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Yeah I don't know why I even asked him anything. I should've known he wouldn't/couldn't give any honest answers considering he knows Lucas could come here
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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So was Pukas completely offline today?
Nursing A hangover?
Dealing with probationary issues?
Anybody know?
Nursing A hangover?
Dealing with probationary issues?
Anybody know?
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Probably busy jerking to Sophie's photos after the way she talked to him. I really hope we get a new Lacie because it makes for great content, and Lucas is nothing if not a creature of habit
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Since Lucas has been quiet for a tiny bit, have one of his newer, mercifully short raps.
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I don't get how his musical propensity never got him laid. Dude's a virtuoso.
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He should make a record.
Artist: Lukey C-rapper
Album: Not in the cards
Label: Incel records
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While this is good, and appreciated, I prefer "You Breed Stupidity." It contains Luca's finest bars:
Lucas ought to rap more. For a fellow who hates rap, and flatbills, he spits fire.
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Woke up from a nap and had the most satisfying (if not a bit weird) dream about Lucas.
So for some reason the Farms had decided to hatch a plan to kill Lucas after something serious he did. I don't remember what it was but it involved a murder of a person. We didn't know what to do, until we found out that Lucas had somehow found himself in hot water with a mafia boss over said incident. We decided to use this to lure Lucas into some place using food (and probably promises of teen poonaner) where a mafia underling walked in and promptly capped his head.
Now obviously I wouldn't endorse this in real life, but if something like this did happen (without the Farms' interference, of course)...I'd feel there would be no better end for the good 'ol Wern.
So for some reason the Farms had decided to hatch a plan to kill Lucas after something serious he did. I don't remember what it was but it involved a murder of a person. We didn't know what to do, until we found out that Lucas had somehow found himself in hot water with a mafia boss over said incident. We decided to use this to lure Lucas into some place using food (and probably promises of teen poonaner) where a mafia underling walked in and promptly capped his head.
Now obviously I wouldn't endorse this in real life, but if something like this did happen (without the Farms' interference, of course)...I'd feel there would be no better end for the good 'ol Wern.
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Has anyone checked the hospitals / jail for lucas yet? He's been silent over 24 hours after his little bender.
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I checked some Spokane newspaper to see if there had been reports of a bloated corpse found by the river but I’m not sure if vagrant deaths even make the news.
He's not listed in the Spokane inmate roster so he's not in jail.
@Nobleman, was Lucas at the HOC Wednesday night?
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Sorry about the slow reply, having some significant PC issues at the moment. Yay for having a virus I can't get rid of because the antivirus won't detect it and I can't do a reset because attempting to makes my video card crash
I wish I did have something to post on the matter, she wasn't too concerned with keeping much of anything at the time unfortunately, barely packed a bag and took off to a relatives up here. That said, from what I understand of the whole situation lucas didn't hit on her exactly, she apparently caught his eye at some point and she ended up starting to notice he was showing up a bit of a distance away from her on a regular enough basis that it clearly wasn't random chance. She caught him staring at her weirdly a few times like that. Probably not too much different from that pic of him behind the garbage cans if you know what I mean. a couple of times she got the distinct impression he was waiting for her to get out of the bathroom to bump into her or something to that effect when she left. Either he lost his nerve or expected her to start some sort of interaction. Either way nothing came of those incidents other than lucas giving her some questionable somewhat angry looks. From what she said there were two things that were what triggered her freaking out and leaving. The first was what I suspect was lucas's attempt to be a 'gentleman' by opening a door to go outside for her when he 'happened' to be close enough to do so at the time. She went to open it, put her hand on the door handle and he quickly tried to put his hand on hers and open it for her. Needless to say she did not appreciate that, attempted to pull her hand back and lucas held the door shut for a second or two, accompanied by one of his not so friendly glares. She told him to fuck off or something to that effect and whatever he was thinking at the time he lost his nerve and quickly left the area. She attempted to report the incident as having made her very uncomfortable and wanted the school to do something about it, having a talk with him or whatever it is they do in such situations. She didn't know who he was at the time (she asked around afterwards and found out who he was before too long) so she described him. The admin staff sort of edge wise implied he had some issues and therefore had to be given some leeway without being too blatant about it and told her there wasn't really anything they could do unless physical contact was made, she was threatened or some kind of inappropriate sexual advance was made. The door incident apparently didn't count because 'its your word against his and he would deny it.' She said she got the impression it wasn't the only complaint they had received about him and that they were not too happy with her bringing it to their attention. There was some arguing about it, she flipped out accusing them of putting her in danger and refusing to do anything until and unless she got hurt, ended up withdrawing, went home, locked herself in a closet for a couple days and nearly had a nervous breakdown. Keep in mind that just a week prior to this her mentally ill brother had showed up at her mothers house with a gun, shot at her mother and sister (nobody was harmed thankfully) and took off running down the street for no apparent reason and she herself already had a history of being severely abused by men and is terrified of most men in general so even the comparatively minor things that happened at the school freaked her out more than they probably would with the average person
So yeah, not anything too major but it shows he wasn't exactly on his best behavior at school, which probably isn't too surprising. Whether the report got back to lucas or had anything to do with him not going back the next semester I have no idea. Schools being how they are these days it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't do jack shit about it out of fear of somebody suing them or lucas starting some bs or having a freakout. She did the fact that he absolutely reeked though and he stared at alot of people, women I assume. I don't think she saw his library board game escapades, or at least didn't mention them if she did
One thing thats worth mentioning come to think of it is that nobody she talked to when finding out who he was seemed to know much more about him than his name and the fact he was an obviously weird person. I mean she told me his name and I was the one who bothered to look him up to see if maybe there were any other incidents at the school that went public after or anything like that and ended up finding this site. She was none too happy when she heard what I read on here about him. If she had known that stuff at the time I get the feeling she would have totally lost her shit and tried to beat the shit out of him in self defense. It wouldn't be the first time. Better that she didn't know at the time I think, for everyone involved. But on the plus side she did forward some of the more important info about lucas to some of the people she knew at the school and warned her sister not to go there, so this thread absolutely has done a public service. Its also worth mentioning, again now that i'm thinking about it that she does fit much of lucas's typical profile - right in his age range, prefers older men, wants to have kids, literally had a fetlife profile for awhile ironically, which didn't last long or end well apparently, and is easily intimidated and fearful of men and therefore the kind he would think he could control and get what he wants from.
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I hadn't met her at the time yet unfortunately, The funny thing is she has become very close with a female friend of mine who's entire family is more than a little connected, I made it explicitly clear to her to never, ever bring the stuff up with lucas to her or anybody else that might inadvertently tell her about it. If she ever found out I wouldn't put it past her to legitimately do something to lucas for messing with her friend. I mention that because it bears pointing out that lucas really doesn't understand how his behavior could set somebody off in a big way. Hell maybe not even them, could be some little girl he gets creepy with in a mall or whatever and her father goes ballistic on him someday. He really, really doesn't understand how serious the consequences from his behavior can get, whether they are justified or not, and fundamentally it boils down to him never cluing in to the fact that alot of what he does is flat out wrong
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I'm surprised nobody there knew who he was. I mean he's somewhat infamous online now, even outside the states. And with his criminal record I'd figure he would have been too much of a risk in the first place for the college. I mean a mentally ill 38/39 year old man with a history and criminal record of violence and stalking towards women allowed near young college aged people who have no idea how much of a monster he really is, sounds like a legal shitstorm waiting to happen. Not surprised he didn't get in trouble though, Lucas always has people enabling him, it's pretty much the only reason he isn't in jail or on a sex offender list.
It would be the word of a documented and known sexual predator against a woman, and I doubt SCC wants a MeToo scandal because of a fuckup like Lucas who's clearly too stupid to graduate anyway. I do hope they're smart enough not to accept him back this time, or they deserve whatever scandal happens when Lucas tries this creeper shit with another woman
It would be the word of a documented and known sexual predator against a woman, and I doubt SCC wants a MeToo scandal because of a fuckup like Lucas who's clearly too stupid to graduate anyway. I do hope they're smart enough not to accept him back this time, or they deserve whatever scandal happens when Lucas tries this creeper shit with another woman
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It’s disturbing but not surprising to hear that Lucas has the famed predator’s sixth sense for detecting people who’ve been abused before.
On a lighter note, Lucas the Rapper is my favorite persona. Just another reason he has to team up with Russel Greer and take LA!
On a lighter note, Lucas the Rapper is my favorite persona. Just another reason he has to team up with Russel Greer and take LA!
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I laughed out loud when Lucas said he used to have a friend name Russell.
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Bro thats fucked. I can get down with inclusivity and tard accommodations but allowing a creep timebomb with an established pattern of following and staring at girls half his age (with multiple reports) to walk around without a wrangler or any protocol to wrangle is a lawsuit in itself waiting to happen. What kind of policy is to say they can't do anything about it until physical contact is made, and then when your wife describes the physical contact, they respond that it's a he/she said so it doesn't count? Doesn't this kind of insinuate that the same response could be applied to sexual assault?
Like other previous posts have mentioned, this new phase of drinking does veer a path away from funny lolcow, to really dangerous and some fucked up shit I know none of us wants anything to do with
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I have a daughter that isn't far from approaching his desired age range (who are we fooling, she's already in his range) and I have no doubt my reaction to someone like him accosting her would not be pleasant.
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it is prohibited (unless explicitly authorized by the chief of campus police or by a greater authority such as federal law enforcement, state governor, et c) to carry a concealed firearm on school/university campus property. this may also apply to other weapons as defined in the statute. https://apps.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=9.41.280
it is authorized for a person fourteen years of age or older (with written permission of the parent), or eighteen years of age or older, to carry (concealed or otherwise) a personal spray device such as MACE, pepper spray or similar, for the purpose of personal protection, including school property. https://apps.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=9.91.160
it is generally considered good parenting to demystify firearms or other weapons to help prevent "curiosity" from causing unintentional injury. early introduction to safe practices, and familiarization on their appropriate use is a vital part of firearms ownership and can be extended to many other self defense products. it is important to impress that a weapon is not a toy, but a tool that has a specific use. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/parenting/wp/2017/05/02/firearm-education-could-save-kids-lives/
instructional videos are often available by the manufacturer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOiY_m--JHY
it is authorized for a person fourteen years of age or older (with written permission of the parent), or eighteen years of age or older, to carry (concealed or otherwise) a personal spray device such as MACE, pepper spray or similar, for the purpose of personal protection, including school property. https://apps.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=9.91.160
it is generally considered good parenting to demystify firearms or other weapons to help prevent "curiosity" from causing unintentional injury. early introduction to safe practices, and familiarization on their appropriate use is a vital part of firearms ownership and can be extended to many other self defense products. it is important to impress that a weapon is not a toy, but a tool that has a specific use. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/parenting/wp/2017/05/02/firearm-education-could-save-kids-lives/
instructional videos are often available by the manufacturer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOiY_m--JHY
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Out of all this, I enjoy most the part where the administrator says Lucas “has issues” and then follows it with “it’s your word against his.”
Ah, the word a woman. Not good enough to be equal to the word of a man, but perhaps approaching the same footing as the word of a mentally disturbed man whom the administration is well aware has garnered many complaints with his mentally unsound actions.
Seriously, the guy really said, “Oh yeah, Lucas has tardbrain” and then followed it up with “your word against his would be tough to prove”? Just fantastic.