Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.3%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,413
c# sperg: reflection in prod code is fine but something's probably seriously wrong with your architecture if it's happening outside state initialization. If it's just acting as a janky surrogate for interfaces that's a massive red flag.

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(By the way, this snippet is from StudentManagerScript of all places [lol].)
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The fact that that class has both 'TransWindows' and 'TransparentWindows' booleans makes my eye twitch.


Catgirls are Love said:
I assume the intent is "switch to low poly model when NPC is not visible in camera" but instead it's "switch to low poly model when part of NPC is not visible in camera".
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I wrote an explanation for what's going on here but the text editor ate it.

The tl;dr is: Yep. He's trying to do occlusion by himself. And he's a dumbass for not reading the documentation and using the tools the engine provides so you don't have to do this yourself.
 
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Wilhelm Bittrich said:
OK, guys honest question what game will release first, Star Citizen or Yandere Sim?
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I'd say both Star Citizen and Dead Island 2 have a pretty good chance of being released before YS.
RonaldMcRumble said:
So something that's really pissed me off about this Osana shit is how quickly the let's players hopped onto it. These bootlickers are why Alex still has such strong fanbase
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I don't think these creators give a shit about Alex or the game at all - they most likely just want to make some easy money and what is a better way to get views than playing something children enjoy.
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RonaldMcRumble said:
So something that's really pissed me off about this Osana shit is how quickly the let's players hopped onto it. These bootlickers are why Alex still has such strong fanbase
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It depends. Jay perfectly demonstrated by himself how broken the game is; it was a speedrun and using exploits, for all his fans to see how buggy the game is. For a youtuber of his caliber, it's just one-off trip to get some content. You should be perfectly aware how tiresome the fanbase of these let's players can be. They would ask and ask him for a video. I'm not surprised, I would do it myself in his situation, just to get this shit done and move on. It's worth noting comments on his vid were far from favorable for Alex.

Creatures like Bijuu Mike are beyond redemption though, Yandere Simulator is their lifeline. Very sad existence.
 
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odumegwu said:
It depends. Jay perfectly demonstrated by himself how broken the game is; it was a speedrun and using exploits, for all his fans to see how buggy the game is. For a youtuber of his caliber, it's just one-off trip to get some content. You should be perfectly aware how tiresome the fanbase of these let's players can be. They would ask and ask him for a video. I'm not surprised, I would do it myself in his situation, just to get this shit done and move on. It's worth noting comments on his vid were far from favorable for Alex.

Creatures like Bijuu Mike are beyond redemption though, Yandere Simulator is their lifeline. Very sad existence.
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Jay's video today is even funnier


He's his usual positive self but he's actively demonstrating just how stiff and closed off all the elements of the game really are. Osana just walking directly into a candle in the middle of the path after having gasoline dumped on her. Jay crawling around filming and Raiburu just happily eating her lunch while Senpai sobs over Osana dying from poison. The NPCs just go through their animations and scenes as if there isn't a player running right up and getting in their face. Actual immersion seems like something he should have been working on instead of adding all these extra unnecessary details.
 
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Deathclaw Tiddehs said:
Come on, Alex, a college class on C++ "fundamentals" would expect more out of you. Hell reading past ch 2 in any C++ book would give you ways of improving your code.
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Yandere Simulator is a Unity game, which means Alex's spaghetti is C# flavored. The mere thought of Alex using C++ horrifies me. He would use naked new and delete instead of smart pointers, header files would contain definitions instead of just declarations, std::move would either not used often enough (if at all), or it would be used too frequently (preventing the compiler from using return value optimization in places where it otherwise could have performed it), etc.
 
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Wilhelm Bittrich said:
OK, guys honest question what game will release first, Star Citizen or Yandere Sim?
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Our grandkids will be playing Star Citizen.
The more sheltered of our grandkids will be styling on Alex's son trying to finish Yan sim.

RonaldMcRumble said:
So something that's really pissed me off about this Osana shit is how quickly the let's players hopped onto it. These bootlickers are why Alex still has such strong fanbase
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It's free money, unless people don't watch their videos.
 
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Tard said:
Is there a reason "queen" is misspelt, or are cucks just illiterate? I really cannot tell
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It's not misspelled. Quean is an actual different word, and it's a wordplay.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/quean
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https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cuckquean
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