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Pepper Jack said:
I found the part from his Thursday prestream where he mentions using the left over ear drops. Clipped from DarkDave's Mirror. Should start around 15:04. This statement he made on Thursday is in direct contrast to his tweets and excuses yesterday.

This shocks me. He comfirms he has 2-3 days worth of drops left over.

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That feels when nothing out of your mouth is the truth, to the point where anyone paying any level of attention can easily figure that out with just the next thing out of your mouth.
 
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Nicole Eggert said:
He only had to make it past this one final hurdle, and at last he'd be in the clear. He was so close to having just enough money to upgrade the equipment for his streams, but now it looks like it's not going to work out. Sorry guys. ):
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This setback means that... all the previous vest streaks? They can't go to taxes or improvements. We were almost there, but this resets like that monthly Patreon goal for a camera. It's impossible to save between them, we either make it or we don't. So maybe we can talk about that stuff the next time we hit a 250 vest streak. Until then... I'm gonna need your help. I don't get paid by Twitch until the 15th and the bills are stacking up...

Sidenote: The last time Phil mentioned getting paid by Twitch on the 15th in order to beg leading up was on Feb 8th, according to Pig Pig Go. Let's hope that meme makes a comeback.
 
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Imagine inventing weekend health issues like an 8 year old because you'd rather have people mock you for it than face the alternative - a weekend where you and your hatebase simply take time off from the ongoing shitshow and do anything else.

Your dependency on detractor retention is disturbing, Philip. Seek professional help. We know you can afford it.
 
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FriendlyPrimarina said:
50% hearing; how do you even measure that? Any normal person would say something like "I can hear through my right ear, but it's fuzzy." Phil is an alien or a replicant. There's no other explanation for the things he says or does.
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I want to say replicant because hopefully that means we're one step closer to qt3.14 holographic waifus.
 
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I was bored and did a thing

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He Googled ear infection and is just spouting off the potential effects. He lives for the spotlight and the pity, if he had any of these things he'd Instagram them, he's not exactly shy, he's recorded himself showering for God's sake. Also, jerking. He'd do what everyone else like him would do: post the swelling and the drops and the discharge and say look at how bad this is!! :(

While pain is subjective, calling it excruciating does make him look like a pussy that's never had to deal with pain.
But then again, gout pain has been described as torture.

He lies because his barely sentient cesspool is less likely to lynch him if he says 'ooh, oow, I'm hurting boys' , rather than, 'hey, it's my wife's birthday and I love her so I'm off for a few days to spend time with her, keep tipping though.'
 
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Iamfrigide said:
He lies because his barely sentient cesspool is less likely to lynch him if he says 'ooh, oow, I'm hurting boys' , rather than, 'hey, it's my wife's birthday and I love her so I'm off for a few days to spend time with her, keep tipping though.'
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Really, if his sycophantic viewerbase doesn't like Kat, that's Phil's (and to an extent, Kat herself) fault.
Showed her off twice on stream just to boast about how perfect his life is, only to never show up again because of those meany-head trolls (Phil says he doesn't care about trolls anymore but still won't bring her on because of them?). He only ever brings her up if it's to blame something on her (I can't stick around guys cause of muh wife, I don't watch wrestling anymore because of muh wife) or to brag about the food she makes.
Talking about her in any way gets you banned, you're just supposed to wait for Phil to bring her up first if you want to ask about her.
It's like Phil's gone out of his way to make Kat a negative element in his stream. Personally I think Phil hates the idea of having another human physically present in the room while he plays games, look how painfully awkward he was anytime Panda was present, especially when she was calling him out for sucking. And so he made it clear as soon as possible that Kat won't be present in his streams, ever. Except when he wants to bitch about her apparent nagging, which is dubious considering it's Phil.
 
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I love it when he does this kind of shit. Claiming he is not feeling well and he can't "work". He make his own schedule and if he just take some time off for Kat's birthday and shut up I wouldn't care, until he started begging for more money like he did for his wedding week.

Instead we get him attention seeking on his day off, shit posting on Twitter, whining for two days and now he is going to stream tomorrow morning for some last time spending money before he fucks off. A text book move for Phil gives him a reason to beg harder when he comes back.
 
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