US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[ChikN10der]

This is exactly why his campaign is functionally as dead as Biden's brain, at this point. Whether his campaign staff realizes it or not--Because Biden isn't making his own decisions-- they're stuck in a death spiral. All of the policies and points that he made earlier in his campaign aren't just being walked back, they're being outright reversed because this is no longer a "sprint to the middle" that you usually see in traditional politics, nevermind the fact that said 'sprint' generally doesn't occur with 60 days left until an election. All of the policies that he was hammering onto the podium were forced to be as far-Left as he could reasonably make them, because he was trying to be the most-Progressive candidate on the stage, as that was the only way the DNC could think to counteract Donald Trump.

They threw all of their chips into the Progressive stack, mistakenly assuming that was their biggest voting bloc, not realizing that Bernie's radical wing of the DNC is actually fairly small and pursuing what that group wants is done to the detriment of all other groups. These policies were all so extreme to the Left side of the field (Free healthcare for illegals, no borders, universal healthcare, green new deal, etc) that even just inching them back isn't enough to bring you in line with the moderates, you need to dump them outright if you want a snowball's chance in Hell of appealing to your sane voters.

But even if you push all of that off to the wayside, his campaign is falling for a completely fatal trap, and I don't know if they even see it: They do whatever Trump tells them to do. Joe Biden says he won't go to Kenosha, so Trump goes to Kenosha, and this forces Joe Biden to go to Kenosha. Donald Trump starts hammering on "Joe Hiden", and his campaign starts pushing him out onto the stage to prove that they're totally not hiding Joe, forgetting that the reason they were hiding him in the first place is that every time that Joe makes an appearance, he rams his foot down his own throat.

If Joe Biden's campaign won't agree to the debates, Trump will just start flapping his arms and making chicken noises, and ten minutes later Joe will get shoved out of his napping chair and onto the debate stage so fast that he won't have time to put his teeth in. Trump says Joe Biden can't jump, and Joe immediately jumps as high as he can to prove Trump's wrong. He has Biden's entire campaign wrapped around his finger and they're too short-sighted and angry to even see that it's happening.

Trump getting Mike Bloomberg to commit to not standing on a box during the debates is what sold me on the 3d chess meme. He makes his enemies dance to his tune every time, and they don't seem to realize it.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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I'd link the article, but they already deleted it. Here's the album, though:

In photos: Biden, Trump supporters gather in downtown Kenosha ahead of Biden's visit

Supporters of Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden and President Trump are starting to gather in downtown Kenosha, as the former vice president and his wife, Jill, are visiting Kenosha.

www.kenoshanews.com

https://archive.vn/XdjQv

Biden has like 6 supporters there. Trump's lined the street for blocks.

This reminds me of how the media was organized outside the Trump supporter area in Midtown, Manhattan during the election night in 2016. When you watched on TV, they made it look like a raucous crowd filled with wacky people. Then I went in person and realized there were as many media members there as Trump supporters, but every single camera crew had set their broadcasts up in a way that exaggerated the crowd while not showing the 50 other camera crews surrounding them.

In Kenosha, they're taking close-up photos of Biden supporters with their signs to pretend Biden has support there. But any random Twitter video giving a panoramic shot of the entire scene reveals there's basically nobody in the crowd. Fuck the media, they're enemies of the People.

 

[It's HK-47]

Trump getting Mike Bloomberg to commit to not standing on a box during the debates is what sold me on the 3d chess meme. He makes his enemies dance to his tune every time, and they don't seem to realize it.

Those fucking clown shoes he wore during the 9th debate still crack me the fuck up. "I'm not short!" And to prove this he goes out of his way to have a custom pair of clown stompers cobbled together so he doesn't look like a fucking preschooler on the debate stage, and he has to death-clutch the podium the entire time to keep from falling over.

 

[GuntPunt]

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In photos: Biden, Trump supporters gather in downtown Kenosha ahead of Biden's visit

Supporters of Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden and President Trump are starting to gather in downtown Kenosha, as the former vice president and his wife, Jill, are visiting Kenosha.

www.kenoshanews.com

https://archive.vn/XdjQv

Biden has like 6 supporters there. Trump's lined the street for blocks.

Truly, this is the crowd for a candidate with a +14 lead nationally and +5 or more in the state.

 

[Sped Xing]

The fact that y'all are so confident will make it so delicious when all your hopes turn to ash in your mouths.

I hope being right will be enough to distract me from the collapse of my country.

 

[ChikN10der]

The fact that y'all are so confident will make it so delicious when all your hopes turn to ash in your mouths.

I hope being right will be enough to distract me from the collapse of my country.

Who are you talking to?

 

[RockPaper]

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I love how small the word "HARRIS" is painted on that sign.

And what's with the fucking clouds? Weird as hell.

 

[Absolutego]

Who are you talking to?

He's an eternally pessimistic doomer who is upset that the rest of us are taking enjoyment in watching Democrats completely reverse their messaging and publicly flounder for the last month, instead of engaging in his preferred hobby of whining about hordes of niggers and spics invading, and the inevitable ruination of civilization by faggots and white liberals.

 

[Sped Xing]

I just want to be right for once in my life.

 

[Harvey Danger]

link / archive

Article on the lawsuit here, which is mostly about paperwork referring to this specific incident:

On March 29, 2020, the Gateway Pundit republished a 2017 report alleging that an unidentified Secret Service agent was suspended for a week in 2009 for “shoving Biden after he cupped his girlfriend’s breast while the couple was taking a photo with him.” “The situation got so heated … that others had to step in to prevent the agent from hitting the then-Vice President,” according to the report.

But the fun part is in the report from 2017 (archive):

Former Joe Biden Secret Service Agent: We Had to Protect Women From Him, ‘Weinstein Level Stuff’
A former Secret Service agent assigned to the Vice President Joe Biden residence claims that the Service often had to protect female agents from him.

Speaking on the condition of anonymity, the agent asserted that, “We had to cancel the VP Christmas get together at the Vice President’s house because Biden would grope all of our wives and girlfriend’s asses.” The annual party was for agents and Navy personnel who were tasked with protecting the Biden family.

“He would mess with every single woman or teen. It was horrible,” the agent said.

I don't remember hearing about this when it first came out, must've got lost in the wave of TDS that year. We did hear about the "swimming naked" thing once the primaries started up, and the media hand-waved it off.

But I wonder why they haven't addressed any of the other allegations...

 

[CrippleThreat]

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Article on the lawsuit here, which is mostly about paperwork referring to this specific incident:



But the fun part is in the report from 2017 (archive):



I don't remember hearing about this when it first came out, must've got lost in the wave of TDS that year. We did hear about the "swimming naked" thing once the primaries started up, and the media hand-waved it off.

But I wonder why they haven't addressed any of the other allegations...

Cover ups, perhaps.

But could this be the September surprise?

 

[ChikN10der]

Joe was smart enough to get out ahead of that one. The dem party is pro rape now, and Jacob Blake is their patron saint. Only evil misogynistic Republicans rape shame

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

"Oh hey, there's my wife Jill. Hey, Jilly, I'm Jill's husband, actually."

Um... did anyone catch that?

Edit: Also... Joe, a black man didn't invent the lightbulb. It's disputed who did, but between Edison and English, Italian, and other European scientists. Get off it with this we wuz kangz shit.

 

[FlappyBat]

"Oh hey, there's my wife Jill. Hey, Jilly, I'm Jill's husband, actually."

Um... did anyone catch that?

He seems to slur Joe and Jill so they sound alike. It's happened a few times now.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

He seems to slur Joe and Jill so they sound alike. It's happened a few times now.

I think the bigger issue is he seems to have forgotten he is indeed the husband of the Jill Biden, who happens to be his wife.

"Actually, I am her husband." Phrasing sounds like he needed to remind himself.

 

[RockPaper]

"Oh hey, there's my wife Jill. Hey, Jilly, I'm Jill's husband, actually."

Um... did anyone catch that?

Edit: Also... Joe, a black man didn't invent the lightbulb. It's disputed who did, but between Edison and English, Italian, and other European scientists. Get off it with this we wuz kangz shit.

Wrong, my dude. George Washington Carver invented the lightbulb from the peanut.

 

[Sped Xing]

Maybe he was thinking of Tesla. Serbs are black on the inside.

 

[Absolutego]

I think the bigger issue is he seems to have forgotten he is indeed the husband of the Jill Biden, who happens to be his wife.

"Actually, I am her husband." Phrasing sounds like he needed to remind himself.

Party messaging insisting on this contrived, unnatural way of candidates referring to spouses isn't doing him any favors. No one naturally self-conceives a relationship as "I am <person's> husband" instead of "<person> is my wife", but Democrats are forcing this phrasing to appeal to catlady feminists whose insecurity is triggered by the fact that most spouses of prominent politicians tend to be less high profile.

 

[RockPaper]

Party messaging insisting on this contrived, unnatural way of candidates referring to spouses isn't doing him any favors. No one naturally self-conceives a relationship as "I am <person's> husband" instead of "<person> is my wife", but Democrats are forcing this phrasing to appeal to catlady feminists whose insecurity is triggered by the fact that most spouses of prominent politicians tend to be less high profile.

"She's definitely the boss at home, amirite fellas? -backslap-"

 

[BeboRefugee]

I wonder just how far gone Joe is. Since he's already been on camera getting agitated and aggressively insulting people who disagree with him or ask him questions he doesn't like, I wonder what unhinged shit he's said to his personal jailers campaign staff.

No schadenfreude would ever top watching the "black favorite" Dem candidate drop the hard R on live TV. It would be even better than watching all those smug DNC staffers cry on TV when Hildawg got stomped out. My sides would never leave orbit.

Make it happen, Joe.

If Biden did that, the Dems would just throw their hands up and low-key tell everybody the election's over.
In a way, it'd be a mercy. Unfortunately, it'd also give the left and Never Trumpers a bit of a cognitive loophole to exploit.
Trump isn't this generation's Reagan at all. Rather, he won the first election by fluke and 2020 was handed to him. "We will never know if America endorsed him properly" is what they'd reassure themselves, continuing to manipulate party infrastructure to push their old, shit candidates.
There's still a decent chance Biden will win, but I'd much prefer Trump beat a strong candidate. Or at the very least a Biden who was on the same mental level he was in around 2015. What we're getting is millions revving themselves up to Copepost about how Biden's negatives were more important than Trump's appealing policies. If Trump won with Kamala actually being the headline act, it'd be such a resounding defeat for the establishment class that there'd be no way to ignore it. Right now, Biden is running a campaign with less energy than Ben Carson 2016 (who in the final 3 months was literally only there to sell a book), Trump losing would be a victory for the media, not Biden.