🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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BOLDYSPICY! said:
It gets even better.
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Interesting. Very interesting indeed.
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I cant think of a single 18 year old on earth that i would entrust a "instantly arrest roommate/SO/fuckbuddy/friend" card to. Even back when i was that young i wouldnt be able to keep from pulling that trigger, and this crazy cunt gets it for the next 3 years. Great.
Glade Candles said:
I know there's been a lot of speculation regarding Faith and Ralph trying to get her identification so they can get married.

A few things about this:

  • Faith left California (CA) on July 9th, taking a flight to Virginia (VA).
  • Vickers said in the latest post that he started getting texts from Ralph trying to get Faith's things (including her ID) shortly after they returned home (August 18th according to the timeline)
  • This implies that Faith did not have her California ID when she went to VA. If that is the case, she likely has a second form of ID an airport would accept, likely a passport (otherwise she'd never be able to get on an airplane.)
    • This point isn't important, but if you doubt she'd have a passport; Disney-obsessed family, upper middle class, Californians. If they haven't been on a Disney cruise I'd be astonished.
  • The requirements to get married in Virginia are pretty lax, and they would accept a passport as acceptable ID.
  • If Ralph specifically had to be at the courthouse before 3:30, that would line up with what the VA courts say.
  • Virginia keeps vital records (including marriage licenses) private for 25 years, so that specific avenue may be closed for confirmation.
I'm sure there's info I've missed that can add to this, but it seems more than plausible that they're already married.
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student IDs also count if you're a student IIRC, or at least thats what the whore i knew from Woodrow Wilson said when she had to take a plane from LAX to IAD and a bus to NYC
Civilizing Forces said:
The video game you never played it as a kid? here is link to website for it its for little kids and weebs tbh https://www.kingdomhearts.com/home/us/
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he meant what games dummy, everyone under 50 that i know has played Kingdom Hearts, but we already know Ralph doesn't have a ps4 or xbox one, so unless he magically brought one of those too i dont understand how he got her just the latest one. also it came out last year and Fai doesn't seem like the gamer type either

Also could we stop talking about Ralph being able to commute to DC and back for a job, DC might have $15 minimum wage, but its a 4 hour round trip not accounting for traffic, thats $10 for gas every day and that doesn't include how much he would pay for parking, and because of how high the pay is, every addict and hustler in NOVA is fighting for those spots. Shift Managers are basically the special ops of grifters in these places and wont let someone like Ralph be his usual alcoholic self on the job. The second he goes full wigger he will be thrown out without that day's pay.
theguntsexpartner said:
So this may explain Gators not appearance and his future non appearance, i think he is going to use this to distance himself from the killstream like Zidan did

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he does know he can find a job above sweeping right? i think we can all agree this whole Gator Graduate arc is him figuring out a way to get off Gunt Guard duty, for years Ethan let Gator have as many days off as needed to do papers and homework and sleep because of classes. he knows Ethan doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, so he knows that by giving that dumb excuse plus the words "medical field" he can basically fuck off for as long as he wants without gunty getting any wiser.

TherapyMan said:
Shannon could put the rumors to rest just by saying the granting institution. Pretty much all colleges have directories to check if an individual completed a degree. He won't say because it's more likely than not he never was awarded a degree of any kind and probably only took one class at a community college he dropped out of ten years ago, but who knows?
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we already know roughly where he lives, so we can do an order of elimination to see if he has gotten a degree


Mulp said:
Rex is legit talking about Ralph and Warski just sperging out with their racist comments. Holy shit. They are so dumb!
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considering how much he's been whining about Boogie, either he's a user on here, or he was there for when Ethan streamsniped and forced Boogie onto the killstream, either way Rex knows 1000% what the killstream is and probably doesn't like Ethan or Andy either. And he's the son of one of the best entertainers in modern history, so he clearly knows how to act to fuck with people.
 
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Gilbert Grape said:
Surfer just BTFO'd Little Dick.
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That look of pure, unadulterated pride and lack of fucks given is worth having to tolerate seeing that backbacon flopping around. He now replaces Neil Peart John Candy as my favorite Canadian to have ever lived.

So the PO restream chat was shitting on Rex Jones overall but I cannot see why. That kid's on fire. PO's customary closeup on the Gunt's stupid fat faggot face amplified the pure glory of Rex taking a proxy-shit on him and Tardski.

EDIT: It was funnier before it was spoiler'd, just popping up out of nowhere like that. I understand the overall sensibilities abiding but at least we didn't see PPP putting his thumb in his ass.
 
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How Gunt wasn't retarded alcoholic he is still the only man on the """market""" who can make shit like Frank Hassle v boogie happen. If analog of killstream will appear, especially with Zindan-level host, Gunt is done for good.
 
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NSJAP said:
How Gunt wasn't retarded alcoholic he is still the only man on the """market""" who can make shit like Frank Hassle v boogie happen. If analog of killstream will appear, especially with Zindan-level host, Gunt is done for good.
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Bloodsports are dead and gay, what you see right now is the last bunch of grifters desperately clinging on the last legs of an oversaturated market. They want to shift into more milquetoast le rational centrist type of viewpoints and content because otherwise they wont be able to pull sponsorships. They became the skeptics they once mocked but the truth of the matter is they always were. These people have only one thing in mind and that's money. They would fuck their dead or alive mother for some extra superchats.
 
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Jiz Oleman said:
That look of pure, unadulterated pride and lack of fucks given is worth having to tolerate seeing that backbacon flopping around. He now replaces Neil Peart John Candy as my favorite Canadian to have ever lived.

So the PO restream chat was shitting on Rex Jones overall but I cannot see why. That kid's on fire. PO's customary closeup on the Gunt's stupid fat faggot face amplified the pure glory of Rex taking a proxy-shit on him and Tardski.

EDIT: It was funnier before it was spoiler'd, just popping up out of nowhere like that. I understand the overall sensibilities abiding but at least we didn't see PPP putting his thumb in his ass.
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theguntsexpartner said:
So this may explain Gators not appearance and his future non appearance, i think he is going to use this to distance himself from the killstream like Zidan did

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Lmao, this is fucking incredible. Gator, you're either completely full of shit, or just fucking retarded. "Oh, I've already paid for a 4 year degree, and instead of going to work to pay that off I'm just going to to take on another 4 year degree." You can't make this kind of decision making up.
 
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Balloon Smooth said:
Lmao, this is fucking incredible. Gator, you're either completely full of shit, or just fucking retarded. "Oh, I've already paid for a 4 year degree, and instead of going to work to pay that off I'm just going to to take on another 4 year degree." You can't make this kind of decision making up.
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Gator is such a fucking faggot. Now I know why people were arguing about his degree. All he'd need to do is take a few community college courses on networking (and really just taking them to work with an actual lab handling real hardware), get a in-demand networking certification, and he would be getting multiple interviews, and a higher starting pay for having that 4 year degree.

Not to mind read (I'm going to mind read), but I think his real motivation is to try and find a GF with his new, improved Gym voice and attitude, as the medical field attracts more women than men.
 
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A Humble Ewok said:
Gator is such a fucking faggot. Now I know why people were arguing about his degree. All he'd need to do is take a few community college courses on networking (and really just taking them to work with an actual lab handling real hardware), get a in-demand networking certification, and he would be getting multiple interviews, and a higher starting pay for having that 4 year degree.

Not to mind read (I'm going to mind read), but I think his real motivation is to try and find a GF with his new, improved Gym voice and attitude, as the medical field attracts more women than men.
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Good luck to him. He has eyes like a Minecraft pig.
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Jiz Oleman said:
So the PO restream chat was shitting on Rex Jones overall but I cannot see why.
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It’s a 17 year old kid parroting random right wing talking points and riding his father’s coattails. The only person that I would think would be impressed by that is Ralph (but we already know what he thinks about teenagers).
 
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