Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Neko GF]

I'm scared to start the game again I can still here the echos of my poor PC trying load this hunk of shit.

It's not worth it. That piece of shit demo way to taxing for the experience it offers. We all know that it's a barely functional mess that offers bad gameplay and glitches. Don't put your PC through that.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Regarding absolute computer rape, the thing to watch out for is if he ever figures out how to create textures from C#. Unlike most Unity classes textures are fully implemented in the C++ part of the unity backend and can and will leak absolutely horrific amounts of memory if you don't manage them correctly. Texture objects created through the inspector and its importers handle this for you, but once you create a texture on your own all bets are off.

 

[LitmusPaper]

That's why it's important that Alex gets actionable feedback on the game.

Wasn't this what the Debug Sandbox builds were supposed to be for?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I'm just saying, you shouldn't expect the demo to have no bugs on the first release. You can't find every bug. It's just not possible. That's why it's important that Alex gets actionable feedback on the game.

"No bugs" is one thing.
This still has the spinning/pathfinding issue it's had for 6 years. It's clearly a glossed up sandbox build.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Regarding absolute computer rape, the thing to watch out for is if he ever figures out how to create textures from C#. Unlike most Unity classes textures are fully implemented in the C++ part of the unity backend and can and will leak absolutely horrific amounts of memory if you don't manage them correctly. Texture objects created through the inspector and its importers handle this for you, but once you create a texture on your own all bets are off.

You piqued my curiosity, so I looked up "unity texture memory leak" and checked the first search result (archived).

What's the point of a garbage collector if you still have to destroy things manually? std::shared_ptr and std::weak_ptr have been part of C++ since C++11, and this is the kind of shit they're meant to solve.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Do a flip

How can he leave something like this in? it works for both the downstairs and upstairs bathroom so I assume it works for all them.

 

[Μusk]

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How can he leave something like this in? it works for both the downstairs and upstairs bathroom so I assume it works for all them.

How can he leave something like this in?
It's Alex. Did you think the few weeks he spent making that dumb fucking trello list was actually him debugging and his game and not just fucking Samus repeatedly?

 

[Brick Face]

Do a flip
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How can he leave something like this in? it works for both the downstairs and upstairs bathroom so I assume it works for all them.

I think you can also do that at the cherry tree before Osana confesses. But Osana spins in the air and disappears.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

That's why it's important that Alex gets actionable feedback on the game.

Time to post this again:

 

[SIGSEGV]

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How can he leave something like this in? it works for both the downstairs and upstairs bathroom so I assume it works for all them.

>Some weapons look harmless, but other weapons looks suspicious
>weapons looks
See me after class.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

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How can he leave something like this in? it works for both the downstairs and upstairs bathroom so I assume it works for all them.

Have you heard of the high elves?
That's some vanilla Oblivion fucked up physics havok

 

[irishAzoth]

I admit, I'm not sure how Alex didn't find some of these bugs on his own. I think he might have rushed the demo release.

Yes Genius, 6 years IMO is too much of a rush
he should have taken 12 years at least to fix some of these bugs and another 24 years to stop my PC from blowing up

 

[Big Bad Wart]

How can he leave something like this in?
It's Alex. Did you think the few weeks he spent making that dumb fucking trello list was actually him debugging and his game and not just fucking Samus repeatedly?

Yea maybe not any bugs but, this man could have at least made the tutorial look right. They have spelling error while other have A and B buttons like I am playing Xbox when I'm on keyboard. Is this game even playable on Xbox or is he expecting some fags to use Xbox controllers on PC with this game.

edit: A demo is suppose to be glimpse into a game so having the tutorial that shows you how to play is vital.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

So how much are you guys betting the kickstarter goal is gonna be? Knowing Alex, his greed, and his consistent need to spend money on stupid shit and Unity store assets, I'll be guessing he's gonna try begging for something within the realm of like a quarter million, though I doubt he'll hit any such big goal since his financial support squad has been weening a lot the past year or two.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

So how much are you guys betting the kickstarter goal is gonna be? Knowing Alex, his greed, and his consistent need to spend money on stupid shit and Unity store assets, I'll be guessing he's gonna try begging for something within the realm of like a quarter million, though I doubt he'll hit any such big goal since his financial support squad has been weening a lot the past year or two.

Probably something unreasonably large to keep him afloat for several years, like $500,000 except he's gonna do all the work himself and not pay people or get other designers/coders and just mooch off of volunteers.

He's already getting nearly $2k before taxes via patreon so if he is in any way hurting for money, it's his own doing.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Jesus, Osana and Raibaru walk around every club with the SAME DIALOGUE "how about this club? Do you like this club?" and that's how you find her likes and dislikes.

 

[York]

If I actually had a problem with people viewing the game's code, I would have used a process called "obfuscation" to hide the code so that nobody could ever decompile it. I didn't obfuscate the code, because I have nothing to hide.

I reread this and it makes me think about what exactly his approach would be for obfuscation. Knowing him he'd probably use some awful overpriced obfuscator on the asset store rather than IL2CPP, but god knows if the game would even run if it's compiled with the latter (if he uses System.Reflection anywhere he'd be in hell trying to get things working).

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

What's the point of a garbage collector if you still have to destroy things manually? std::shared_ptr and std::weak_ptr have been part of C++ since C++11, and this is the kind of shit they're meant to solve.

The short answer is that everything gets horrifically messy when the GPU is involved, especially when you're syncing data between GPU memory and system memory and timing of when things happen is crucial (or directly talking to GPU structs if you're doing dark-magic Vulkan stuff). That's why all the other C++-side stuff gets GCed correctly as you'd expect.

 

[irishAzoth]

So how much are you guys betting the kickstarter goal is gonna be? Knowing Alex, his greed, and his consistent need to spend money on stupid shit and Unity store assets, I'll be guessing he's gonna try begging for something within the realm of like a quarter million, though I doubt he'll hit any such big goal since his financial support squad has been weening a lot the past year or two.

The kickstarter "media blitz" is what I've been waiting for. Especially now that he's a laughing stock of the internet. How can anyone in media take this clown seriously after years of scamming children and excuses. I don't want this to end. Osana is just a chapter to this hopefully long journey, a big chapter but a chapter none the less

 

[FurezoHarto]

When your best friend gets murdered in broad daylight but mom made chicken tendies for lunch.