking voice acting is awful and near nothing changed.