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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
I love how Democrats are the first to believe in and champion blood debt/sin.

"Germany can't stop feeling bad about Hitler even though 80 years have passed!"

"Bin Laden's niece must be an Anti-American terrorist just like her uncle!"

"Your father said the word nigger in 1960, before you were born, so you are automatically a racist and must lose your livelihood, home, and family!"

>Leftist gets caught with his dick in a kid

"He said he was SORRY! GOD! Don't you believe in forgiveness and that people can change?"
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ONLY SMART PEOPLE CAN MAKE BASELESS ASSUMPTIONS
 
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Quick followup on the boat parade sinking story: Twitter is trying to be funny and failing.

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I spent 10 minutes trying to find something entertaining in those trends, and couldn't. You can predict the jokes just by looking at the trending term. They're all exactly as lame as you'd expect.

Edit: I have seen multiple people claim that this kind of rough water doesn't happen on Lake Travis naturally. Apparently the problem was caused by so many boats causing a wake at once in an enclosed body of water, that it made the entire lake choppy.

Jokes aside, it's kind of impressive that they had such a large turnout the lake itself couldn't handle it. They do everything bigger in Texas, I guess.
 
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Harvey Danger said:
Quick followup on the boat parade sinking story: Twitter is trying to be funny and failing.

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I spent 10 minutes trying to find something entertaining in those trends, and couldn't. You can predict the jokes just by looking at the trending term. They're all exactly as lame as you'd expect.

Edit: I have seen multiple people claim that this kind of rough water doesn't happen on Lake Travis naturally. Apparently the problem was caused by so many boats causing a wake at once in an enclosed body of water, that it made the entire lake choppy.

Jokes aside, it's kind of impressive that they had such a large turnout the lake itself couldn't handle it. They do everything bigger in Texas, I guess.
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Probably just me being sensitive but I find the #Dumbkirk pretty distasteful given the nature of the event they're taking the name from and how many died during the evacuation. Honestly, I find a lot of the things that the TDS sufferers joke about pretty distasteful and needlessly vicious (how they treat any women pro-trump being a perfect example).

Also very disappointed to not see kamikaze since it would be a perfect fit given its connection with the failed Mongol invasions of Japan that happened twice (1274 and 1281), helped by unnatural tsunamis wiping out Mongol fleets before they could do much damage to Japan. They already have the reference to the Spanish Armada being wiped out on their way to England (1588 ), sad for them to miss the classic. :(
 
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Moguro Fukuzou said:
Probably just me being sensitive but I find the #Dumbkirk pretty distasteful given the nature of the event they're taking the name from and how many died during the evacuation. Honestly, I find a lot of the things that the TDS sufferers joke about pretty distasteful and needlessly vicious (how they treat any women pro-trump being a perfect example).

Also very disappointed to not see kamikaze since it would be a perfect fit given its connection with the failed Mongol invasions of Japan that happened twice (1274 and 1281), helped by unnatural tsunamis wiping out Mongol fleets before they could do much damage to Japan. They already have the reference to the Spanish Armada being wiped out on their way to England (1588 ), sad for them to miss the classic. :(
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You're giving them too much credit to assume they know anything about kamikaze other than crashing planes.
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
"Okay so you're helping bring peace to the Middle East, but how do you answer for the lack of reverence shown to a bunch of random journopigs, huh, you fascist?!"
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I feel a correction is needed here. This wasn't in the middleeast... this was in the BALKANS.

Why is this important?

Because the Balkans is perhaps the only area in the world where people hate eachother MORE than in the middle east. The Middle East largely is just "Everyone Hates Israel" with a side smattering of occasional "Religious Conflict within Islam".

But the Balkans?

Oh GOD the balkans.

Every. Single. Nation. within the region hates Every. Single. Other. nation in the region. Its an absolute cesspit of hate, kept only in line due to he fact that if any balkan nation started a war with any other balkan nation, the combined might of a lot of countries would quash that shit immediately because nobody wants the... several dozenth conflict in the Balkans.
 
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Local Fed said:
Poor Bill looks like he just wants to get his dick sucked by the maid and then take a nap for eternity.
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Imagine the thought process:

"My pal Epstein's dead just because he was close to us."

"I should have married Lewinsky."

"I wonder if Trump knows where I can find some models."

RockPaper said:
He looks exactly like he looked in that debate when Trump called out Hillary for not ditching his philandering ass.
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Professional idiot Jim Carrey has a "big idea" on how to restore decency and humanity. Of course, it consists only of removing Trump...


Carrey goes on to reflect on how much better off the U.S. and the world in general will be if, on November 3, Trump loses to the Democratic nominee, former Vice President Joe Biden —and Trump’s presidency ends in January 2021.

“Whatever happened to truth, justice, and the American way?,” Carrey writes. “That line was written when the Nazis were ravaging Europe and America was the hero of the world. It’s more than a line in a TV show; it’s a set of ideals we should always aspire to uphold. In November, we must vote in historic numbers, gathering all the ‘snowflakes’ until there’s a blizzard on Capitol Hill that no corrupt politician can survive. We must vote for decency, humanity, and a way of life that once again captures the imagination of kids all over the world — kids like me.”
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It's really not a big idea and obviously run-of-the-mill TDS, but someone told this asshole that his opinion matters.
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
Well, remember, the plan is apparently to have him not concede and then magically find mail in votes over the rest of November until he wins. So whatever happens November 3rd, it won't be over.
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can't remember where it was mentioned (think it was the election thread), but a lot of states have very close dates, I think the longest was 3 days or something). good luck suddenly finding votes that make no difference. add to that you can only fuck so far before someone get suspicious - more than they already are - and you're pretty limited in how you can mess with votes.

verissimus said:
Down vote me all you want, but the wall was a waste of time and symbolically stupid. That was always going to be a hard sell since it would be unprecedented so far as the public at large is concerned. I mean really, how do you sell that to people who aren't hardcore conservatives? As you said, it would have been better to go after immigration law (or sanctuary cities for that matter).
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so what have you've been doing 2015 when there were literal hordes of refugees making a beeline for germany/sweden? because anyone sane who watched that shit was happy it didn't happen in his backyard - and if it happens (which already does with thousands sitting in mexico wanting to get in to the point mexico is trying to tighten their southern border so they don't have to deal with all those people the us usually would) you know what stops a horde of people? a fucking wall. and has for several thousands years.

and in case you missed that, might wanna remember who was elected us president a fucking year later.

a wall is also much easier and simpler than trying to legally wrestle for years with the tards in california giving shelter to illegal immigrants. you don't fix a leaking faucet by improving the sink.
 
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Emergency at the girder factory downtown had me indisposed. Time to catch up to.... 50+ pages???

littlearmalite said:
I don't like the Fed, I don't agree with the almost unilateral power it has over the average, everyday person, and I don't like that I can't do anything about it but 'vOtE' and 'pArtiCiPaTE'. What's idiotic and edgy about not wanting to play a rigged game?
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Here's a secret meatbag: the laws of thermodynamics describe life too. 1) You can't win. 2) You can't break even. 3) You can't get out of the game. Even if the government was dissolved today, you would STILL end up paying someone protection money. The warlord would just be a lot more dickish about it. We had a direct example this year when it started in CHAZ.
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POLICE: Warlord Raz Reportedly Extorts Businesses, Collects ‘Protection’ Money in Seattle Autonomous Zone

Seattle Police Chief Carmen Best gave a video address to officers in the Seattle police department Thursday in which she
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At least the fed gives lip service to listening to your opinion - and is usually too distracted to bother you. Be thankful for small mercies that it could be much, MUCH worse. (and for most humans in most times - it was)

Ghostse said:
A very plausible scenario is that Jews were nomadic/unincorporated herdsmen with some family members who farmed or tended orchards in the Sinai or there abouts. Due to the fact the Ice Age was still going on, the land there was greener the red sea/Med had lower levels, so it was not the desert it is today.
Egypt was growing in wealth and power, and was looking to make a power-play into Canaan (Modern day Syria/Lebenon/Israel/Jordan/Suez). They moved into the regions to their east, and began to tax and tribute from this conquered land. Likely these early jews were so subjugated.
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Moses is a slightly sticker situation.
There are mentions of several famines in Egypt in the +-100 years Exodus could refer to, but none lasting 7 years (again, see True vs. accurate). Some scholars believe Moses was raised/schooled in Egypt proper, some think in just in this local Ruler's palace, as at the time the Royal House in a backwater place like the Senai would have been the focal point for everything: royal ceremonies, administration, reglious ceremonies, and learning.
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Only because of my autism - but you're confusing moses and joseph. Joseph is the one with the 7 year famine that caused the Jews to move into Egypt.

I mean in their own holy text that how it goes - Jews went down to egypt for food and then stayed there until they got enslaved.

Also the land in Israel is green there today - like it's ridiculous how fertile the west side of Israel is. It's the other side of the mountain Jerusalem sits on that is the desert. PM me if you want to really hash out autistic details.

BubbleButt said:
Thank you for invoking Smokey because I don't get near enough opportunity to post this fucking monstrosity:

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I remember a friend who had that short on a tape. It has a lot of apt metaphors for jobs when you get older.

Stalphos Johnson said:
Biden's stance on abortion is going to be a sore point for a lot of Catholic voters. The church still excommunicates women who get an abortion and prevents politicians from recieving communion who support abortion. Even Biden was denied communion a few months ago at a church in South Carolina. This is a stance that Pope Francis supports and has encouraged. This is one of the things the Church will not budge on and will cost Biden a lot of Catholic voters.
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Hah! You wish.
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Voting with the Mind of Christ #5: How Our Abortion Regime Works–And How it Doesn’t

Yesterday we noted that the Feds under Trump have raised Planned Parenthood funding to record heights, even as Biden is condemned for being “radically pro-abortion”. We also noted the m…
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(he's been on this for like... a week)

Gehenna said:
Its how we know Clinton abuses Bill and that the Obama's were rude, rude sons of bitches
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I would like to know more. PM me please.

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If I might postulate a bit. I suspect that this relates to one of the reasons the left find Trump so enragingly baffling. Think about it for a bit:

We have a bloviating, self aggrandizing billionaire, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. By any normal metric from the outside, the working class should -hate- him.

Yet, they don't. In fact, they embrace him eagerly in droves.
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Probably because he seems like a chill dude who actually respects and likes them. This is still one of my favorite Trump moments.
 
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