🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[All becomes gunt]

It’s a 17 year old kid parroting random right wing talking points and riding his father’s coattails. The only person that I would think would be impressed by that is Ralph (but we already know what he thinks about teenagers).

Why would you name your kid Rex? That's a dog's name.

 

[Edilg]

Why would you name your kid Rex? That's a dog's name.

Rex backwards is Xer. Alex loves T-girls...

 

[Moufang Loop]

How Gunt wasn't retarded alcoholic he is still the only man on the """market""" who can make shit like Frank Hassle v boogie happen. If analog of killstream will appear, especially with Zindan-level host, Gunt is done for good.

This still kind of baffles me. Like the only redeeming quality Ralph has at this point is his ability to somehow book good/interesting guests every now and then. I have no idea how this is possible, but it makes me wonder if these people would go on anyone's channel for an interview as long as it appeared to be a semi legit show.

 

[All becomes gunt]

This still kind of baffles me. Like the only redeeming quality Ralph has at this point is his ability to somehow book good/interesting guests every now and then. I have no idea how this is possible, but it makes me wonder if these people would go on anyone's channel for an interview as long as it appeared to be a semi legit show.

Whoever goes on Gunty's shows has some entertainment value from time to time. Just not the one they think they do. Its amazingly entertaining to see that certain people are willing to throw everything they supposedly believe out the window and are helping this gunted man to make some shekels. In their head they are oh so based for this on their audience... If only they werent disconnected from reality.

 

[PhoBingas]

Yes he does. He's colorfulralph on PSN.

NBA 2k14 is the only game he's got an A trophy rating on... Really makes you think.

 

[FM Bradley]

It’s a 17 year old kid parroting random right wing talking points and riding his father’s coattails. The only person that I would think would be impressed by that is Ralph (but we already know what he thinks about teenagers).

Good thing no one parrots right wing talking points in here.

Myself and many others in PO's chat made plenty of jokes about when Ralph was going to start jerking off.

 

[Vetti]

Can you still compare trophies on PSN to try getting a look at Ralph's game library?

 

[MeltyTW]

Lol Ralph took a big blow of losing double digit patreons in August, 42 of them.

Also another rant no one cares about where I posit Ethan could make more commuting to McDonalds even though no adult sets that low a bar and we all know he is pitiful anyway and that no matter what Gunty and his guard will scrawl in white trash "CAINT ABORT" even at literal third world wages

Spoiler: Another Rant on This

The state of Gunty's finances has amazed and enthralled me , His stream last night made 80 dollars, the minimum wage at DC for a days work is 120 dollars. he has 223 patreons, down 42 patreons in just the month of August. If every patreon donated 3 dollars a month the gap between Ralph's earnings and the potential burger job is still 7 dollars a day, he drives a Nissan Sentra which has a gas mileage of 32 combined city highway, the gas prices in Virginia are apparently $2.120 per gallon. He lives 114 miles from D.C. With that it would cost him him $6.72 to drive there everyday meaning he still makes 28 cents more per day in the burger job. Note that I actually used the higher stream numbers, i could have used the day he made 52 dollars, which is below even the Virginia minimum wage of $7.20 an hour and Im even generously assuming the patreon numbers are maintained by having the killstream instead of treating them as a separate entity

edit lol didnt account for the cost of the return trip
edit edit, using grapthreons lowest estimate (464) or any where between that and my tripled total and its still McDonalds for the win, especially at this rate of entropy

 

[Guntkvd]

Lol Ralph took a big blow of losing double digit patreons in August, 42 of them.
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Also another rant no one cares about where I posit Ethan could make more commuting to McDonalds even though no adult sets that low a bar and we all know he is pitiful anyway and that no matter what Gunty and his guard will scrawl in white trash "CAINT ABORT" even at literal third world wages

Spoiler: Another Rant on This

The state of Gunty's finances has amazed and enthralled me , His stream last night made 80 dollars, the minimum wage at DC for a days work is 120 dollars. he has 223 patreons, down 42 patreons in just the month of August. If every patreon donated 3 dollars a month the gap between Ralph's earnings and the potential burger job is still 7 dollars a day, he drives a Nissan Sentra which has a gas mileage of 32 combined city highway, the gas prices in Virginia are apparently $2.120 per gallon. He lives 114 miles from D.C. With that it would cost him him $6.72 to drive there everyday meaning he still makes 28 cents more per day in the burger job. Note that I actually used the higher stream numbers, i could have used the day he made 52 dollars, which is below even the Virginia minimum wage of $7.20 an hour and Im even generously assuming the patreon numbers are maintained by having the killstream instead of treating them as a separate entity

edit lol didnt account for the cost of the return trip

It is so bizarre that gunt still has the patreon and Sargon doesn't.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Lol Ralph took a big blow of losing double digit patreons in August, 42 of them.
View attachment 1566669
Also another rant no one cares about where I posit Ethan could make more commuting to McDonalds even though no adult sets that low a bar and we all know he is pitiful anyway and that no matter what Gunty and his guard will scrawl in white trash "CAINT ABORT" even at literal third world wages

Spoiler: Another Rant on This

The state of Gunty's finances has amazed and enthralled me , His stream last night made 80 dollars, the minimum wage at DC for a days work is 120 dollars. he has 223 patreons, down 42 patreons in just the month of August. If every patreon donated 3 dollars a month the gap between Ralph's earnings and the potential burger job is still 7 dollars a day, he drives a Nissan Sentra which has a gas mileage of 32 combined city highway, the gas prices in Virginia are apparently $2.120 per gallon. He lives 114 miles from D.C. With that it would cost him him $6.72 to drive there everyday meaning he still makes 28 cents more per day in the burger job. Note that I actually used the higher stream numbers, i could have used the day he made 52 dollars, which is below even the Virginia minimum wage of $7.20 an hour and Im even generously assuming the patreon numbers are maintained by having the killstream instead of treating them as a separate entity

edit lol didnt account for the cost of the return trip

While the burger job may be a tempting offer, given the higher pay and constant access to customer's leftovers, the problem is it requires a full day of actual work. Ethan Ralph cannot simply abandon the neet lifestyle or his alcoholism for the sake of those meagre perks.

 

[MeltyTW]

It is so bizarre that gunt still has the patreon and Sargon doesn't.

not when you take into account a good chunk of people both in and out of his fanbase care about Sargon one way or the other and that he has gotten national attention. Patreon iirc doesnt really care about politics and only started to once it became a blacklistable offense in big tech. They were one of the last platforms to lock in step iirc and it had articles from "when will patreon stand against hate" and "patreon finally takes stands against hate"

While the burger job may be a tempting offer, given the higher pay and constant access to customer's leftovers, the problem is it requires a full day of actual work. Ethan Ralph cannot simply abandon the neet lifestyle or his alcoholism for the sake of those meagre perks.

Surely there is no shortage of workers who laze about on their phones pretending to work though. Think about @theralph, higher pay, benefits, chances for promotions, paid Vacay, people recognize you as having an actual job and no one can call you a grifter!. Hell you could do both this and the Killstream you can have someone else run it whenever you cant be assed. Seriously though how many problems does that fix for him? We cant call him a jobless felon, his finances are more than doubled so that angle of attack is gone, you have a tiny infinitesimal more of a case of being a fit parent too

 

[High Tea]

Lol Ralph took a big blow of losing double digit patreons in August, 42 of them.
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Also another rant no one cares about where I posit Ethan could make more commuting to McDonalds even though no adult sets that low a bar and we all know he is pitiful anyway and that no matter what Gunty and his guard will scrawl in white trash "CAINT ABORT" even at literal third world wages

Spoiler: Another Rant on This

The state of Gunty's finances has amazed and enthralled me , His stream last night made 80 dollars, the minimum wage at DC for a days work is 120 dollars. he has 223 patreons, down 42 patreons in just the month of August. If every patreon donated 3 dollars a month the gap between Ralph's earnings and the potential burger job is still 7 dollars a day, he drives a Nissan Sentra which has a gas mileage of 32 combined city highway, the gas prices in Virginia are apparently $2.120 per gallon. He lives 114 miles from D.C. With that it would cost him him $6.72 to drive there everyday meaning he still makes 28 cents more per day in the burger job. Note that I actually used the higher stream numbers, i could have used the day he made 52 dollars, which is below even the Virginia minimum wage of $7.20 an hour and Im even generously assuming the patreon numbers are maintained by having the killstream instead of treating them as a separate entity

edit lol didnt account for the cost of the return trip
edit edit, using grapthreons lowest estimate (464) or any where between that and my tripled total and its still McDonalds for the win, especially at this rate of entropy

Explains why he's been shilling the Patreon and merch like stickers so hard these days. Or possibly in addition to his patreon and stuff, he's on welfare, providing extra income. If you aren't forthcoming about streaming and/or merch income, I imagine it would be pretty easy to get welfare if it looks like you have no income and are supporting your sick mother and brother. It might explain the tax letter Ade talked about.

It is so bizarre that gunt still has the patreon and Sargon doesn't.

Controversial and permanent ban from YT, but has not been demonitized from any monetary platforms like most people in his situation would be. It's very strange.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Yes he does. He's colorfulralph on PSN.

Here’s his psn Profile as proof
Edit: Plenty of PS4 games on there

Just out of curiosity, how does one go about getting a PSN account perma-banned?

 

[Postal Pippa]

Just out of curiosity, how does one go about getting a PSN account perma-banned?

He would need to stream himself having sex with his child bride using the webcam via their PS branded The Playroom if Im not mistaken. Thats at least one way.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Didn't think I'd get to see surfers Hog when I checked in on this thread. Very based

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Didn't think I'd get to see surfers Hog when I checked in on this thread. Very based

The man is a total liability, and I love him for it. Absolute mad lad.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Or possibly in addition to his patreon and stuff, he's on welfare, providing extra income. If you aren't forthcoming about streaming and/or merch income, I imagine it would be pretty easy to get welfare if it looks like you have no income and are supporting your sick mother and brother. It might explain the tax letter Ade talked about.

When the IRS suspects you of cheating your taxes they dont bust down your door immediately, the audit window is typically 7 years, so they will tag you in their system and start actively investigating you for 6 and 1/2 years and let you build up a long record of fuck ups, then they will hit you all at once. And if the gunt is doing something as shady as lying about income and collecting welfare as a result. . . well, let's just say the IRS will have him making license plates in federal prison for the rest of his life, which without booze could be as long as 10 years.

 

[Laura Loomer]

hey @theralph how does it feel to know surfer's peen is twice the size flaccid than yours is erect?

 

[MeltyTW]

hey @theralph how does it feel to know surfer's peen is twice the size flaccid than yours is erect?

whats hilarious is that matches the relative sizes of their blades too
edit ah heres the image, credit @Gunterer

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Controversial and permanent ban from YT, but has not been demonitized from any monetary platforms like most people in his situation would be. It's very strange.

Maybe he's a Fed and all those trips to DC are him doxing his paypigs to the FBI's Countering Far-Right Extremism department.