Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Big Nasty said:
If you watch the first Cobra documentary, pay no attention to that bum who appears in the first minutes. That is his only appearance and he isn't relevant to the GKC JFS story.
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I think he was mainly in there just to emphasize that Cobes entire social circle is essentially homeless people and drugs addicts, like the guy in the mall parking lot and the skateboarder guy on probation.
 
moseph.jartelli said:
I like him. Hes a classic cow in the sense that hes just funny. Theres no pedo, tranny, SJW, racist, schizophtenic hot takes with him. He's just a tard that does tard things. He's pretty harmless, and the rabbit hole really isnt a hole do much as its stupid events in a linear fashion.
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Agreed, the best cows are the ones who are just weirdos who do retard shit. The only problem and the reason not all too many of them even exist anymore is the bigger retards who think it's a good idea to fuck with them and drive them off the internet.
 
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ShiningBrightly said:
fuck i always miss the wand sales. i've been trying to get one for a few months now but i'm always too slow
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Maybe you'll get lucky soon. His channel is currently demonitized and he overdrafted his account on door dash so he'll have to make up for those superchats somehow.


Edit: I'm an idiot and linked the wrong video, Pineapple Fox got it
 
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ShiningBrightly said:
lol o shit are u serious?
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Yes, but I am not in the US so that may have been a reason, the regular size wand he had up would have cost me around $160 after taxes and as much as I want one I don't know if I can justify spending that much on a spray painted stick that has probably been pissed on by a denizen of Casper.

Darfliny uploaded this video yesterday of him and Jorsh throwing eggs at each other TWU

Also he might be getting that eye surgery tomorrow? I wonder if he will talk about it, it would be interesting to see him without his wandering eye
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After so much bitching about hater trolls and being a broken record of the same shit lately, and not enough badass vocal covers into his probably very pleasant smelling copper mule cup, I had to take a break from the googly eyed warlock who smells good. Remember, the g-spot feels like a wet walnut. Just gotta feel around up there.

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Josh is getting his cataract surgery today
"Yeah Youtube, that doctor was super professional. They had a cute nurse there and when she took me back to the room she said to the doctor 'that goth patient smells good' yeah buddy"
In all seriousness, I hope his procedure goes well and I hope it actually helps his vision a lot.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Haven't followed this cow, but going by the first page (he DFE'd hardcore, I think 1 video there is still up) and the last page with the closing of some drama, looks like an active cow that might be interesting. Is it worthwhile going down the rabbit hole with this one?
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He used to be much more entertaining. But still worth it if you can hang on for a bit.
 
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Eye surgery was a success, he will be wearing a patch for a few days, he still smells good with his Bond Tactical Soap and it makes him confident because muh assburgers YAH BUDDY


 
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The definitely not balding 29 year old Josh Saunders now has a brand new eye! Just kidding but seriously, I’m really glad surgery went well and can’t wait to see what he does with his new sight freedoms.
Now maybe he’ll see how disgusting he looks everyday and maybe wash up? I guess we’ll have to wait and see. *crossing fingers*
 
ShiningBrightly said:

lol this chick is back w/ another reaction to the gothic autism lord
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ConsoleWarVet said:
Maybe you'll get lucky soon. His channel is currently demonitized and he overdrafted his account on door dash so he'll have to make up for those superchats somehow.


Edit: I'm an idiot and linked the wrong video, Pineapple Fox got it
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Pineapple Fox said:

Boo I want a wand so bad but the shipping alone is $60!! Maybe one day :(
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Pineapple Fox said:
Yes, but I am not in the US so that may have been a reason, the regular size wand he had up would have cost me around $160 after taxes and as much as I want one I don't know if I can justify spending that much on a spray painted stick that has probably been pissed on by a denizen of Casper.

Darfliny uploaded this video yesterday of him and Jorsh throwing eggs at each other TWU
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This saga will be interesting. My money is on him fucking up the aftercare and it getting infected.
 
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Since Josh got demonetized on youtube, it took him a week to set up streamlabs. He went live yesterday. In a fuck up that only our gothic lord could accomplish, Josh entered his email incorrectly on streamlabs. gothickingcobra@gmil.com ... donations with troll names pour in. Donors and the chat warn him that donations are getting refunded, but Cobes is much too smart for the trolls. He also ordered a sandwich to celebrate all the donations he (thought) was getting.

As always, Bitesize has captured it all.

 
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