Honey, let me tell you exactly how this is going to play out:
>you’re going to keep thinking you’re “sticking it to the haters” by having a proxy slap fight with the New Zealand Department of Agriculture and spreading what we say to the world.
>We’re going to continue to laugh at your exceptional behavior because people like you are what these forums exist to catalogue and we’re going to keep logging and talking about you because we know you’re reading it and you’re going to react in hilarious ways.
>You’re going to let something you don’t want people to know slip or it’s going to get dug up because we run off Crystal Autism here and somebody is going to take the time to dig up the life story of your entire bloodline.
> All your dirty laundry is going to get put on blast and all the little skeletons in your closet will catch up to you and you won’t be prepared to face them.
>Us good little kiwis follow a “no gayops” rule, but observers who lurk here won’t, do you’re going to end up with a bunch of orbiters who will follow you around giving you grief and making your life hell, using all the shit you let end up here to torment you.
>You’re going to have a meltdown sometime in the future and try to run, but you can‘t escape because the internet never forgets.
>Then you’re going to limp back and pretend we don’t exist and try to salvage what you can. And you’ll do nothing of note and fade in to obscurity, up until the occasional random boost in activity when somebody comes across your name here or on your own thread, and you’ll have a juicy panic attack that will get logged until the miserable cycles continues indefinitely.
You are neither the first, nor the last. And this is generally how every fucking one of these slapfights play out, so please fucking continue, because I love it when cows try this shit. It’s so enjoyable to watch.
Reality check too powerful.