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This is how a real and honest gamer prepares for his upcoming sick day.
 

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TheKatIsNowGone said:
That's funny, my mind went first to Damian but I guess I'm a Grant Morrison fag. Mind you love DKR too but it's sort of non-canon isn't it?
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Carrie Kelley as Robin is non-canon since that only appears in The Dark Knight Returns, as you said. In Peter J. Tomasi's Batman and Robin run during the New 52, Carrie Kelley was reintroduced into the canon universe as Damian Waynes acting teacher. A hobby Damian sought out so he could try to understand what it's like to be other people so he could better help his empathy.

After Damians death by the Heretic Carrie continued to harass Bruce for a bit to find out why Damian just vanished, and Bruce eventually forged some shit together to trick her and she fucked off.
 
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When Phil first teased the return of the double ear infection this morning, my instinct was to point out purchasing something like the Elephant Ear Washer (it basically lets you power wash your ears out without hurting yourself).

But then I realized: Philly Cheesesteak you idiot, you fell for the marketing scheme.

I've been around long enough to witness one other alleged ear infection that "coincidentally" delayed a new release or viewers' choice (might have been Fire Emblem?? Can't remember). With Kat's birthday and Labor Day weekend coming up, it seems like the perfect time to whip out the non-specific medicated drops!
 
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JimiHendrix said:
Carrie Kelley as Robin is non-canon since that only appears in The Dark Knight Returns, as you said. In Peter J. Tomasi's Batman and Robin run during the New 52, Carrie Kelley was reintroduced into the canon universe as Damian Waynes acting teacher. A hobby Damian sought out so he could try to understand what it's like to be other people so he could better help his empathy.

After Damians death by the Heretic Carrie continued to harass Bruce for a bit to find out why Damian just vanished, and Bruce eventually forged some shit together to trick her and she fucked off.
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Phil is a Marvel guy.

Statues of Black Cat, She-Hulk, White Queen, Dr. Doom, etc. He had the Marvel Encyclopedia. He collected Marvel cards. He lusted for the Wolverine doll.

Phil doesn't care about Robin.
 
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Kinda weird how Phil mostly complains about the pain, isn’t it?

Every time I had an ear infection, an even bigger symptom than the pain was not being able to hear anything on one ear. Yet Phil seems to hear just fine and doesn’t talk any louder, like you usually do when you can’t hear shit.

Weird!


Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Kat has to drive.
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Fuck, imagine that car drive.

Uncomfortable silence.

Phil: “So.. How was your day?”
Kat: “Good... Good. You?”
Phil: “Yeah, there’s some pretty big games coming out later this month!”
Kat: “That’s good! Day one views!”
Phil: “Yeah! ACK ACK ACK! Phil is about to say something more, then decides against it.

Uncomfortable silence

Phil takes out his phone, clicks WWE Champions.
 
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Muppetmode said:
Does he not still have those “amazing” ear drops that cured his last ear infection in a matter of hours or w/e he said
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I needed Cipro ear drops one time. you know, what kills anthrax and it still took a few days for the millions of microscopic Kamalas to completely die off inside my ear.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
He has several times recently. It's not always on point but that's how anger works. The stroke comment got more of a rise out of him because he's self conscious PLUS resenting his audience. He quite literally resents them.

Personally I can't wait for this but at the same time I really enjoy how much power a few tards hold over him. It's tantamount that the vest streak continues so he lets these absolute chadtards rope him around so he can play the rest of the crowd for every drop they have.

So powerleveling but I have a few friends with kids, and one family has 3 plus a frequent family member kid over for weekends. I constantly hear about an ear infection here or there because kids don't shower as much or wash their hands and shove them in their ears like tiny mongoloids. Thing is, it's like 200 bucks for an urgent care visit with insurance, plus like 20-30 for the drops. But the drops don't expire for years and even after they still usually work fine. So each household has like 2-3 bottles and since it's usually started recovering after a few days they never end up needing the whole bottle let alone the full course prescribed.

I don't know why the poor stroke-addled dumpling doesn't just reuse the same ear drops unless dementia is setting in and he forgot about them. Then again we all know it's a fucking bold face lie.
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If they are antibiotic drops, you're always supposed to finish the entire prescription, even after the point where it feels like it has cleared up. Might be why they have constant problems with the kids getting the infections.
 
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JPG said:
This is how a real and honest gamer prepares for his upcoming sick day.
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Wild that I've known people twice Phil's age with crippling arthritis that has brought them to tears with but will down a double-dose of morphine and anti-inflammatories just to get themselves out of bed and make a cup of tea because they refuse to be beaten by something they have to live with every day while Phil whines about having a painful ear for one day and has to take two days off from getting his $200 wheelchair tax.
 
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Fapcop said:
Kinda weird how Phil mostly complains about the pain, isn’t it?

Every time I had an ear infection, an even bigger symptom than the pain was not being able to hear anything on one ear. Yet Phil seems to hear just fine and doesn’t talk any louder, like you usually do when you can’t hear shit.
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Well, he already yells everything he says.
Probably to get past all the phlegm building up in that fat throat of his.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
If they are antibiotic drops, you're always supposed to finish the entire prescription, even after the point where it feels like it has cleared up. Might be why they have constant problems with the kids getting the infections.
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Doctors tell you that because of fear of superbugs. If you never clear the infection you never clear the infection. Even still a bottle of ear drops often contains enough to run the course they prescribe 2-3 times because it's prepackaged unlike a lot of other RX that are metered out on demand.

Also, from what I see it's one kid has one, then the following spring another one has one, then summer a different one has one (likely related to swimming/lake), and then someone gets it in fall (usually the kids with bad allergies since that tanks your immune system).

But def look into it, the whole concept of having to take all antibiotics is contested in medicine right now, they are a necessary evil (evil in the concept of creating superbugs)
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The fact that he pretends to have no idea what it means rather than brush it off or no comment or start other conversation while laughing it off just goes to show he'll go out of his way to lie for no reason. He's been called a pig, roach, and pigroach since YT days.
 
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