DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Goutsketeer]

is he doing a last of us 2 redemption run?

No he's playing Tell me Why(this game was made)

 

[Lady Adjani]

Phil bringing up his ear ache again. Is it normal for adults to get ear aches often?

FYI in dsp lore he often will fake being sick to get time off.

Can you imagine Phil holding down a 9-5? Dude would call in sick every other day

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Can you imagine Phil holding down a 9-5? Dude would call in sick every other day

Either that or he would get fired and complain about if for over a decade

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[actually]

Guys, sadly it looks like I won't be able to post here anymore. I'm not getting enough likes. Yup, this is my last post ever. I mean, the stickers don't mean anything and I don't care, but it seems like the streak has come to an end. You all wanted this but I guess it's all over.

Edit: only 30 minutes left until I never post again.

2nd edit: Wow. I got enough thumbs up that I guess I'll keep posting. Thanks guys.

Hey Spunkle, big fan since your first posts back in 1492. Been reading your posts, but decided to come like your stuff to support you.

 

[hundredthousand]

You have to be a special kind of filthy slob to get constant ear infections and fucking gout in this day and age. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten the bubonic plague yet.

He is going to be absolutely wretched by the time he hits 50 or 60, if he makes it that long.

 

[TurboSwine]

You have to be a special kind of filthy slob to get constant ear infections and fucking gout in this day and age. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten the bubonic plague yet.

He is going to be absolutely wretched by the time he hits 50 or 60, if he makes it that long.

MFW Phil's parents outlive him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil bringing up his ear ache again. Is it normal for adults to get ear aches often?

FYI in dsp lore he often will fake being sick to get time off.

lol. no. He just needs to stop being a fag and just say he's taking days off.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

If the streak doesn't end organically, I think he's only days away from tanking it on purpose, likely with some pignosis debunking/retcon like "alotapeepul" told him it was getting stale.

Interesting thought. I bet if he makes it to 500 he will kill it and declare victory over the trolls for having made it that far. The vest is clearly causing him a lot of grief.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Phil bringing up his ear ache again. Is it normal for adults to get ear aches often?

FYI in dsp lore he often will fake being sick to get time off.

Phill: Be careful who you troll, you never know what they are going trough behind the scene.
Also Phill: ow ow ow ow i got owie wowie

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Guys, sadly it looks like I won't be able to post here anymore. I'm not getting enough likes. Yup, this is my last post ever. I mean, the stickers don't mean anything and I don't care, but it seems like the streak has come to an end. You all wanted this but I guess it's all over.

Edit: only 30 minutes left until I never post again.

2nd edit: Wow. I got enough thumbs up that I guess I'll keep posting. Thanks guys.

You'll make the like landmark. Have faith in us.

Has a new animation that says "Put on that damn vest" and has the all the vests, only if someone tips $100.

Jesus Christ. I shouldn't be surprised, but somehow I still am.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil semantic'd that the goal was just a suggestion so that people knew what he needed and there should be no reward for hitting it because helping him by hitting the goal was a reward in and of itself. Anyone asking for something was being selfish and demanding.

This shit is so funny because how can something like giving back to many people as a reward be considered selfish of them HAHA. Dude is a nutcase.

 

[TurboSwine]

lol. no. He just needs to stop being a fag and just say he's taking days off.

If he just took days off the wheelchairs would think he's doing okay and able to afford days off. If he gets all melodramatic about being sick, well then he's lost says and income that he can't afford to, thus the piggies will shell out the extra dough to make up for days off. It's a bold strategy Cotton, but it seems to pay off.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

He will never wear the Sonic hat again.

KF is literally responsible for bullying the pig out of wearing his Sonic hat because “mentally-ill shitheads and trolls said I looked autistic and other horrible, disgusting things when I wore it so I won’t wear it ever again so they can talk shit about me.”

I was laughing so hard, I was crying when he said that a few months ago on stream. We literally bullied a near 40 year old man out of wearing a fucking piece of clothing from fear of being made fun of which is another example that exposes DSP for the lying fuck that he is when he claims he doesn’t care about aesthetics or looks.

Has it not occurred to him that we can keep talking shit about him and the Sonic hat forever, regardless of whether he ever wears it again?

 

[The Goutsketeer]

Has it not occurred to him that we can keep talking shit about him and the Sonic hat forever, regardless of whether he ever wears it again?

The yoshi costume was worse

 

[Forbidden Math]

Question for people who actually watch him live: What are his views like these days on "day one" of a "hot new release"?

 

[Muppetmode]

Does he not still have those “amazing” ear drops that cured his last ear infection in a matter of hours or w/e he said

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Question for people who actually watch him live: What are his views like these days on "day one" of a "hot new release"?

Depends on the game. If it's hyped, he can get in the 500-750 range. If not, barely any bump from his usual ~300 now. And he doesn't get significantly more money now, which is the only thing that matters.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

Question for people who actually watch him live: What are his views like these days on "day one" of a "hot new release"?

500-700 until he goes to break then it just keeps going lower until it hits around 250-300 again

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I'm more surprised he hasn't snapped, gone full on Karen and blow up at his chat...

He has several times recently. It's not always on point but that's how anger works. The stroke comment got more of a rise out of him because he's self conscious PLUS resenting his audience. He quite literally resents them.

I think post-streak we're going to get a bit of gold dust as Phil considers restarting the streak and then gets frustrated faster, fumbles around looking for some new gimmick that will replicate the results of the vest, and probably freaks out on his audience for not knowing what they want to see before finally retconning the vest into something he thought was stupid but that his whales and vest-obsessed OiC forced him to do.

Personally I can't wait for this but at the same time I really enjoy how much power a few tards hold over him. It's tantamount that the vest streak continues so he lets these absolute chadtards rope him around so he can play the rest of the crowd for every drop they have.

Does he not still have those “amazing” ear drops that cured his last ear infection in a matter of hours or w/e he said

So powerleveling but I have a few friends with kids, and one family has 3 plus a frequent family member kid over for weekends. I constantly hear about an ear infection here or there because kids don't shower as much or wash their hands and shove them in their ears like tiny mongoloids. Thing is, it's like 200 bucks for an urgent care visit with insurance, plus like 20-30 for the drops. But the drops don't expire for years and even after they still usually work fine. So each household has like 2-3 bottles and since it's usually started recovering after a few days they never end up needing the whole bottle let alone the full course prescribed.

I don't know why the poor stroke-addled dumpling doesn't just reuse the same ear drops unless dementia is setting in and he forgot about them. Then again we all know it's a fucking bold face lie.