Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Trappin in the Trap]

I doubt he's living with them for free. I'd assume his parents are charging him rent, or they're missing a serious money-making opportunity.
And he can still use the current code as a reference. Plus, he'll have more experience this time.

I could be wrong here, but by parents' house, it's actually a house that his parents' bought for him alone.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

And he can still use the current code as a reference. Plus, he'll have more experience this time.

I'm not sure you comprehend how monumentally fucked he is. He's a 32 year old programmer who just barely understands code enough to make an entire game of code that he literally has to throw in the trash. At 32, he is well past the time for "learning" and "getting experience" ... He's had 6 years and a ton of free money. No work outside of this game, tons of free time.

actual programmers exist that have finished school, and coded games, in less time than 6 years... BEFORE hitting 30

 

[Μusk]

I'm not sure you comprehend how monumentally fucked he is. He's a 32 year old programmer who just barely understands code enough to make an entire game of code that he literally has to throw in the trash.

At 32, he is well past the time for "learning" and "getting experience" ... He's had 6 years and a ton of free money.

actual programmers finish school and code games in less time

And I have even more reason to support the idea that he will never change.
Neuroplasticity is the brains ability to change itself on a neuronal level. This is necessary for learning, memory, forming/breaking habits, and your brains overall ability to proliferate.
Neuroplasticity is aided by exercise, young age, low stress, adequate sleep, and healthy eating. Considering that Alex never does any of these and has maintained the same shitty habits for years now, it will be physically close to impossible for him to change his ways. It isn't just a lifestyle problem, but a cognitive one as well, and the more time Alex spends doing this shit over and over again is his brain degrading more and more, literally "frying" itself from a lack of environmental diversity and change. He does the same shit day after day after day, and his creativity is being destroyed by his memories slowly degrading over time with no new meaningful ones to take their place.
Use it or lose it buddy, and just as the body eats away muscles that it doesn't use, the same process happens to your brain when you don't stimulate it enough.
In short: Braindead.

 

[Thadd]

I'm not sure you comprehend how monumentally fucked he is. He's a 32 year old programmer who just barely understands code enough to make an entire game of code that he literally has to throw in the trash. At 32, he is well past the time for "learning" and "getting experience" ... He's had 6 years and a ton of free money. No work outside of this game, tons of free time.

actual programmers exist that have finished school, and coded games, in less time than 6 years... BEFORE hitting 30

Alright but everyone has different skill levels, of course there are people who are better at him, but there are also people that are a lot worse than him, it's not that good of a point to make. And like I said before, a lot of the problems with the game are lack of experience. There's nothing wrong with starting over on the code. I mean do you want the game to be a buggy mess forever?

 

[Russtard]

Yeah, I was also confused the TinyBuild situation. I don't really have an answer for that one.
I just hope he gets along better with the next group of people he works with.

And you want to throw money at this person? Who has consistently showed that he is impossible to work with? Because magically he’s going to become a better person because it’s Kickstarter gibs and not Patreon gibs? Are you on drugs?

 

[Thadd]

And you want to throw money at this person? Who has consistently showed that he is impossible to work with? Because magically he’s going to become a better person because it’s Kickstarter gibs and not Patreon gibs? Are you on drugs?

No I don't think that, but maybe the next people he works with will be more compatible with him and his vision for the game.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Alright but everyone has different skill levels, of course there are people who are better at him, but there are also people that are a lot worse than him, it's not that good of a point to make. And like I said before, a lot of the problems with the game are lack of experience. There's nothing wrong with starting over on the code. I mean do you want the game to be a buggy mess forever?

Except all of this is evidence that his work ethic is shit, and not evidence that we should "have sympathy for him" after he has had nothing but free time and free money.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

No I don't think that but maybe the next people will be more compatible with him and his vision for the game

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

but there are also people that are a lot worse than him,

Who?

 

[Thadd]

Who?

Well I for one don't know how to make a game. Do you?

 

[Μusk]

Well I for one don't know how to make a game. Do you?

Yes.

 

[Russtard]

No I don't think that, but maybe the next people he works with will be more compatible with him and his vision for the game.

That is fucking retarded and you are delusional.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I mean do you want the game to be a buggy mess forever?

Yeah, that would be pretty funny.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

No I don't think that, but maybe the next people he works with will be more compatible with him and his vision for the game.

Dude he can't even get a menu working, he is compatible with nobody

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Well I for one don't know how to make a game. Do you?

I know that to make a game you have to actually work on it and not bang your sex doll every day

By the way he has a sex doll and there is evidence it's his in this thread, if you want to see.

 

[Thadd]

I know that to make a game you have to actually work on it and not bang your sex doll every day

By the way he has a sex doll and there is evidence it's his in this thread, if you want to see.

Yeah I know about the sex doll thing. I don't care because his sex life is none of my business. That's pretty weird tho ngl

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Yeah I know about the sex doll thing. I don't care because his sex life is none of my business. That's pretty weird tho ngl

It's more than weird. No woman wants to be near him. That should say something about his personality considering he's actually Internet famous and has money.

Spoiler! He's alone because he's got very skewed and misogynistic views about women.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Well I for one don't know how to make a game. Do you?

No, I do not, that's why I haven't spent 6 six years trying to while taking money for it. Why are you so retarded?

 

[Thadd]

No, I do not, that's why I haven't spent 6 six years trying to while taking money for it. Why are you so retarded?

I don't know. I'm starting to regret joining this thread. I just felt really bad that people were crapping on him. If I worked on something for 6 years and everyone hated it, I would be really sad.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Alright guys, I'm finally caught up with the thread after being offline for about a week. Time to respond to some choice messages and add my own thoughts...

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Who would win?

• Both billionaires
• Both trained from young age. The best in intelligence, physical prowess, leadership, and presentation. Trained fighters.
• Both the de-facto leaders/dictators of their respective schools
• Satsuki has goku uniforms. Megami has access to her companies technology (Advanced AI, Murder tanks, Terminator humanoids, Etc.)
• Both have army of students beneath them + Inner circle of management (Student councils)
• Both have (distant) siblings that aid them in the future (Yandere Simulator still unknown what Kencho is going to be used for)
• Both have experience being hunted by crazy bitches going after them because of a specific person they want
• Both can send the world into apocalypse-mode. Megami just pings every product to permanently brick/controls the internet, 1984-style. Satsuki causes clothing products to become sentient and mind-control their wearers.

I can't be the only one who sees the parallels, right?
Be more creative, Alex.

Totally agree with the Satsuki-Megami comparison here. Slightly OT but I've also watched Kill la Kill; it's one of my fave series.

But yeah, Alex doesn't have an original bone in his body. Oh, and Satsuki would definitely beat Megami's ass imo.

To be fair, Sisesf's allegations aren't credible enough even for the internet. There are no recordings or screenshots, it's mostly Alex's word against hers. In the old screenshot of his streamchat he says "oh, yeah, I have them. B-BUT SHE WAS DOING IT WITH EVERYONE", not "Yeah, she was my girlfriend, but fuck her".
However, there's wonkolo's statements, who was Alex's volunteer for some time and he admits that Alex told him, that he had her pictures and that overall he acted like a fucking creep.
And no, this is incomparable to the case of John K, because his pedoshit was basically an open secret.

I should've worded my initial post better...I meant to say something along the lines of how both John K and Alex are pedos, just one more thing that makes them so much like each other. I'd go into more detail why with some more reasons why they're like each other, but I don't want this post to be too long, so I'll make a separate one later on.

I've read the most of the Wiki, saw all of the Sakura content, and played a good chunk of the game, so I could give a general outline of the story:
Main Characters

1. Mr. Saikou - Current CEO of the worlds largest corporation, Saiko Corp/Inc?
2. Megami Saikou - The final rival and the CEOs daughter.
3. Ayano Aishi (Main character) - "YanChan", the batshit insane serial killer girl you play as.
4. Headmaster - School administrator for something like 25/35 years (A long time)
5. Kencho Saikou - Younger brother of Megami and oldest sibling. Son of Mr. Saikou
6. Senpai (Taro Yamada) - The main dude that you are attempting to manipulate into being your husbando
7. Ayano's Mother - Was in the school in the 1980s. Committed various murders and got her version of Senpai, giving birth to Ayano as a result.

Now here is where the story begins:

• Saikou Corporation exists because of a grudge that Megami's grandfather held against the rest of the world.
• This grudge stems from his extreme nationalism and witnessing firsthand the bombing of Japan by the US in WWII, and watching his friends die before him.
• This nationalism is so great that he voluntarily joined a drafting Japanese military to fight for his country, during a bloody and intense war.
• Angry at the world, he sets out to create the largest corporation and spread the Japanese way across the planet, in a "revenge" attempt against everyone who wronged his great nation.
• He manages to succeed at this, creating the largest company in the world, but realizes that his plan won't work because Japan is already loved by a majority of the planet for its cultural and entertainment significance, and spreading its influence isn't really possible at this point.
• He gives up on his plan for world domination and idles around for some time before handing the company off to his son, the character known as Mr. Saikou.
• But before this, the grandfather opens a school, the Academy, as a "CEO training ground" for his son and grandchildren, putting the Headmaster in charge (We don't know his significance yet)
• In the first few years, the 1980s, Ayano's mother enters the school and goes on a similar serial killing spree, causing the Headmaster to fall into a deep depression while his schools reputation tanks and no closure is met. The headmaster becomes fat, turns into a bathroom-filming pedophile, and created the tapes (Headmaster tapes) as a coping mechanism.
• Jumping to recent times, Megami is being trained by her father to be the next CEO of their company, and is being enrolled at the school. She, the Headmaster, and the current CEO know that Ayano is at the school, but by the order of the CEO, the Headmaster is not to intervene.
• It is because of this deal that nothing changes about the school when you murder students. The only actual changes are when you either kill enough students that the school legally cannot continue operating, or a student council member which pisses off Megami greatly and she ends up having cameras and metal-detectors installed in the school.
• The no-intervening deal is because of a strange relationship between the Headmaster and the CEO, and its also hinted that Ayano's mother is involved in this as well, somehow.
• No idea of the significance of Senpai (Taro) yet, but he is somehow related to all of this.
• It was said by Alex a few weeks ago that the lore goes back to the 1700s... Nothing on this yet.
• The student council has its own lore, but it isn't related to this, so I'll leave it out. Their significance is nothing more than students at the school that Megami was friends with/recruited.
• Haven't included Kencho yet since nothing has been said about him, but he holds a massive grudge against his sister as he feels inferior to her. Its likely you'll be able to collude with him late in the game to kill/get rid of her.

There is a bit more that I'll include later, but this is the jist of it. Angry Japanese WWII veteran creates company to take over the world, but ultimately is defeated. He creates the school as a "CEO training ground" for his son and later grandchildren. Headmaster is appointed, and a bit later in time Ayano's mother comes into the school and murders people. This makes the headmaster depressed as his schools reputation falls, but she gets away with it, and in the case of Ayano herself, he can't do anything about it.
Also should mention that Alex describes Ayano as someone who feels empty without Senpai, but doesn't necessarily enjoy it. He states that she wishes that she could fix her "condition" and that murdering people is something that she doesn't like very much, but has to do for her own good.

The whole "CEO training ground" concept for the academy reminds me of yet another anime, Kakegurui. In that series, the central setting is Hyakkaou Academy, a prestigious school where only the children of wealthy and talented people go. Again, Alex is not original in the slightest.

Alright but everyone has different skill levels, of course there are people who are better at him, but there are also people that are a lot worse than him, it's not that good of a point to make. And like I said before, a lot of the problems with the game are lack of experience. There's nothing wrong with starting over on the code. I mean do you want the game to be a buggy mess forever?

C'mon man, like so many other kiwis have said pages before, defending Alex is no hill to die on. He's had six years to change his behavior and, unsurprisingly, he's acted the exact same way he has been for all of the years he's been on the Internet. Just give up dude, it's not worth it.



Anyways, I'm personally surprised that Osana's finally here. I literally thought she'd never come out. However, I did expect the demo to be absolute shit when it did come out, so I was right in that regard.

Also, that picture that someone posted of what I assume to be the credits of the demo reminded me of something...the End of Evangelion midroll credits:

Not surprised that Alex is still obsessed with everything Evangelion.