Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Kabuki Actor]

bruh you literally asked about it

I was thinking of those females whose personality evaluation circuit is overloaded by adoration for men, that specific sexual dysfunction.

 

[FeatherDuster]

Jay's video today is even funnier

He's his usual positive self but he's actively demonstrating just how stiff and closed off all the elements of the game really are. Osana just walking directly into a candle in the middle of the path after having gasoline dumped on her. Jay crawling around filming and Raiburu just happily eating her lunch while Senpai sobs over Osana dying from poison. The NPCs just go through their animations and scenes as if there isn't a player running right up and getting in their face. Actual immersion seems like something he should have been working on instead of adding all these extra unnecessary details.

I definitely think Jay's playing it up on purpose, and that's hilarious.

 

[Wingnut]

I doubt that real dolls are able to give birth.

All it takes is one trip to the sperm bank and there could be an EvaX Jr. in the future.
He won't even need the "help" they provide, he'll just bring his waifu with him.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

All it takes is one trip to the sperm bank and there could be an EvaX Jr. in the future.
He won't even need the "help" they provide, he'll just bring his waifu with him.

That requires leaving the house AND carrying his insanely heavy waifu somewhere. Hopefully the world is safe

 

[I got rabies]

All it takes is one trip to the sperm bank and there could be an EvaX Jr. in the future.
He won't even need the "help" they provide, he'll just bring his waifu with him.

Only if he meets the standards of a sperm donor, ie. being tall.

 

[exhausted]

All it takes is one trip to the sperm bank and there could be an EvaX Jr. in the future.
He won't even need the "help" they provide, he'll just bring his waifu with him.

his sperm would never get chosen and you know that

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

All it takes is one trip to the sperm bank and there could be an EvaX Jr. in the future.
He won't even need the "help" they provide, he'll just bring his waifu with him.

Then there'd be another weeb dev-wannabe running around...

 

[CrystalRoserade]

I have a feeling he'd be a rather neglectful father, if he ever does become a father. Christ. Wouldn't blame the hypothetical kid if they end up hating YanSim, Evangelion, Metroid, and sex dolls.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

I have a feeling he'd be a rather neglectful father, if he ever does become a father. Christ. Wouldn't blame the hypothetical kid if they end up hating YanSim, Evangelion, Metroid, and sex dolls.

Can you imagine his horror and disappointment if his kid just ended up only having a weeb phase as a child instead of as a lifelong passion? Too bad he couldn’t just block kids from talking when they’re in real life.

 

[Committed Wolf]

I have a feeling he'd be a rather neglectful father, if he ever does become a father. Christ. Wouldn't blame the hypothetical kid if they end up hating YanSim, Evangelion, Metroid, and sex dolls.

Please don't ever imply that some woman out there would ever fuck Alex. I just lost about five years off my life just thinking about it.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Please don't ever imply that some woman out there would ever fuck Alex. I just lost about five years off my life just thinking about it.

Same dude. I never want to imagine Alex fucking a girl (especially one that's not a sex doll) ever again...

 

[CrystalRoserade]

Please don't ever imply that some woman out there would ever fuck Alex. I just lost about five years off my life just thinking about it.

I apologize for the imagery.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

All it takes is one trip to the sperm bank and there could be an EvaX Jr. in the future.

Sperm banks only accept the absolute finest genetic stock.

No woman would pick EvaX sperm over Chad sperm. He'd get laughed out of every sperm bank 100% guaranteed. He's unattractive, weird face proportions, huge nose, poor health, clearly retarded, etc. genetically he's really only a few steps above somebody like Fredrick Brennan, the 8chan founder. They look at ALL your genetics, I'm sure he'd fail a DNA test for bad inheritable diseases, too. Also him being a NEET, maybe autistic, narcissist, who knows, would fail the mental health test even if he was more attractive and tall.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Please don't ever imply that some woman out there would ever fuck Alex. I just lost about five years off my life just thinking about it.

Yeah, the only way Alex would lose his virginity is with the help of chloroform or Rohypnol.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Yeah, the only way Alex would lose his virginity is with the help of chloroform or Rohypnol.

That's an even worse mental image...

 

[SIGSEGV]

That's an even worse mental image...

I know.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

We all know Alex's real destiny. Women of the world will be fine.

forever alone

 

[A Sign]

The only women that want Alex are Mulberry and Adolphin. Both of which are too old for him and one of them being fat and the other a "roastie"

 

[FruityVitamens546]

The only women that want Alex are Mulberry and Adolphin. Both of which are too old for him and one of them being fat and the other a "roastie"

Aren’t they both married and/or have kids of their own? Or is that just one of them?

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Aren’t they both married and/or have kids of their own? Or is that just one of them?

Just Adolfin to my knowledge.